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What do you do?

>> No.8707899

Take a big fat shit

>> No.8707922

Honestly you should just keep 6 months of living expenses in case, purchase life and home insurance and donate the rest to a tax deductible charity.

>> No.8707929
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>>8707892
finally get out of bed

>> No.8707943

kill myself

>> No.8707979
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>>8707892
Acquire men to work for me. And then when I have men, I would acquire more money.

>> No.8707990

>>8707892
Dump 4 million in safe dividend paying stuff. Use 1 million for PMs in my doomsday vault. Spend 500k on a house with a pool. Use the remaining money for higher risk investments, wining and dining roasties, travel, hobbies (probably a nice telescope, a cool camera, some guns, a boat), and a bunch of other shit.

>> No.8707997

>>8707892
eat a full meal

>> No.8708063

Go to Thailand

>> No.8708075

>>8707892
Id buy that 50m dollar yacht

>> No.8708101

>>8707892
find out where the other 15 million went

>> No.8708114

Buy all vore / guro on internet
Look for buy snuff film

With rest of money buy low volume shitcoin and practice manipulation

>> No.8708117

Get the fuck out this faggot shithole also known as Russia.

>> No.8708119

>>8707892
invest half, buy a house with land and improve it, update my car, pay off my parent's mortgages/loans, rest goes in the bank

>> No.8708144

>>8707892
>you will never wake up tommorow with $10 million
why live
also that yacht costs like 10 bils

>> No.8708190

Buy parents home, a used pick up, start a pizza company, invest in some stuff, put 1 mil in savings, 500k in checking, and move somewhere warm. Prob give away most of it to local libraries after it's all said and done.

>> No.8708207

>>8707892
give it to someone else and ask for 250k a year

>> No.8708216

Give 5k to every one of my /biz/ bros

>> No.8708251

Market buy all the link, then use the rest to live my life as a neet

>> No.8708267

Nothing tbqhwyfamalam

>> No.8708275
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>>8708207

>> No.8708285

>>8707990
>>8708063
I'd do some combination of this.

>> No.8708293

>>8708117
I considered moving into St Petersburg some years ago, would you advise me against it?

>> No.8708333

Pay off my families debt, as I'm already paid off. Fuck my dad though, he gets nothing. Set aside some for a decent crib, two fun cars, a station wagon. Save, save, save

>> No.8708344

>>8708101
Proofs

>> No.8708346
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>>8707892
>get up at 5PM
>eat some breakfast
>browse /biz/
>go to bed
>repeat

>> No.8708350

>>8707892
Invest a quarter of it into crypto, put another quarter into something safe like gold. Use the other half to buy a house, and Range Rover SVAutobiography, and probably go on a month long vacation.

>> No.8708366

>>8707892
buy nukes with it to destroy earth and end the world

>> No.8708400

quit my job. go back to sleep.

>> No.8708416

buy $2m worth of eth at current prices
set an extra $2m in limit buys at lower prices
put $5m in index funds
keep the remaining million in my bank account and hunt for a nice house in the countryside, away from everything

>> No.8708440

quit my job
quit my dad
quit everything

>> No.8708448

>>8707892
>pay debt
>buy modest suburban house
>play golf whenever I want
>leave a million in crypto, the rest a mixture of real estate, classic appreciating value cars, and some in traditional stocks (only on the dip)

>> No.8708464

>>8708293
Just move to Finland and travel to SPb by car when you need to fuck cheap Slav hookers or buy discount booze. I don’t know any other reasons why would you want go there.

>> No.8708486

I would pump everyone’s bags on /biz/

>> No.8708496

>>8707892

> do life extension
> drive my gyrocopter and my 60 bikes
> dick ladyboys, make them feel good with my lambo

>> No.8708511

>>8707899
this

>> No.8708525

>>8707892
You might be able to rent that yacht for one week.

>> No.8708536

Pay off all of my immediate families’ debts and open a business

>> No.8708555

>>8707892

buy AMB

>> No.8708575

>>8708350
>put another quarter into something safe like gold

hahahahahaha

>> No.8708583

>>8708400
This honestly. After my week long nap I’d probably move out West. Rural Colorado/Wyoming/Arizona. Buy a house with a bunch of land so I can shoot guns, ride ATVs and dirt bikes, and generally just fuck around. I’d spend most of my days doing outdoor shit like camping or skiing. Use a couple mill on that’s and use the rest to pay off my dad’s mortgage and set him up while investing the rest into whatever pays decent and safer dividends

>> No.8708612

exchange the money for DOGE coins

>> No.8708614

>>8707892
5 million in an apartment complex. The rest in index funds.

>> No.8708618

I'd move to Australia with my waifu.

>> No.8708637

Buy Chainlink from weak hands

>> No.8708645

Go back to sleep

>> No.8708665

Buy a couple attractive sex slaves and play video games and have pussy on demand for the rest of my life.

>> No.8708670

Wake up again

>> No.8708674

>>8707922
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>> No.8708685

Drink a big glass of water, because my mom always told me it's important to drink water in the morning.

>> No.8708699

>>8708101
Fag. Post a time stamp with your Rolex and/or lambo.

>> No.8708722

>>8708575
Okay then, what’s a safer alternative?

>> No.8708730

at 10M net worth I'd never put more than 3% to crypto. Downside risk is enormous (remains to be seen if the upside scales similarly).

>> No.8708734

>>8707892
buy the dip

>> No.8708750

>>8707892
What do rich people even do with yachts like that? I can't really imagine a 60 year old hedge fund manager throwing parties. If you had lots of young girls around it might be fun. Other than that I don't see much of a point. I guess it's god-tier for networking, since you can invite people to have fun on your yacht, and talk about business with them.

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>>8708117
I thought there was vodka and sexy ladies. Does it really suck?

t. Amerifat

>> No.8708789

Buy the dip

>> No.8708799

>>8707892
Check to see if I time traveled, and realize it's only a million dollars if adjusted to inflation.

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>>8708750
Good question.

>> No.8708829

>>8708789
Winrar

>> No.8708830

>>8707892
$25 kneepads + rest all-in link

>> No.8708854

>>8708789
Agreed +1 all in Stellar Lumens

>> No.8708867

Buy 10 MIL of some REAL shitcoins and continue shitposting and dumping on all u poorfags.

>> No.8708878

>>8707892
I'd immediately get whores and thots lined up to sit on my dick

>> No.8708927

>>8707892
Spend 10 million on the most extravagant suicide imaginable.

>> No.8708958

>>8707990
in what shitty part of the world do you live in that you can buy a house with a pool for 500k?

>> No.8709030

>>8708750
>If you had lots of young girls around it might be fun. Other than that I don't see much of a point.
well yea, thats pretty much all there is to it

>> No.8709031

>>8708958
500k isn’t even that much. There’s plenty of houses here in California that have a pool for 500k.

>> No.8709110

>>8709030
Where do rich people find scores of young thots to cram onto their boat though?

>> No.8709126

>>8707892
Fap and KMS

>> No.8709136

I'd put all of it into Vanguard Total World Stock ETF (VT) and continue living a frugal life like before, except without having to worry about money ever again.

>> No.8709155
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>>8708958
>hurrrr durrr I only know about LA, NYC, and Londonistan
When you fly from the West coast to the East coast you might notice a great landmass that you fly over. Some people live there. The places in this region have names like Kansas, Kentucky, Ohio, and so on. Anyway try not to get stabbed or accosted by tuberculosis carrying street bums when you step outside your condo.

>> No.8709163
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8709163

Go back to bed

>> No.8709279

>>8709126

why not just do it now?

>> No.8709331

>>8708612
This
Cheap and guaranteed to go up

>> No.8709338

>>8707892

buy 4 chan
unite all boards with one named after me
go to bed

>> No.8709357

>>8709338
Enjoy 0 users per month

>> No.8709393

>>8709279
My 5 year goal is 1.000.000 and my PhD.
After this i dont caree. Possible help to build a SA Army

>> No.8709406

>>8709357

thats exactly what I'm gonna do

>> No.8709455

>>8708958
anywhere that isn't cali

>> No.8709471

>>8707892
Pay taxes 5.2M in taxes, get a divorce, and use my 2.6M to buy a 3 bedroom house in San Jose. Then go back to work on Monday to be able to afford the property taxes, living expenses, child support, and alimony.

>> No.8709487

>>8709471
2.4M**

>> No.8709519

>>8708958
I got a house in Florida with a pool. Nice neighborhood too! Only 130k.

>> No.8709523

>>8707892

buy bitcoin

>> No.8709557

>>8707892
Buy parents new home, pay off their car, pay off their card, give them 200k.

Dish out 10-50k to all my buddies.
Give my grandma 50k. Give my uncle 50.

Buy a house, pay off my car. Split a good chunk into investment that will generate passive income. Put at least a million into crypto. Go on vacation for a month. Come back and start pursuing hobbies like martial arts again. Probably do a fight camp. Build a nice workshop. Let the old lady have her little stable with her gay pony. Build her a little ring for it.

God it would be glorious. Start reading non-financial books too. Maybe do a cycle of PEDS. So many things I can occupy my self with. Get shoulder surgery too that would be great.

>> No.8709604

>>8709557
>give them 200k.
>Dish out 10-50k to all my buddies.
>Give my grandma 50k. Give my uncle 50.
Lol. In reality they'll be back next week asking for more.

>> No.8709636

Invest it in Index funds and live off the interest

Continue my current job and lifestyle because I’m pretty comfy as is

>> No.8709652

>>8709471
>>8709487

>11 Best Countries Without Extradition To US, UK, Canada, and Australia
https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/11-best-countries-without-extradition-to-us-uk-canada-and-australia-572636/?singlepage=1

You could just put it all in monero and then board an international flight. As long as you don't come back you don't have to pay any of that. When your kids grow up they'd still come to visit you in Qatar right?

How bad is your wife anyway?

>> No.8709712

>>8709604
No they would be eternally grateful and if they weren't I'd tell them to fuck off.

No way I'm taking 10 million and not giving my loved ones an opportunity for greater freedom. The only one's that would be useless are my friends still heavy into the drinking and coke. I might be signing their death certificate. The others are responsible and hard working.

>> No.8709736

>>8708216

so nothing to nobody?

>> No.8709824

>>8707892
Try to find out where it came from. $10M doesn't just appear overnight. There's probably something illegal involved.

>> No.8709826

>>8709393
>Possible help to build a SA Army

that would be a great idea.

>> No.8709852

Develop the project who could asnwer to all the questions people ever ask. To finally do something called switch

>> No.8709854

Get naked, pour gold paint over myself and run through the neighborhood while shouting fuck you all

>> No.8709880

>>8709155
checked and keked

>> No.8709884

Put it all in COSS

>> No.8709923
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8709923

>>8707892
acquire wagecucks to make more money

>> No.8709937

Suck a bunch of dicks

>> No.8710010

>>8708958
Americans actually have houses that cost below 3 million. I was surprised as well but there are a fuckton of houses in butt-fuck america that are cheap as fuck due to no one wanting to live there.

I used to think "what do you mean 1 million "makes it"" But then I realized that cost of living is really low in America and people can easily live off of only 5000 a month.

But now I don't understand why Americans call Europeans "europoor" if they are so cheap.

>> No.8710122

>>8710010
Do you guys all live in Zurich or Oslo or something? The pajeet haters were right, /biz/ needs flags.

>> No.8710193

>>8709110
everywhere.
you will never be short of gold digging thots when youre a 9 figure net worth

>> No.8710217

Buy myself a nice house and a couple cars. Buy my parents a house and pay their debts. Then I would trade stocks with 1 Mill and then buy rental properties with the rest

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>>8707892
Seek revenge on those who have crossed me.

>> No.8710421

>>8710010
We call y'all europoor because you pay 2-5x more for everything than we do (except healthcare lmfao)

cheap shit means we can stack paper

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>>8708958
I’m in Cali. I have a pool. It’s really not that big of a deal anon

>> No.8710542

>>8708346
Living the dream my brother, living the dream

>> No.8710550

>>8707892
Relax until the day I die.

>> No.8710570

>>8707892
Go to Japan

>> No.8710571

>>8707892
Plan on saving the white race

>> No.8710641

Buy a house, pay off my parent's house and put the rest into the bank because I would have enough to live pretty well while working part-time for the rest of my life

I ain't gonna risk that easy money on investments when it's already enough to get me by

>> No.8710692

>>8710010
Because Europeans are poor. Having the option to buy cheaper houses doesn't make us worse off. If you wanna buy a $3M mansion in Ohio, you certainly can

>> No.8710792

>>8708958
THIS

Fags ITT dont understand that 10m is not making it. Not even close. You need at least 50m to make it. Closer to 250m though realistically.

>> No.8710795

10 million isnt going to buu that yacht faggot

>> No.8710818

>>8709557
>Dish out 10-50k to all my buddies

Fucking cuck. I'd give my grams some money thats it.

>> No.8710824

>>8710792
>You need at least 50m to make it.
Only if you are a needy faggot. Comfy living on $10m is easy

>> No.8710838

>>8707892
pay my 9.9 mill tax bill probably