/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8690928]

>family dinner for Easter sunday
>"Hey anon, how's the bitcoin doing?"

[Anonymous No.8690962]

literally me right now

“be careful you don’t get addicted to gambling”

too late fuckers

[Anonymous No.8691004]

Would legit beat someone up in that scenario

[Anonymous No.8691020]

>>8690928

lol

[Anonymous No.8691037]

>>8691004
Literally everyone born before the 80's would say it

Just replace Bitcoin with Bitcorn

[Anonymous No.8691045]

>>8690928
"it just rejected the Bart formation, and is now working on a full marge reversal pattern. The wojack index is at all time highs, many have panic shorted the bottom. Pamp it"

[Anonymous No.8691093]

>>8691004
>implying you could take on your daddy

[Anonymous No.8691123]

>>8690928
::grips utensils harder::

Could be better but looks like it might be reversing soon.. $50k end of year is what some are saying

[Anonymous No.8691168]

>>8691037
Watch your mouth, faggot.

1977 here. Little secret: Gen X hates boomers just as much as you millenisnots do. More actually.

[Anonymous No.8691177]

>>8691045
kek

Best thing is, you could literally say this and people wouldn't bat an eye as they would just assume it's tech-speak or something. Fuck, you'd probably even look professional

[Anonymous No.8691262]

>>8691168
Lmao no, Gen Xers worshipped at the boomer shrine but got BTFO by being given exactly 0 financial, social and political power by your geriatric holy cow

Maybe you hate them now that you have been utterly sidelined forever and will never have your day in the sun because you trusted the eternal boomer

God Gen X is even more pathetic than boomers

[Anonymous No.8691296]

>>8691262
kek

[Anonymous No.8691314]

>>8690928
>a-april fools

[Anonymous No.8691330]

>>8691168
Millennial here, I love boomers
respect your elders faggot

[Anonymous No.8691352]

>I-I'm just interested in the technology

[Anonymous No.8691691]

>>8691004
>"you a millionaire yet?"

[Anonymous No.8691758]

>>8691330
Turn in your latte and smartphone, fucker. You're off the force.

[Anonymous No.8691794]

>>8690928

[Anonymous No.8691799]

>>8691168
The question no one asked is why the fuck you here?

[Anonymous No.8691886]

>telling your family you invested in bitcoin
never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.8691928]

>>8691168
i don't know why, you're practically identical to each other.

[Anonymous No.8691994]

kek

[Anonymous No.8692118]

>>8691886
how do i fix this

[Anonymous No.8692202]

>>8692118
I think it's beyond repair at this point.

[Anonymous No.8692238]

>>8690928


The only answer should ever be:

>I'm still up 100x

[Anonymous No.8692389]

>>8691168
oooohh... hard man, over there.
>implying you're not some 13yo trying to trigger people

[Anonymous No.8692464]

>>8690928
Rule #1 in crypto. Don't tell anyone that you are in crypto. Have you read the stories how how everyone thinks you are rich and it becomes your responsibility to fund loser DeadBeat family members? For those I told, I tell them I only invest a little to learn about trading and I am trying hard to eventually break even.

[Anonymous No.8692490]

>>8692464
the rule is just don't tell people your net worth or income.

[Anonymous No.8692642]

>>8692118
Tell them you lost everything to the bogs

[Anonymous No.8692947]

>anon I think you should cash out some of your bitcorns, it looks like you could really use the money
>*mumbles autisticly*
>what did you say?
>I can't sell at a loss
>Why is that? Can't you just take your profits? I mean just sell what u have right now
>IM DOWN 90% MOM JUST SHUT UP
>See anon I knew it was no good
>Now you got addicted to gambling online pretend money
>*tries to explain the technology behind cryptocurrencies*
>See everyone tune out because I suck at explaining the tech without sounding super autistic

[Anonymous No.8693126]

>>8692947
it's not that you suck at explaining, it's that shitcoins are a scam, but it's only blatantly obvious when talking or thinking about it

[Anonymous No.8693137]

>>8690928
>family dinner
rule 2 faget

[Anonymous No.8693168]

>>8691004
>make bad investment
>get violently angry if someone mentions it
>still hold investment

[Anonymous No.8693478]

>>8692947
>>*tries to explain the technology behind cryptocurrencies*
>>See everyone tune out because I suck at explaining the tech without sounding super autistic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.8693574]

>>8690928
Jokes on you. I didn't buy bitcoin. I tell my family BTC is shit and is a meme currency. If any decide to buy I don't want them buying digital feces. I shilled LINK/Ethereum at Easter instead.

[Anonymous No.8693609]

>>8693574
nice

[Anonymous No.8693649]

>>8693574
Jfc anon I hope you arent serious ETH is going to get killed for WEEKS at the very least.
Not a comfy hold for normans by any metric.

[Anonymous No.8693737]

>>8693649
gotta explain limit orders

[Anonymous No.8693795]

>>8690928
PLEASE, CAN SOMEBODY POST THAT LITTLE WOLF OF WALL STREET MEME AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.8693828]

>>8690928

"bitcoin is doing fine,currently getting a lot of gains rn"
>april fools

[Anonymous No.8693874]

>>8690928
>excellent, sminem protects me from the bogs, mother.

[Anonymous No.8693873]

>>8693828
dumb nuwojak poster

[Anonymous No.8693924]

>>8693874
>'sminem, he..I found shelter, mom'

[Anonymous No.8693956]

>>8693828
youre the reason why were dealing with this crash. fuck off my board new plebbitfaggot

[Anonymous No.8695061]

>Come home for family dinner
>mom: "Any news on bitcoin?"
>me: "it's not looking too good lately, but I haven't lost hope completely since the crypto market has been volatile"
>mom: "So how much have you invested?"
>me "roughly [amount]"
>mom: "Oh god I think you have a gambling addiction and we'll pay for therapy if you promise to go!"

[Anonymous No.8695230]

>>8690928
Literally wasnt invited to the family get together im such a neet. I hope kyber Network moons soon so I can buy my own tiny house.