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I need to turn $1400 into 10k in less than 1 month otherwise i'm fucked. Seriously fucked. I thought about using the money to play online dice. Any other ideas ?
>inb4 buy link

>> No.8722992

Margin trading

>> No.8722995
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8722995

>>8722975
why anon?

>> No.8723001

>>8722975

lottery tickets

>> No.8723004

>>8722975
do anything but gamble on crypto
That was you will make it 0
Only invest what you can afford to lose

>> No.8723005

>>8722975
Buy link

>> No.8723009

get yourself some kneepads

>> No.8723024

>>8722992
The fees are very high on Bitmex
>>8722995
cant pay bills etc
>>8723004
I only have $1400. What else can I do ?
>>8723005
I rather off myself

>> No.8723039

>>8723024
Ooooo do that instead

>> No.8723053

>>8722975
Buy XVG, gonna 5x easy

>> No.8723054

>>8723024
but why do you need $10000?

>> No.8723076

>>8723054
Penis enhancement surgery

>> No.8723087

>>8722975
What did you do? Make a series of investments at 1% profit each. Should take only about 200 of them.

>> No.8723098

>>8723054
Rent arrears mostly

>> No.8723125

>>8723024
Stop complaining, if not on Bitmex, where else?

>> No.8723153

>>8723125
Margin trading crypto is retarded

>> No.8723170

>>8723098

If you need 10k that fast then i agree margin trading might be your best bet. Wait until we reach resistance we cannot break. Then short 100x. Be carefull for barts though. If we reach such a plateau they usually will play around it to liquidate people

>> No.8723172

1000 into Bitmex long 200 quality rope

>> No.8723260

>>8723024
Seek advice from an independent financial advisor, as for bills let them know your situation they'd rather have you paying 10 bucks a month than nothing.

>> No.8723585

Borrow money, slowly pay back.

>> No.8723625

I would say get some knee pads but its so easy to get a free bj these days, no one will pay you for that.

>> No.8723664

kneepads

>> No.8723688
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8723688

>>8722975
kaiji goes all in! in a bet wagering his life, can he survive against the odds?

>> No.8723732

>>8722975
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

>> No.8723740

>>8723732
He said a month, not two years

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>>8723732
>>8723740

>> No.8723759

>>8723740
there's no way to do it so he might as well give up

>> No.8723815

>>8723759
Fucking kek. Don’t give up OP.

Buy/resell stuff on eBay from swap meets/flea markets/garage sales

t. $100k/year gross while going to college and living at moms.

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8723825

Okay Thats it. Don't go to your local bank today if you live in the midwest. Might not see you guys for a long time. Take care.

>> No.8723851

post a follow up with jamal's cock up your ass please

>> No.8723857

>>8723825
Lmao. Do you know the success rates of those? The only thing you can basically guarantee getting robbing a bank is Tyrone’s BBC after you get caught and sent to prison

>> No.8723860

Offering suck jobs to fat middle aged men

>> No.8723864

>>8723825
just get some kneepads and mouthwash OP, no need to be dramatic

>> No.8723891

suck 1000 dicks for 1$ or 10000 for 1$

>> No.8723901
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8723901

forex, just wait for the markets to open and trade on 5--15min when there is alot of acting going on.
Do some basic TA with it and you got yourself a good daily income, perhaps even 10k.

>> No.8723920

>>8722975

Hey, ETH is dirt cheap right now. Also, dollar value of P3D is tied to the dollar value of ETH, compounded gainz!

>> No.8724019

>>8723825
40% chance you'll die
59% you'll suck BBC for 30 years
1% chance you'll get away with 2000 dollars

>> No.8724188

Play roulette using martingale until you double your money at different casinos online. Good luck.

>> No.8724236

>>8722975
buy some coss. not guaranteed but most likely will gain some value because out of beta this month and fiat implemention.

>> No.8724260

>>8723024
>Have no income
>10k a month in bills

Anon what the fuck

>> No.8724434

>>8724260
he doesn't sound serious, probably owes 10k to a loan shark or drug supplier or something

>> No.8724483

>>8722975
>[
transfer to bitmex go LONG x10 leverage hope we are in reversal

>> No.8724490

>>8723825
Won't risk $1400 on bit of leverage. Will risk your entire life.

>> No.8724540

>>8722975
If there was a reliable way to multiply your money by 1000% then everyone would be doing it. Any method of investing you do to get short-term returns is more likely to lose your money than it is to give you money. The best option for you is work your fucking ass off doing 2 or 3 jobs at once and get a loan or use credit cards on top of that if you really need the money.