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Serious question. Do you guys have good sex or are proud of your sex skills?

All these tiny lolli looking Asians. All this ass/farting worship.

I get it if the joke died in a week but, assuming this is the wealthiest board on 4chan, isn't it pathetic for men of our supposed caliber to be latching onto this joke so tightly?

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>joke

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>>8651842

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>>8651842
She may have no eyes but

>> No.8652489

>>8651842
you must be new on 4chan

>> No.8652522

Typical biz guy having sex:

Start making out , get frisky come in 2 seconds. Keep trying to last longer in future. Begin extending foreplay becoming master pussy eater. Sloot goes wtf already fuck me! Lose boner instantly due to anxiety and pressure. Bitch finds a real chad who knows how to fuck

>> No.8652539

>he thinks a bunch of NEETs who use their tendie money on LINK are rich

>> No.8652554

>>8651842
She looks 40
Also if you're unironically attracted to farting you should end yourself

>> No.8652571

>>8651842
/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.8652575

>>8651842
If your put off by this then you have no idea of the fetishes the elites have. This is 4play to them

>> No.8652586

>>8651842

I'm good at my flavor.

My girls need to be my filthy sluts, and the only way they can truly be my devoted fucktoy is to take it in the ass. If they enjoy service, then they enjoy me.

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I'm good at sex but I'm poor af

>> No.8653373

Is this a joke

Im a virgin who cant even talk to girls, sex is as much of a dream as btc going back over 10k

>> No.8653441

Im pretty decent at sex, if the girl is hot I can fuck her literally for 5 hours straight. ive never given one a vaginal orgasm though, I wish I could. they usually just ride me til they cum

-t only had sex with 2 girls ever

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>>8652447

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I am unironically such a good lover that the women I fuck introduce me to other women who have heard about me.
It a mixed blessing, because it creates a lot of pressure to perform, and if Im not at the top of my game then they notice. On the bright side my lovers are always cooking for me, and hours of vigorous intercourse a week keep me in really good shape.
Im not sure how my life became this way. It was a gradual thing, but its getting way out of hand tbqh.
I just want a cute girlfriend to love and be affectionate with, without pressure to seduce, romance and fuck like a trashy novel hero.

>> No.8653543

>>8653459
why is she so smug?

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I truly can't get a handle on the fart meme. Part of me wants to think it's a reaction to the Jews pushing anal sex on the masses, but that might be too sophisticated an explanation.

>> No.8653596

>>8653543
Its not a real person, its an illustration

>> No.8653603

>>8653596
but why is she so smug?

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>>8653531
gib instructions to be chad plz o'mighty larper

>> No.8653643

>>8653531
Nice larp

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>>8653531

>> No.8653731

>>8651842
I've had lots of good sex, I've been good at sex, I'm not having as much fun as I used to because i have a sad heart because I'm in a loveless relationship.

>> No.8653740

>>8653618
Short guide: kiss her like you love her, eat her pussy like she has a gun to your head, and figure out how to get the head of your cock into her posterior fornix. Anterior is better for some chicks. Oh and make her laugh before, during, and after sex. Women hate themselves, and humor dismantles some of their insecurity and lets them enjoy sex how god intended.

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>>8653740
>posterior fornix

>> No.8653827

>>8653731
i know that feel, my gf is gross and fat so I hate fuck her

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>>8653821

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>>8653740
im too autistic for all that but im glad you made it lad

>> No.8653903

>>8651842
I don't need sex, bitcoin fucks me every day

>> No.8653974

>>8652522
I honestly don't enjoy sex because of this. So much effort to please a woman and she's going to cost me money. I want her to stay hot and look like a different woman I haven't fucked yet occasionally. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.8654008

>>8653974
This is why prostitution is illegal, (((they))) know that if we could just legally pay for sex, the average women would have absolutely no leverage in life.

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I'm great at sex, I get off every time.

>> No.8654045

>>8653740
Written like a true larping faggot.

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>>8654042
>being a male and countersignalling masculinity to impress this creepy jew

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>>8653531

>> No.8654220

>>8652522
Haha the first round I usually come within a minute and sometimes she comes simultaneously (I get her worked up really easily). Then I just stay hard and immediately start round 2 where I last for an indefinite amount of time while making her have multiple orgasms.

>> No.8654250

>>8653441
>no vaginal orgasm
>ride til they cum
???? What are they riding on? Your Jew nose?

>> No.8654300

>>8651842
i'm asexual

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>OP

>> No.8654544

>>8651842
I'm actually pretty good in bed desu. Probably due to years of being an early 20s beta faggot. Once I started slamming chicks the animal side came to life and makes me still approach sex as a novelty

>> No.8654609

My sex advice- don’t worry about coming quickly. If you’re not having a lot of sex or you’re a virgin, it’s going to happen no matter what. As you have more sex you’ll naturally be able to last longer and control when you come. As long as you’re not jerking off constanty, most dudes can go for round two 15-20 minutes after they come. You’ll likely last longer then.

>> No.8654635

>>8651842
I don't know, but they bump the fuck out of my threads and I always get quality replies a few comments in.

>> No.8654667

>>8654008
As someone that’s been to countries where prostitution is legal, this just isn’t true. I do support legal prostitution though.

>> No.8654685

>>8654609
>>8654220
explains me perfectly desu