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8756066 No.8756066 [Reply] [Original]

Why shouldn't I invest into brothels and nightclubs?

>> No.8756118

Not that easy.
From law enforcement to IRS and Mob members, everyone want a share of it.
Think twice about it.
You need some established name with who you can work with together. ;)

>> No.8756155

>>8756118
what if it's some uprising 2nd world country with an apathetic police force?

>> No.8756194

>>8756066
Stepping on organized crimes toes.

>> No.8756202

>>8756155
U can try it. But make sure you have a strong partner in this business.

>> No.8756225

>>8756066
You’ll get bodybagged by tyrone or jose before you can even set up shop

>> No.8756234

Believe me or not but i have some experience in this kind of money making, it sounds easier than it is.
Upside is---> basic income :D always sexytime
Downside--> feds, mob, taxes, STD's, competition

>> No.8756298

>>8756234
>competition:
Literal whorehouses, who accept fatfucks into their fucking business.
>STD's:
Everything you can dream of. It's all real. Still making enough money
>Feds
Legal in my country
>Mob
Every publicity is a good one

>> No.8756319

>>8756194
What if I partner up with a druglord?

>> No.8756340

>>8756298
With mob i mean something like hells angels or ur local russian human trafficking advisor ;)

>> No.8756365

>>8756319
Oh boi....
He will ask u to launder money for him lol.
And then u are in the redlight business and in the drug business and u need to launder money and this will make publicity not only on your customer side

>> No.8756397

>>8756340
What if it's an online brothel?

>> No.8756411

>>8756365
I will ditch every opportunity where I'd have to do such a shit. That's literally just delegating the criminal activity, no thanks.

>> No.8756453

>>8756411
Everything thats online is better for your own safety. And of its legal in your country i would do it online!

>> No.8756467

because your business partners will take all your money

>> No.8756589

Night clubs are very risky. They have a high failure rate.

Brothels are less risky and a good investment during economic downturn.

>> No.8756636

>>8756365
And when the cops finish building their case you will be left holding the bag

>> No.8756657

>>8756589
Nice advice. I may want to set up my business when the economy experiences a boom.

>> No.8756849
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>>8756066
It's a great idea, until some rival bikies find you, spray you with dog pheromones and then videotape you getting fucked by their pack of German shepherds.

>> No.8756883

>>8756849
Is being a bikie a better investment then? They seem to be at the top of the pyramid when it comes to this business.