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8623297 No.8623297 [Reply] [Original]

THE SLEEPERS HAVE AWAKENED.

>> No.8623336

Holy fuck that picture is funny

>> No.8623361

>>8623297
we wuz been awake

>> No.8623363
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8623363

SOMETHING ME DOING?

>> No.8623423
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8623423

IT'S OGRE

>> No.8623452
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8623452

Call me 56% white? You're now 56% down on your initial investment Mohammed.

>> No.8623604
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8623604

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

>> No.8623621

yup

time to start undoing what you idiots did last night

like we do every fucking day here in the civilized world

you're gonna have to start picking up after yourself though

>> No.8623710

>>8623621
>using a trip
>on biz
have you killed yourself yet?

>> No.8623721

>>8623710
no I'm not a nip

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8623787

stop replying to tripfags

>> No.8624026

la creatura de americana...

>> No.8624063

>>8623604
Fucking leaf

>> No.8624237

>>8623621
Europoors were sleeping at that time. It's aussies, chinks and other asians the ones to blame for anything that happens during the western hemisphere night time