Unethical tips thread

[Anonymous No.8688679]

1. Post thicc girls if you want responses in your thread

2. If you're unqualified for a job. Make a job posting on Craigslist and have people send you their resumes. Find a good one and put your name on it.

3. HR sometimes looks for keywords in resumes. Put in tons of key words,but make them 1pt font and white. They won't show up on the resume, but they still register when hr searches for them

Post moar.

[Anonymous No.8688692]

>>8688679

[Anonymous No.8688769]

>>8688679
Source?

[Anonymous No.8688835]

>>8688679
print fake casino tickets, they can be scanned and copied and never go noticed when used under $500

[Anonymous No.8688883]

>>8688835
What the fuck is a casino ticket and how can I print a fake one?

[Anonymous No.8688887]

>>8688679
Study sales techniques and tonality. Not unethical but you get get anyone to do what you want.

Buy this 60k car, you can't afford it but I'm charming :)

[Anonymous No.8688898]

>>8688887
So close

[Anonymous No.8688901]

>>8688679
Does the second one actually work? Wouldn't they ask you about things on the resume during the interview?

[Anonymous No.8688915]

>>8688901
Yeah and you bs your way through it

[Anonymous No.8688931]

>>8688888

[Anonymous No.8689030]

>>8688835
this does NOT work. you are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.8689036]

>>8688901
The point is to get visibility and some dumb HR lady with big tits to call you up

[Anonymous No.8689059]

>>8688679
holy shit OP, number 2 is FUCKING GENIUS!!! Team mini with the gems

[Anonymous No.8689072]

>>8688769
Tineye.com

[Anonymous No.8689110]

>>8688901
You can bullshit through the interview but if they do any sort of background check you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.8689398]

>>8688679
bring poker chips to a casino and cash them in

thought of this last night boys

[Anonymous No.8689748]

>>8689398

[Anonymous No.8689764]

>>8689398

[Anonymous No.8689797]

>>8688901
You can get sued for lying on the CV actually, worst case scenario. Best case scenario, blacklisted for good.

[Anonymous No.8689831]

>>8689398

[Anonymous No.8689838]

>>8688679
The best one that I just thought of is u buy some gold bars, scrape some of the gold off, then resell the bar.. Rinse n repeat for gaining free gold

[Anonymous No.8689856]

>>8689838
this girl is just the right amount of disgusting fat

[Anonymous No.8689874]

>>8689398

[Anonymous No.8689906]

>>8688887
Neuro-linguistic Programming

[Anonymous No.8689926]

>>8689797
best case is they make you CEO

[Anonymous No.8690013]

>>8689398

[Anonymous No.8690056]

My buddy used to put on home depot vest and walk out of store with product acting like he worked for another store and was just switching product from one store to another. He also wanted to fake craigslist add as a gay male hooker and then rob the johns by gunpoint. We talked him out of it.

[Anonymous No.8690189]

>>8689838
Wouldn't the resale value just go down

[Anonymous No.8690201]

Retail theft is the biggest worst kept secret. We never call the cops, we're trained to not leave the store chasing, most of us steal from the store too. Everyone should steal more, just play dumb if you get caught

[Anonymous No.8690236]

>>8690189
yeah they weigh gold bars when they buy them. Should fill them with cheaper material and then try scamming, cut your gold

[Anonymous No.8690305]

>>8690201
How does one "play dumb" with a power tool or a video game in your inside jacket pocket? "oh I was going to pay for this but i forgot"?

[Anonymous No.8690343]

>>8690305
anything with a smile will work. Give it back and don't admit to wrongdoing and you'll never get charged. We just wan't to get the product back before you leave the store. putting something in your jacket isn't illegal if you don't leave my store

[Anonymous No.8690405]

>>8690343
That's cool. I've never stolen anything because I'm white and grew up with good morals, but this does seem the type of thing I can get a quick adrenaline rush out without resorting to drugs

[Anonymous No.8690486]

>>8688679
>>8688887
>tfw in sales
>perceptive enough to play on people's weaknesses
>moralfag enough to be mediocre because I find it hard selling things to people who don't need them

How do I become more Jewish?

[Anonymous No.8690500]

>>8690405
I'm white and grew up in SoCal we robbed and snorted with the best of them growing up. Ghetto knows no color in Cali

[Anonymous No.8690589]

>>8690201
No telling how much money I have saved over the years stealing things that are expensive but small enough for my jacket pockets.

[Anonymous No.8690641]

>>8690343

I am black and this post seriously pisses me off. When ever I go to the store everyone is always looking at me and thinking I am going to steal something (which I never will since I am extremely anxious and hate the idea of getting in trouble with the law) and yet you motherfuckers are probably white and get away with this shit and no one bothers you when you enter a store

[Anonymous No.8690669]

>>8690641
You lost me at "I am black"

[Anonymous No.8690729]

>>8690641
My asian girlfriend gets away with much worse than me. You should see us on black friday, everything is free. It's less our color and more our confidence and demeanor

[Anonymous No.8690761]

>>8690729

In what sort of stores do you usually commit your crime? Low rent Walmart tier or higher end stores too?

Aren't you scared of passing by the door and the alarm going off? How likely is this meme?

[Anonymous No.8690796]

>>8690641
Don't be mad at us, be mad at your fellow blacks for ruining it for all of you. Stereotypes exist for a reason

[Anonymous No.8690806]

>>8690641
So not only you're black but you also have some pussy anxiety issues? Sue your parents for failing you twice.

[Anonymous No.8690814]

>>8690761
Alarms can be disabled, be smart and ditch the sensor where its not easily seen. High end stores watch more, best is low end in high end or mixed class neighborhoods

[Anonymous No.8690817]

>>8689874
must be a long poll on that sign then....meme brainlet

[Anonymous No.8690825]

>>8688692
lmao rekt

[Anonymous No.8690996]

>>8690589
>>8690500
>>8690343
Assuming this is not larp, it's pretty fucking stupid. People get arrested for shoplifting every day. Retail stores aren't ridden with cameras for nothing. Someone watching the feed and you will eventually get caught. If it's a chocolate bar or some shit they might let you get away with it but eventually a nazi jew will have your ass arrested. Petty crime is absolutely not worth it.

[Anonymous No.8691073]

>>8690996
People like me exist in much greater numbers than you know. Petty crime is not worth it if you have enough money to survive without it. It's worth it for some of us because we don't have much to lose. petty theft is a ticket not even arrest

[Anonymous No.8691099]

>>8690996
and dumbfucks with fear like you get cucked, you're the Schmuck in this room

[Anonymous No.8691361]

>>8688769
some disgusting whore.

[Anonymous No.8691408]

>>8689748
>>8689764
>>8689831
whats wrong with that idea

[Anonymous No.8691458]

>>8690486
Don't lose your humanity for gains anon>>8690500

[Anonymous No.8691516]

>>8691099
>You're missing out on easy money, pussy
- every nigger ever, days before arrest

[Anonymous No.8691656]

>>8691073
> petty theft is not a ticket or an arrest

Yeah it is. Sure if you're stealing candy bars you might not get fucked (although I've seen people get picked up for literally doing just that), but you can bet anything over a few bucks will get you punished if you get caught.

I worked at the public defenders for a bit and I can't tell you how many dumb fucks we had that got caught up stealing gatorades or energy drinks or whatever. Definitely not worth the risk to save 2$