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8652998 No.8652998 [Reply] [Original]

Hey I work for wall st. the executives just told me to buy 1 trillion dollars worth of bitcoin in the next 24hrs, the wall st I work for owns 50% of the wealth in world. BTC is a bout to go interstellar. they want to do this now since volume is low and it will

"shock the system"

and cause a golden bull run to about 3-5 million per bitcoin in a matter of days

you have been warm, screenshot this

>> No.8653012
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>>8652998

>> No.8653028
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I too work for the wall street. my wall street told me to buy 2 trillion dollars worth of shit coins. trips decides what i buy

>> No.8653036
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>>8652998
KEK OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION
>KEK OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION

DON'T BELIEVE "THEIR" LIES
>DON'T BELIEVE "THEIR" LIES

KEK OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION
>KEK OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION

>> No.8653067

>>8653012
thanks. I'm in close contact with a certain someone, lets just call him 'M'

litecoin will see an even bigger run, the executives told me to double pump that one, not sure why but they keep saying something about "master coin" and how powerful litecoin is. Not sure what that means but you cryptovirgins should know something

Expect 1500-15000 by the EOM for litecoin minimum

>> No.8653073

i’m almost positive this is a hunk of BS but even if it were true i don’t even have hopeful because it unnatural growth and not good for the market longtime

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>>8652998

>> No.8653092

>>8653028
interesting what subdivision of wall street are you associated with? Good to see a fellow streeter her

>> No.8653118

I work at a wall Street too, and my wall Street told me the opposite. The wall street I work at is going to crash bitcoin to $100

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>>8652998

>> No.8653144

My brother is the president of bitcoin and he says OP farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

>> No.8653145

>>8653118
no wallstreets have bitcoins though
oh I know you, you're from wall street cash

FUCK are you fuckers really doing that? wtf man just buy with us it will be funny

>> No.8653211

>>8653028
love how the merchant spits out a few coin at the end of the gif...

>> No.8653314

I’ll probably get fired for this but i’m a clerk at bitcoin and my boss(s.n.) told me to invest one gazillion btc in a chocolate factory owned by a certain man named (w.w)

>> No.8653403

>>8653314
your boss is a stupid nigger? chocolate factory owned by Waltor White? not following you