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8637808 No.8637808 [Reply] [Original]

> tfw you're tethered up but you're afraid of the tether bubble popping too but you're in an active crash for about 5 days in a row and you don't want to lose thousands sitting in crypto trying to transfer to an exchange that has actual fiat pairing, and even if the time is fast knowing you probably won't be able to sell without significant slippage

>> No.8637840

>>8637808
all-in tron

>> No.8637853

> Get account on Bitstamp
> Buy XRP
> Send it to bstamp and get it in max 5 sec
> Cash out to fiat from XRP

Problem solved

>> No.8637881

>>8637853
>what are taxes?

>> No.8637890
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8637890

>>8637808
All in COSS
Will moon to fuck in two weeks
Will sell 1/3 of my stack just before TRX main net release in May
Will ride that out and sell it for LINK main net and singularity
Will retire a millionaire in one year
Cap this.

>> No.8637892
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8637892

>>8637808

>> No.8637897

>>8637853

xrp is that fast? lol

>> No.8637933

https://www.jmbullion.com/buying-gold-silver-bitcoin-faq/

>> No.8637938

>>8637892
Is tethering up a taxable event?

>> No.8637954

>>8637938

any trade is a taxable event in burgerland

>> No.8637982

>>8637954
I must owe so many taxes from trading Pokemon cards back in the day
IRS is gonna follow my ass to the jungles of Peru

>> No.8638095
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8638095

>>8637982

you act like a tough goy but i know you're paying taxes on crypto

>> No.8638125

>>8638095
Yep, been prolonging seeing a tax specialist and will probably have to set up a payment plan with the IRS because I sure as fuck don't have whatever money I'm going to owe.

Don't even wanna know what it's going to be at this point.

Taxing crypto to crypto trades is totally ridiculous though.

>> No.8638142

>>8637938

if you live in the USA and take a shit that's a taxable event because you traded food for shit

>> No.8638161

>>8638125

literally all you have to do is just never report anything are you all retarded

>> No.8638165

>>8637938
No because there's no possible way the IRS will know you bought it.

>> No.8638174

>>8638142
I once lived in an apartment building that actually charged a "waste water" fee; ie. flushing the toilet was a billable event

>> No.8638194

>>8638161
the $250k fine + possible jail time just isn't worth the risk

stop trying to ruin my life europoor

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8638206

>>8638125

yeah man it's pretty shitty. luckily i had the foresight to cash out 2017 taxes near ath levels, 2018 is mostly a wash at this point even considering crypto <-> crypto trades

i feel bad for all of the new blood that made it in nov/dec and lost it all this year, FUCK the irs.

>> No.8638239

>>8637808
That's why you set an exit value when you buy and do it do matter what you stupid cunt... otherwise your a more stupid cunt that imagines they are worth 500k at bubble peak but would never sell then either and then is butthurt about make believe losses when it inevitably crashes. Stop being newfags

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8638283

>>8638239

>> No.8638557

>>8638165
but anon that's... that's... badthink!

>> No.8638703

>>8638174
That's typical for cities with sewer infrastructure. You just happened to have a landlord that forwarded it to you instead of absorbing it into the whole bill.

>> No.8638990

>>8638194
>going to literally go out of your own way to self report yourself for something they'll never know about
kek