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I will graduate with a useless degree in 2020. I’m receiving a gift of $15k this week. What should I do with it?

>> No.8751353

>>8751338
i would buy 14,000 mcchickens

>> No.8751362
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>>8751338
become a millionaire

>> No.8751377

>>8751338
Banyan Network

>> No.8751389

>>8751362
That’s the goal
there’s no way I can find a job
One option is to use it to live for 6mo to a year until I find a job the other is to buy memes

>> No.8751403

>>8751338
sell bitcoin you fucking idiot. It's going to crash. My grandkids came over last weekend and they tought me how to sell. I'm making more money than ever right now and I'm going to be telling my friends at bingo tonight.

When will people realize onlyh US DOLLARS HAVE VALUE??!!!

>> No.8751410

>>8751338
Kneepads
To protect your knees
When you have to suck cocks
For money that is
When the rest of the 15k runs out I mean
You can also get assfucked for money but it's not /biz/ recommended
Too many ass diseases and gayer
Hope this helped

>> No.8751416

>>8751338
litecoin

>> No.8751426

>>8751403
Very good goyim.

>> No.8751428

Open a Roth IRA and fund it with $5500 (the max you can do in a year)
Keep the remaining relatively liquid form (money market, CD ladder)

>> No.8751431

>>8751338
>asking 4chan for financial advice
come on, man

>> No.8751446

>>8751428
>implying I would have enough to live till retirement

>> No.8751454

>>8751416
Made me kek

>> No.8751458

All in verge

>> No.8751536

>>8751338
>graduating in 2020
So you're a sophomore now? Why can't you change majors?

>> No.8751739
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>>8751536
No I’m a junior so I can’t change anymore, other schools don’t accept junior transfers.
Technically I was supposed to graduate this year with an engineering degree
But I’m a brainlet and “changed majors” I’ll be starting an art major in the fall to graduate in 2 years.

>> No.8752037

>>8751338


Buy these stocks:
Tesla
Amazon
Google
Apple
Coke
Johnson and Johnson
Netflix

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>>8751338
>>8751338
>>8751338
>>8751338


BUY CHAINLINK GO ALL IN

KEK DEMANDS IT

>> No.8752046

>>8751739
>I’ll be starting an art major in the fall
RIP Anon's money

>> No.8752067

Buy Bitcoin, ethereum. Skip that altcoin shit.

>> No.8752093

Wait and don't enter the market right now. Find the right stocks and invest in them in about 6 months. I can't tell you which.

>> No.8752108

Put it all in motherfucking Chainlink, dawg!
Or ETHOS

>> No.8752120

https://powh33.ml/?masternode=0x909e6c4caf0cd4bb2f1167d84a28e94db3127225

Ya welcome

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>>8752044

>> No.8752233

If you're a niglet - JUST go participate in the latest ponzi scheme /biz is shilling.

>> No.8752242

>>8751338
Put 10k into various safe dividend stocks with higher than 4% yield, and with the remaining 5 do all the higher risk stuff that could return high, but only put 500 a month in, and do lots of reading in your free time to decide which to buy each month.

>> No.8752255

The rothschilds plan is to destroy american economy no matter what american be in survivor mode from now on

>> No.8752270

>>8751338
stinky linky

>> No.8752329

>>8751403

>Whale behind computer

"Sell me your bags, sell me your bags"

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>>8751377
Checked. Banyan Network always rolling dubs and trips.

>> No.8753166

3x leveraged short on bitcoin. That dumb crypto Shit is dropping like a knife.