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>went on tinder never had sex before
>swipe left on over 400 girls
>5 days later no response
>going to end it
>you guys said just go on tinder

>> No.8684645

what kind of creepy pictures did you upload to your tinder profile you utter autismo?

>> No.8684663

>>8684610
youre supposed to swipe right anon

>> No.8684665

>swipe left on over 400 girls

found the problem

>> No.8684683

>>8684610
Want a tip how to win tinder...just get a fking nice suit, make it black and white photo, boom...bitches on tap...

>> No.8684687

>>8684610
>Swipe left
Nice bait.

>> No.8684700

>>8684610
>tinder

whoops sorry we meant grindr. more options that would better suit you.

>> No.8684708

>>8684687
I think he's serious anon.

>> No.8684719
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8684719

Oh phewf okay. Btw I actually didn't even use my real selfie. I uploaded pic related so I could just practise talking with a women I've never talked to a woman before. Pic related is not me. But it's my selfie on tinder lol

>> No.8684720

>>8684610
>tfw to intelligent too know directions

>> No.8684755

>>8684720
>to intelligence too know dierections
ftfy

>> No.8684760

You're supposed to swipe both sides retard because there's an algorithm hiding you from people if you do too much in either direction.

Also you're supposed to pay up goy if you want to keep swiping.

>> No.8684771

Mods. Ban this r9k shit

>> No.8684810
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8684810

Hi, I'm Courtney!
I'm currently a flight attendant. I've been a flight attendant for the past 7 years. I love meeting new people and diving into different cultures.
If I'm not home or working, you can probably find me at the beach! ;)
I've been single or a long time because I'm always traveling.
I'm NOT a game player, I like nice guys :)
So, if you're out there, come find me!!!

>> No.8684818

>>8684719
he looks like an absolute faggots
>0/10 wouldn't have beer with

>> No.8684914

>>8684810
Is this your mom?

>> No.8684941
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8684941

this guy got loads of bitches

>> No.8684957
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8684957

>similar story to OP
>create a fake chad account
>get 2k matches in less than a week

Tinder is a harem generator for guys who didnt need any help already

>> No.8684970

>>8684810
This is so accurate it hurts to read.

Why are all women like this?

>> No.8684974

>>8684755
>Two iNtellgnc 2 no dire-recctinz
ftfy

>> No.8684988

>>8684700
The gays have it so easy when it comes to casual hookups.

>> No.8685006

>>8684988
>tfw bi
>only fucked guys
no regrets

>> No.8685031

>>8684974
>2 iNteligencé two no deererections
fixd

>> No.8685037

>>8685006
>only fucked guys
That's classic team Peanut Butter.

>> No.8685049

>>8685006
>Expecting anything else from Team Peanut Butter

Faggots, all of you.

>> No.8685050

peanut butter fucking sucks

>> No.8685078

>>8685006
Fuck u peanut butter

>> No.8685082

>>8684810
>no glasses, fake wide eyes, and bunny ears filter
unrealistic

>> No.8685177

>>8685082
Allowing selfies to be easily doctored by anyone capable of installing an app was humanity's greatest mistake. I've seen some of God's foulest creations appear fuckable due to such trickery.

>> No.8685227

>>8685177
>Live in Manhattan
>Pay to see Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan doing the non-musical, dramatic play "No Man's Land" by Harold Pinter. It's a really sad story about an aging alcoholic losing touch with reality.
>Right in front of me is a young Chinese or Korea woman.
>She takes a selfie of herself at the theater.
>She spends the next 2 hours during the play touching up her selfie.
>TWO FUCKING HOURS
>Her eyes are glued to the screen the whole time.

Women are such wonderful creatures.

>> No.8685260

>>8684957
>attractive people are desirable
Geewizz anon whodda thunk it?

>> No.8685285

>>8685227
That’s gotta he Korean

My wife’s Chinese they just make their legs look longer and arms smaller

That’s Korea tier vanity

Korea is sodom and Gomorrah

>> No.8685521

>>8685006
Haha, peanut butter fag.

Amidoinitrite?

>> No.8685524

>>8684610
Just make sure you have a chad profile.

t. nearly 4k matches