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Everytime i walk through the streets
Everytime i catch a bus
Everytime i go to a concert
Everytime i attend a class
Everytime i catch the sub
Everytime i eat at a restaurant
The only thing that crosses my mind is:
None of them has any idea about chainlink.
And i get sad
Cause they also had a chance.

>> No.8607776

>>8607506
based

>> No.8607812

>>8607506
I outwardly break out into laughter in public thinking about it.

>> No.8607835
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8607835

LINK is intrinsically worthless. Node operators can be paid in existing cryptocurrencies. Just look at the testnet right now, it only accepts ETH instead of LINK lmao. It means that ETH can easily be substituted for it, that is, if someone wants to fork the token to accept ETH (an established cryptocurrency instead of some fucking ERC20 token made with a two-man team), LINK is basically useless. That is besides the fact that everything LINK aims to do can be easily done by cryptographically signing the data from the API source.
>muh next ETH

Link, 5 months in: 35 cents (3.5x ICO)
Ethereum, 5 months in: $5.50 (17x ICO)

Uh oh, pissed stinker incoming HAHA...............................

>> No.8607858

not even Sergei will say "chainlink" out loud you fucking retards. It's over.

>> No.8607866

>>8607835
This fud is very tired. Get some new material fag.

>> No.8607896
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8607896

>>8607506
people think LINK won't moon because it would make all of us rich, but a few neets on some mongolian rope jumping forum are like a spit in a bucket when you look around.
I can already see articles about how a bunch of racist neets on an anonimous forum got rich because "they were lucky".
People will be saying "ok you made money but it was a meme all along, you couldn't be sure it will end up like that"

It's gonna be the most surreal feeling ever fr normies and nolinkers when it actually happens

>> No.8607906

>>8607866
dubs gonfirm

new pasta please sirs

>> No.8607913

>>8607506
My life is pretty simple right now. Modest house, pretty lax job, decent amount of free time to do what I want. But thinking about Link sometimes makes me giggle. I honestly can’t believe it’s gonna be this easy to retire. And no one else knows except for a bunch of weirdo autists on a Malaysian jewelry making image board.

>> No.8607946

How much LINK needed to make it?

>> No.8607967

>>8607896
Best box in the business.

>> No.8607991

>mfw theres millions of mexicans and niggers walking around smoking cigarettes and pushing shopping carts around my city
>they have no idea what a blockchain is and even if they tried to use their entire mental capacity to try they still couldnt
>they will continue walking around working as janitors or fast food workers and having dozens of kids in their 1 bedroom apartments shared with multiple families

>> No.8608006

>>8607896
That is a truly haunting image

>> No.8608152

>>8607991
None of us chose to be born. You know kids from families like that you describe read the words you say right?

>> No.8608170
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8608170

>>8607991

>> No.8608186

>>8608152
wat

>> No.8608191
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>>8608152
boohoo faggot

>> No.8608197

>>8607946
depends where you live really.
>>8607896
how many link marines existed in those threads? 80-100 at most.
WE ARE IRRELEVANT.

>> No.8608212

yeah, real sad they missed their chance to buy high sell low on a shitcoin

>> No.8608960

>>8607946
how long can you hold is the question.

>> No.8610083

>>8608152
>I was raised like that so I will do the same that my parents over and over again
>But it's not their fault.
Go back to plebbit faggot

>> No.8611007

>>8608212
>my limited knowledge only allows me to fail to comprehend the potential of good projects.
ok.

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8611029

how many link to retire next to a costco friends ?

>> No.8611064

>>8607506
>posting a picture of dicaprio playing jordan belfort holding chainlink
>jordan belfort literally sold scam projects to people with no future
i love the irony, i love how retarded chainlinkers post this shit with no awareness

>> No.8611140

>>8607896
> binance will crash

Fuggg I really need to get muh coins into my wallet but I keep convincing myself I'll be able to swingtrade to increase my stack

>> No.8611588

>>8607991
Exactly
Do you ever think about how lucky you are? Like the odds of being at the right place at the right time. If your weird friend hadn’t shown you 4chan all those years back, the odds of on all boards, being on /biz/, the 6 month window of getting in on LINK, being the right age, being non financially illiterate, having the faith in 4chan and the personality to take risks
This is why there are only 2000 wallets with over 5k LINK
Just think about all that had to occur in your life to lead up to this moment. All the unfortunate bullying that drove you away from normiebook. It was all planned.

>> No.8611656

>>8611588
Are you telling me it was all planed that I'm all alone all day? That I have never had a GF and I long for human connection? While I see people on Social Media out partying every weekend, while I'm browsing /biz/ 5 hours everyday? Was it all planned? Will it pay off in the end?

>> No.8611662

>>8611029
kek

>> No.8611664

>>8611029
This guy is fucking terrible for weed. WHATTTTTUP YOU TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE.

So fucking stupid. All he does is open care packages now. RawOG is that homie though.

>> No.8611667

>>8607506
you are a MANIAC!

>> No.8611696

>>8611007
>i fell for a crashing memecoin so i shill it for free in hopes someone buys my bags

>> No.8611718

>>8611656
fuck human connection, it won't help you escape wageslavery, Link on the other hand will

>> No.8611720

>>8611656
Ydes
Even the part where you haven’t killed your self yet
You will have 10 girlfriends all at once after the singularity. Quit feeling sorry for yourself once you realize how lucky you are to even BE in this thread.

>> No.8611727

>>8607812
This. The guy who tipped me off about ChainLink did not take my advice about hodling a large amount. Explained how big of an impact this would have.. etc. I could give a fuck less about people who don’t hold cuz even if you told them how promising it is.. most people are literal brainlets.. especially whn it comes to tech. Fuck em.

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>> No.8611737

>>8607506
Only 2k people will actually make it if LINK moons. The thing is though, next time you are shopping in your local grocery store and look at someone in the eye, that person could be ME. And I own LINK without you knowing. You may think that I'm a clueless normie for not being in LINK, but then your are wrong.

>> No.8611753

>>8607991
we got cool guy over here

>> No.8611952

>>8611731
mmmmmmmm that meta tho.

>> No.8611988
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8611988

>>8611588
checked

>> No.8612039

>>8611988
oh shit checked

>> No.8612083

>>8611588
Checked. It’s crazy but I think of it this way as well. I had a friend that showed me 4chan in general a couple years ago (yes newfag). Ended up getting into BTC and ETH with him as well. Along the way I grew apart from most of my normie friends, haven’t had FB in probably 4 or 5 years now, and really only hang out with a handful of people and keep to a few select hobbies. I know there’s a million other ways to have gone in life, and if Link succeeds how we all know it will, it’ll be amazing to think the culmination of all those previous events led me to the Link life.

>> No.8612113

>>8612039
Shitshit

>> No.8612139

5833 Linklet here,
I urge for freedom
I have faith
Faith in our Lord and saviour
Sergey Nazarov
SN

May he abolish us all for our sins
Bless us all with riches beyond our dreams
May the early adopters be rewarded for theire willingness to read through the whitepaper
And the endless sea of tears from NoLinkers worldwide bring joy to our souls.

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8612147

>>8612039
Buy LINK and REQ my poor innumerate child

>> No.8612220

>>8607896
>we are going to get rich because we are only a few
but the token itself doesnt bring anything new.

>> No.8612270

>>8612220
it's literally the first erc677 token

>> No.8612289

>>8612220
>but the token itself doesnt bring anything new.
what new do you want the token to bring?
it's not a currency like nano/ripple or some other shitcoins, it's about the platform/network which will require you to use the token.

>> No.8612348

>>8611588
>mfw my entire life has led up to this very moment, where I would invest every last cent of my lifes savings on a internet meme coin introduced to me via virgin neckbeards on a vietnamese sea shell collecting image board

>> No.8612386

>>8611737
>implying I can't spot your autistic fedora wearing ass and your dad new balance shoes from a mile away

>> No.8612393

One of chainlink's most speculated partners had a meeting today and openly mentioned blockchain. Can't mention which, but I can mention that we're all gonna make it.

>> No.8612545

>>8612393
Please say more

>> No.8612741

>>8607913
>Malaysian jewelry making image board

Selamat pagi

>> No.8612807

>>8611140
Withdraw 50% muh man

>> No.8612838

>>8611656
Bemyfriend.4chan.org

>> No.8612870

>>8612393
Friend, that by itself means jack shit unless you're holding more info from us

>> No.8612950

>>8612870
>>8612545
Different ID posting from laptop now. I want to say more but I can't.. trust me, it hurts me more than it hurts you. I love my stinkergang.

Just keep an eye on Chainlink's most speculated partners over the next month.

>> No.8613024

>>8612950
Docusign or swift?

>> No.8613026
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>>8607896
>>8608006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4gDfl90GC0

>> No.8613034

>>8612950
speculated partners? what does he mean by this biz

>> No.8613060

>>8613024
IMF

>> No.8613080

>>8612386
holy fuck that was funny

>> No.8613082

>>8611588
>>8611988

Nice

>> No.8613086

>>8613024
Either Dousign, Swift or Hyperledger

>> No.8613098

>>8613060
Lol
1k eoy would be conservative

>> No.8613163

We should develop a way to recognize ourselves out there just in case we actually moon somewhere. Like some class of Masons, and that way nod at each other when we cross paths in life alongside our QT asian wife on the way to the lambo parking lot.

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8613195

>>8611029
>>8611664
That faggot is so disgusting lmao
The absolute state of dudeweedlmaos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcOgGK5l0sY

>> No.8613207

>>8611588
lol no, there are 2000 wallets with over 20k link
I have 10k, and thats around top 2700

>> No.8613221

>>8607506
>Everytime i walk through the streets
>Everytime i catch a bus
>Everytime i go to a concert
>Everytime i attend a class
>Everytime i catch the sub
>Everytime i eat at a restaurant

So, basically never, you fat neet

>> No.8613247

>>8612386
>implying i'm not wearing our master's lucky brand shirt combined with racy running shoes

>> No.8613254

>>8612393
Nice try Pajeet

>> No.8613278
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>>8613163
Jason Parser would be a good code word. When I get my lambo I'll have LINK on the number plate, you'll know it's me.
Also when the singularity comes and we're filthy rich we cans start a discord and go on crazy adventures with fellow rich bizbros

>> No.8613285

>>8613024
>>8613086
Just stay frosty, friends.
Regardless of company, mentioning "blockchain" at a meeting could meet a lot of things. My next thought was "Oh shit, wouldn't the employees start doing some research into which crypto would be most suitable for their company after hearing that?" but then again, who knows with normies.

>> No.8613294

>>8613163
Lucky Brand plaid shirt

>> No.8613304

>>8611588
>>8613207
I did calculations on what percentile you are around the 1st of March or so:
150k: 98.7th percentile
100k Link: 98th percentile
75k: 97th
50k: 96th
25k: 93rd
20k: 92nd
15k: 90th
10k: 86th
7.5k: 83rd
5k: 79th
2.5k: 70th
1k: 52nd

>> No.8613309

>>8613195
He probably makes more money than you. What do think about that?

>> No.8613333

>>8613309
Good for him I guess. So do drug dealers, but that's not how I want to spend my life.

>> No.8613357

>>8613304
thank you

>> No.8613388

>>8613333
Checked and point taken. I have to admit though back in the day when I used to smoke his "glass blunt" video was very educational and cracked me up. But yeah smoking weed ruined my life and now I'm here

>> No.8613447

>>8607506
Had a pretty rough day but was just on the bus on the way home and this thread made me laugh out loud. Seriously linkers have the best goddamn memes. We gonna make it

>> No.8613457

>>8613333
> but that's not how I want to spend my life.
COPE

I bet you say shit like "money can't buy you happiness" too

>> No.8613482

>>8613026
Holy shit xD that's my sell order on Binance.
Good to see it spreading

>> No.8613518

>>8611588
>>8611718
>>8612083
>>8612348
lying in my bed smoking a joint, ready for wagecucking tomorrow. heavily in debt, but balls deep in link. you gaise gave me a moment of comfort, thanks.
we're all in this together

>> No.8613623

>>8613388
That's your fault, not Weeds

>> No.8613667

>>8613518
we'll make it anon

>> No.8613713

I can't believe this is actually going to happen, it's like I'm in some weird simulation or fever dream and I'll wake up any second. I've tried telling people about this and some of them listened, but many of them weren't willing to read up on their own. Luckily, most of my family is in on this, they've all read the whitepaper too. It's like I'm on crazy pills, there's no way I'm going to be stinking rich from advice I originally found on a Mississipi State butt chugging forum.

>> No.8613719

>>8613304
98.7th percentile master race, reporting in.

>> No.8614100

>>8607506
its our time to shine boys
linkys unite!

>> No.8614381

>>8607896
>mongolian rope jumping
my_sides.png

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ITT pure delusion. You have absolutely no cause to think link will moon or ever make anybody rich.

>> No.8615246

>>8614414
you are right. It will move sideways for the rest of Time.
you stupid nigger

>> No.8615308

>>8613163
I love it

>> No.8615325

>>8613278
>Jason Parser
The first to speak says Jason. If the other says Parser, you have found a fellow LINK holder.

>> No.8615386

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>> No.8615522

>>8615325
this hahahaha

>> No.8615622
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8615622

To thy father whom art in heaven
May my stinkies get seven sevens
To thy Son, Sergey head of clergy
May my linkies fetch thee McBurgies
To thy Anon whom FUD and not brag
May a feather be the weight of thee bags
To thy normies whom never took heed
May your daughters be forced on our seed

>> No.8615632

>>8615325
We joke right now but having people know we Hodl link in a decade will be a serious deal. We may never be able to say we are stinky linkies irl unless with a fellow linkie. And by linkie I mean anyone that got link under $10.

>> No.8615636

>>8615246
No, it won't do that. Nothing goes sideways forever. It will go to zero like most internet monies.

>> No.8615754

Sergey was spoon-feeding us in his end of year update.

"As a result of our ongoing work with agile smart contract development teams, payment networks, banks, and financial institutions, we’re making ChainLink useful for technical teams of all sizes."

Smart Contract Development Teams - OpenZeppelin and others
Payment Networks - Request Network
Banks - MMMM He has literally said Chainlink is working with banks...he uses CITI, Chase, HSBC logos quite a bit.
Financial Institutions - Swift and others

I recommend re-reading Sergey's year end blog post

https://medium.com/chainlink/chainlink-an-overview-and-our-focus-14f03335b803

>> No.8615766

>>8615632
I just posted that for the memes, desu I’m not going to be telling anyone. To the world I’ll just look like a normie that happens to be on a slightly more lavish than usual vacation.

>> No.8615772

>>8607866
He mentioned Chainlink in the sxsw panel ya ding dong

>> No.8615864

>>8615766
Checked. Holdings?

>> No.8615972

>>8607506
i have 500 link i will forever hold just in case.

just maybe...

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LINKies will be the first to transcend into the next level of consciousness

> 999 check em

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>>8607835

>> No.8616612

>>8616002
>off by 3 which is triple
>link $1k eoy ntl