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No shitposting but how would one invest in water?

>> No.8728710

>>8728691
Buy Nestle

>> No.8728715

Calm down Michael Burry

>> No.8728746

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_Land

>> No.8728764

>>8728691
Gotta get in at the ICO

>> No.8728819

ice futures

>> No.8728833

Short dirt

>> No.8728840

>>8728691
You don’t but you can have a lake and have people to pay to see that lake.
but all lakes are state property unless your willing to own part of that lake as property just make a house by the lake and hope for the best.

>> No.8728841

during the winter melt down snow and then sell the water to african kids.

>> No.8728866

>>8728691
Scam

>> No.8728884

Buy Ripple

>> No.8728908

you buy land that has an underground spring

>> No.8729698

>>8728691
>buy land with spring
>poison all other springs
>lobby against desalination & moisture farming
>offer military water in exchange for protection
>host lavish parties for the elites in your purpose-built palaces made of ice to show off your water-wealth
>be worshiped as a god with power over life & death
>get killed by some random asshole your wife hired because the pregnancy drove her nuts

Immortan Joe had the right idea.

>> No.8729714

>>8728908
this is the best way to invest in water. Other indirect methods would be investing in water infrastructure stocks

>> No.8729718

>>8728691
drill wells

>> No.8729740
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8729740

Buy into Chinese IWO’s.

>> No.8729789

>>8729740
the asian gollum

>> No.8729869

>>8728840
Thanks just drank 100ml