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8678359 No.8678359 [Reply] [Original]

Ran some quick diagnostics. Creepily enough, your "team" isn't random; it's based off the ads tailored to you and categorizes you based on demographics.

>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit
>peanut butter: not American
>mini: underaged/really young
>peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it)
>chocolate: low income (amazon?)

You'll notice some teams are more rare than others for this reason

>> No.8678383

>>8678359
>Ran some quick diagnostics

Elaborate on this

>> No.8678401

>>8678359
I’m a big guy but I rarely look at food on the internet

>> No.8678424

>>8678359
>tfw big guy

>> No.8678429

But I own a million dollar home, anon.

They may be being a little loose with the definition of low income

>> No.8678437

>>8678359
Checking to see what I am

>> No.8678439

>>8678359
Peeps confirmed to be BIG GUYS.

>> No.8678452

>>8678359
This pasta is on pol as well

>> No.8678460

>>8678359
Rolling

>> No.8678461

>>8678429
In California a fucking dilapidated bungalow costs a million dollars so that’s not saying much

>> No.8678472

Im a big guy compared to weebs

>> No.8678480

Rolling

>> No.8678498

>>8678359
Test

>> No.8678502

>>8678359
rollindh

>> No.8678511

>>8678359
Rolling

>> No.8678515

i mean i live in america
> guess im not american

>> No.8678529

I'm a Vietnamese rice farmer

>> No.8678534

Race war

>> No.8678540

>>8678359
niggee

>> No.8678547

>>8678359
R O L L I N G

>> No.8678549

>>8678359
top fucking kek
>tfw peanut butter and american

>> No.8678552

>>8678359
lemme check ine

>> No.8678554

>>8678534
Yeah I’m Black it didn’t work

>> No.8678557

>>8678359
roll

>> No.8678564

Daily reminder that I'm not a NIGGER

>> No.8678567

>>8678547
Obvious horseshit. I’m an Idaho bro in America.

>> No.8678568

The fuck is this shit?

>> No.8678569

Creeeem

>> No.8678580

gotta roll for this

>> No.8678583

>>8678359
How do I check my team?

>> No.8678585

>>8678359
> unironically a big guy

How did they know

>> No.8678590

>>8678569


Nice try nigger.

>> No.8678597

>>8678359
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I'm the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.8678599

Really makes me think

>> No.8678600

>>8678583
Holy fuck. Ngl I’m avrually a bit tubby at the moment.

I order a LOT of UberEats and JustEats. I’m losing weight rapidly atm though.

>> No.8678604

>>8678359
>a dumb wild guess is a diagnostic
You got it wrong, OP.

>> No.8678619

>>8678599
Well I am a big guy

V interesting

>> No.8678621

AlarmedWojak.png

>> No.8678639

>>8678472
>>8678401
>>8678424
>>8678585
>>8678619
>>8678621
They've been tracking my skipthedishes orders. That's how they got me. Still, spoopy.

>> No.8678644
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8678644

>>8678359

RENT

AND

ROLL

>> No.8678651

>>8678498
>>8678480
>>8678460
underage b& need to get out. Also i'm poor af lets see if this shit works

>> No.8678657

>>8678604
See? Just changed from wifi to 4g, same device, and woooow my team changes too.

>> No.8678661

what kind of sorcery is this shit

>> No.8678674

>>8678657
Testing. Maybe your activities are different on each device?

>> No.8678681
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8678681

>>8678359
> overweight/big guy
But I'm not a big guy, quite the opposite.

>> No.8678685

Rolling for rare team

>> No.8678686

>>8678359
i've been off 4chan all day and now this? wtf is going on here?

>> No.8678689

>>8678674
Nope, can confirm my team just changed with WiFi kek. Was the UberEats guy just above ^ I’m not American though

>> No.8678694

>>8678359
Testing

>> No.8678702

>>8678359
team checkero

>> No.8678706

>>8678359
Who is this semen demon?

>> No.8678707

>>8678359
testing the hypothesis

>> No.8678717

im going to throw this out there

/biz/ browsers also watch black porn.

If i clear my browsing data and history and just browse /biz/ then go to pornhub it says recommended for you and it's always black.

If i clear browsing data and go to another site then pornhub it does not go to black porn.

>> No.8678721

I mean 5 teams, its obviously IP last digit based.

>> No.8678725

Even while in america
>I am pajeet

>> No.8678727

>>8678359
Lets see then

>> No.8678730

Damn

>> No.8678741

>>8678674
Negative, sir. Same device. It's just based on your IP. I can go to any computer in my house or my phone from wifi and be team peep, switch to 4g on my phone and I'm team mini. OP is just a faggot, as usual.
Incidentally, IDs work the same. If you post in the same thread from 2 different device using the same network connection you'll have the same ID with both posts, but if you switch networks on one of them your ID will change.

>> No.8678742

checking

>> No.8678754

>>8678359
wat

>> No.8678758

Wtf is this

>> No.8678776

Rolling

>> No.8678784

which team am i?

>> No.8678790

>>8678359
this is all true except chocolate is high income not overweight american

>> No.8678800

>>8678359
no

>> No.8678801

>>8678741
>Incidentally, IDs work the same. If you post in the same thread from 2 different device using the same network connection you'll have the same ID with both posts, but if you switch networks on one of them your ID will change.
basically /biz/ is made up of the same 30 people posting with mulitple devices then right? especially those faggot link holders

>> No.8678818

Fuck it's true

>> No.8678829
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8678829

>>8678359
Fuck, I'm a lolicon

>> No.8678848

yeah sure

>> No.8678852

>>8678790
you wish chocnog

>> No.8678866

big if true

>> No.8678878

I-I'm not poor. Am I?

>> No.8678890

i don't get it

>> No.8678891

>>8678359
Bullshit I use noscript and adblock.

>> No.8678893

wtf

>> No.8678901

Im not poor am I?

>> No.8678915

>>8678359
LOL

>> No.8678917

>>8678359
Wtf

>> No.8678942

I'm a big guy
four u's

>> No.8678947

I use Adblock, take that.

>> No.8678961

>>8678725
Just seein what I get

>> No.8678976

QUE?

>> No.8678982

It's true, I'm not American (thank god).

Just called my fag friend and he's a team Creme.

Mini are posters who get a lot of dick enhancement emails apparently.

>> No.8678990

>>8678359
test

>> No.8679017

>>8678359
well they're right, I have no income

>wait a second
these are so basic that they literally apply to everyone on your 4chan.....I'm onto you

>> No.8679020

roll

>> No.8679039

Roll

>> No.8679040
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8679040

>>8678359
I use amazon often

>> No.8679056

>>8678359
yeah this is not accurate at all

>> No.8679072

>>8678359
team peep or ban me

>> No.8679078
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8679078

>>8678359
Finally I'm a big guy

I-I've made it brothers.

>> No.8679083

roll

>> No.8679100

roll

>> No.8679106

Checking my team

>> No.8679120

Big nig Poppin by

>> No.8679128

Fug, what am I?

>> No.8679134

Bullshit

>> No.8679139

>>8678359
Test

>> No.8679142

Huh

>> No.8679143

What is this

>> No.8679149

test

>> No.8679153

>>8678359
That tranny is gorgeous

>> No.8679170

All in on Bitconnect.

>> No.8679209

check

>> No.8679214

Roll

>> No.8679220

What is this BS

>> No.8679230

Rolling

>> No.8679241

Crazy, I guess Hiroyuki's still at his old shenanigans.

>> No.8679247

>>8678359
whats with this TEAM BULLSHIH BRUH

>> No.8679259

Test

>> No.8679272

>>8678359

team biiiitconeeeeec

>> No.8679275

gimme the dick (pls be mini for this reason)

>> No.8679283

Creme is the way

>> No.8679287

team test

>> No.8679305

>>8678359
Lol I research meal prep recipes

>> No.8679310

Test

>> No.8679345

>>8678359
dem tittayz

>> No.8679355

Test

>> No.8679360

whut

>> No.8679372

test

>> No.8679379

suuuuuucjk

>> No.8679390

test

>> No.8679396

Reppin mint

>> No.8679407

icle

>> No.8679410

>>8679390
i am in fact american

>> No.8679413

>>8678359
Mfw /bloatmode/ big.guy. not american tho

>> No.8679420

team?

>> No.8679425

test

>> No.8679446

>>8678383
let me see here... that roughly translates to... LARP.

>> No.8679451

Test

>> No.8679468

>>8678359
Testan

>> No.8679472

>>8678359
chocolate

>> No.8679494
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8679494

>> No.8679495

what the fuck is this shit?

>> No.8679499

>>8678439
FOR NIGGERS

>> No.8679500

>>8679472
poor fag check

>> No.8679508
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8679508

rolllingggg

>> No.8679534

True if big

>> No.8679537

adf

>> No.8679543

ok

>> No.8679584

wtf

>> No.8679588

Whatsss my wifeees teeaaaam

>> No.8679590

YEAH YEAH YEAH

>> No.8679595
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8679595

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

>> No.8679599

Faggot here lets see if youre right

>> No.8679618

>>8679599
Yup

>> No.8679642

Yee

>> No.8679651
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8679651

wat?

>> No.8679656

testing

>> No.8679668

666 get, check em. Short the dip goyim

>> No.8679670

team me bb

>> No.8679675

Holly shit this dude is right. On my phone I am team peeps I think it that the algorithm locates dudes that can get laid actually

>> No.8679676

Hmph.

>> No.8679703

Rolling

>> No.8679706

>>8678359
rollda

>> No.8679730

>>8678359
so im not american?

>> No.8679740

What am I

>> No.8679748

Well damn

>> No.8679762

Tribute to all my Creme and Peep broz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>> No.8679781

>>8678359
roll

>> No.8679792

team cool

>> No.8679814

>>8678359
Rolling

>> No.8679826

Please stop putting people into these generalized boxes, guys.

>> No.8679835

Test test

>> No.8679838

yikes

>> No.8679841

We finally got flags

>> No.8679850

Roll!

>> No.8679851

>>8678359
according to this, i should be peanut. first post today.

>> No.8679870

FOR YOU

>> No.8679899

>>8678359
roll

>> No.8679900

Test

>> No.8679912

They know I watch tranny porn???

>> No.8679941

tesst

>> No.8679945

I visited /pol and it seems that posters with U.S. flags have random teams.

>> No.8679959

roll

>> No.8679960

Test

>> No.8679961

roll

>> No.8679963

Hey

>> No.8679975

thonk

>> No.8679982

Rollin

>> No.8679983

STOP ME FROM WINNING I DARE YOU

>> No.8679986

>>8678359
rolling

>> No.8679987

>>8678359
pls sir, i amaerican

>> No.8679998

>>8678359
roll

>> No.8680008

>>8679987
Pajeet pls

>> No.8680013

>>8678359
Rolling for team knowledge

>> No.8680014

>>8679998
kek I'm not a big guy
Tall but not food / fat

>> No.8680025

Roll :&

>> No.8680026

team faggot reporting for duty

>> No.8680037

Rollan

>> No.8680050

Post diagnostics!

>> No.8680056

>>8678359
Testin'

>> No.8680060

get

>> No.8680139

>>8678359
roll

>> No.8680140
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8680140

rollies

>> No.8680179

>>8680037
But I'm am oldfag :(

>> No.8680183
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8680183

>> No.8680203

derp

>> No.8680218

Ok

>> No.8680265

>>8678359
they've got me pegged ;)

>> No.8680270

ay?

>> No.8680280

Rolling

>> No.8680291

Test

>> No.8680302

Shore

>> No.8680317

ay

>> No.8680321

>>8678359
Hi

>> No.8680332

Test

>> No.8680334

Testing

>> No.8680346

>>8678359
.

>> No.8680353

>>8678359
what is this shit?

>> No.8680354

rollin,rollin rawhiiiiiiide

>> No.8680376

test 2
browser 2

>> No.8680377

ROLL

>> No.8680397

test 1
browser 1

>> No.8680408

Lets go

>> No.8680426

I weigh less than a feather and im team Pepe, im afraid your a faggot OP

>> No.8680456

I’m on my friends WiFi.

>> No.8680470

roll

>> No.8680491

team chocos unite

>> No.8680505

roll

>> No.8680531

rollin'

>> No.8680536

roll

>> No.8680552

>>8678359
testtt

>> No.8680565

OP is full of shit

>> No.8680573

Rollan

>> No.8680579
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8680579

>>8678359
>1 post by this ID

>> No.8680663

weak hands gtfo

>> No.8680691
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8680691

nice

>> No.8680695

Wow this team thing is a great way to distract me from the fact that I fucking lost 200k in crypto

>> No.8680697

Team peanut for the win

>> No.8680703

Rolling

>> No.8680710

>>8680695
Investment, ATH, current?

>> No.8680712

Testijg

>> No.8680713
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8680713

I'm neither fat nor big or a food guy

>> No.8680718

New team go

>> No.8680785

rolling

>> No.8680810

Test pls delete

>> No.8680824

>>8680810
3spooky5me

>> No.8680826

oh no

>> No.8680831

>>8678359
you

>> No.8680859

>>8678359
Check

>> No.8680895

>>8678359
fuck you

>> No.8680898

>>8678359
Inb4 young or poor

>> No.8680915

>>8678359
Rolling

>> No.8680918

what

>> No.8680929

Testing

>> No.8681018

roll

>> No.8681045

>tfw not American

>> No.8681049

rolling for team

>> No.8681053

>>8678359
Ok fatty

>> No.8681055

Rolling

>> No.8681057

>>8678359
Roll

>> No.8681062

>>8678359
roll team

>> No.8681140

Team I be

>> No.8681211

Hmmm

>> No.8681215
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8681215

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8681275

Testing

>> No.8681319

*checks team*

>> No.8681384

wew

>> No.8681453
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8681453

>> No.8681475

testing

>> No.8681490

Roll

>> No.8681496

but i just yelled PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME like 6 time and peanut team let me

>> No.8681497

Rolling for niggers

>> No.8681501

Hmm.

>> No.8681537

>>8678359
bs

>> No.8681556

Only Team Mini will make it

>> No.8681585

>>8678359
If this was true I'd 100% be creme

>> No.8681668

uuuaaa

>> No.8681719

>>8678359
orly?

>> No.8681777

rooling
let's see what kind of fucking turbo faggot team i'm in then

>> No.8681791

Test

>> No.8681812

test

>> No.8681814

This team shit is some real faggotry

>> No.8681820

!

>> No.8681863

>>8678359
rolo

>> No.8681869

Test

>> No.8681873

I'm at my friend's house right now and he does watch a ton of anime, that would explain the peanut butter label. I'll report back when I'm home and if I'm not chocolate or at the very least peep then this "diagnostic" is bullshit.

>> No.8681878

>>8678359
testing big dick

>> No.8681881

Test by

>> No.8681885

>>8678359
checkin

>> No.8681899

buy my bags

>> No.8681904

halp

>> No.8681908

>>8681878
testing

>> No.8681920
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8681920

>>8678359
>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit
what did he mean by this

>> No.8681922

>>8678359 pajeet

>> No.8681924

>>8678359
B

>> No.8681928

>>8678359
test

>> No.8681937

What am I?

>> No.8681950

Wtf is dis?
What do teams mean?

>> No.8681953
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8681953

yuri is the purest form of love

>> No.8681962

Hmmmm what is it

>> No.8681971

>>8678359
Test

>> No.8681990
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8681990

>> No.8682011

I should be peep.

>> No.8682037

Roll

>> No.8682041

fuck you cunt roll

>> No.8682057

>>8682041
can confirm i'm poor as fuck

>> No.8682060

>>8678359
I'm team Mini
I'm almost 30 yrs old

>> No.8682078

wut does it even mean?

>> No.8682080

>>8678549
Not American and got this

>> No.8682094

>>8678401
You're a big guy.

>>8678424
You're a big guy.

>>8678472
You're a big guy.

>>8678585
You're a big guy.

>>8678619
You're a big guy.

>>8678681
You're a big guy.

>>8679413
You're a big guy.

>> No.8682099

What the fuck is this

>> No.8682110

me

>> No.8682125

rollan

>> No.8682133

roll

>> No.8682138
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8682138

I use Amazon a lot.
Wtf

>> No.8682139

Rollin

>> No.8682141

reeeee

>> No.8682149

roll

>> No.8682161

>>8678359
I'm not into girl shit and I'm not a fag.

>> No.8682179

Oogabooga

>> No.8682181

>>8678359
who am I

>> No.8682293

Test

>> No.8682327

Skeet skeet im team peep

>> No.8682422

>>8678359
test

>> No.8682427

nah bs, just open incognito and get always team creme

>> No.8682478
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8682478

Been off for a while.. What the fuck is this teams shit all about?

>> No.8682485

justed yet again

>> No.8682490

>>8678359
I'm 100% nigger.

>> No.8682499

>>8682478
Oh yea it's April Fools day
nvm

>> No.8682502

Fugg now I have to post..rollin

>> No.8682517

roll

>> No.8682677

rolling

>> No.8682721

>>8678359
weird

>> No.8682745

lets see if OP is a feg

>> No.8682784

>>8678383
>diagnostics
tfw the botnet is doing this right now with targeted ads.

>> No.8682808

>>8678554
Fuck>>8678557

>> No.8682871

>>8678359
Lets see

>> No.8682875

Changed to Wi-Fi. Was peanut butter.
American btw

>> No.8682924

>>8678359
why did 4chan turn us all into faggoty easter eggs?

>> No.8683051

>>8678359
Shit what

>> No.8683171

What is this shit?

>> No.8683194

>>8678359
Big guy