Even the undertaker himself will mourn the day he dies

[Anonymous No.8601371]

>Get interviewed by some wannabe Mr.me
>Year 2020
Wannabe interviewer: "Mr.me, how'd you make a gorrillion dollars, was it hard?"

Mr.me: "Well, there's this racist online imageboard populated by autistic people that share poorly photoshopped pictures and someone named AssBlaster told my friend Mike to buy an obscure cryptocurrency called ChainLink... So I sold all my belongings and threw it into ChainLink and ran a couple of nodes"

I want this story to be true. KMS EOY 2020 if it's not.

[Anonymous No.8601382]

>>8601371
the board was all over chainlink way before assblaster appeared.

[Anonymous No.8601386]

one coin to rule them all

[Anonymous No.8601392]

LINK is intrinsically worthless. Node operators can be paid in existing cryptocurrencies. Just look at the testnet right now, it only accepts ETH instead of LINK lmao. It means that ETH can easily be substituted for it, that is, if someone wants to fork the token to accept ETH (an established cryptocurrency instead of some fucking ERC20 token made with a two-man team), LINK is basically useless. That is besides the fact that everything LINK aims to do can be easily done by cryptographically signing the data from the API source.
>muh next ETH

Link, 5 months in: 35 cents (3.5x ICO)
Ethereum, 5 months in: $5.50 (17x ICO)

Uh oh, pissed stinker incoming HAHA.

[Anonymous No.8601841]

Senpai I'd hang up with you when my 200k stinkies make me a bilionaire if it wasnt cause I'm autistic

[Anonymous No.8602045]

>>8601371

Im pretty sure we are living in this timeline

[Anonymous No.8602083]

>>8601371

Damn.

You almost made me sell my stack

[Anonymous No.8602115]

>>8601382
well count your last days op

[Anonymous No.8602152]

>>8601382
>the pajeet linkshits were all over /biz/ way before...

[Anonymous No.8602907]

>>8601841
200 million...
What the fuck would you even do with that? How are you gonna withdraw?

[Anonymous No.8603570]

>>8602907
By my calculations I only need 10mil for a comfy life, with the remaining 190mil I would lobby for a "no representation without taxation" so that leeches' votes are worthless and it's actually taxpayers who proportionately to their paid taxes get to decide what the government does, close to ancap as I think it can realistically get

[Anonymous No.8603665]

>>8603570
based

[Anonymous No.8604260]

>>8601841
>>8603570
You've answered your own question anon. The money will likely cause trouble for several marines, we'll all appreciate the company of people who've gone through something similar, and we'll need a purpose to give our pathetic neet lives meaning.

I kinda want to go into alternative media. Call out the juden knowing I'm not controlled opposition. Alternatively, own a nightclub and get trashed every night with roasties whilst writing my own devious dapps.

[Anonymous No.8605232]

>>8604260
Unironic Sage advice. Listen up lads. This is a massive truth/warning here.

Even a million dollars could ruin someone who doesn't have the experience or focus to maintain.


If you become wealthy without a lot of life experience, if your idea of suffering is no wifi, then you will want to do one of three things to make sure you don't kill yourself or someone else when you become rich. I no there are some outliers who will be frugal and just enjoy their freedom but not lose control of their daily lives, but these ppl are few and far between, especially in 2018.

Paths of The Young Millionaire NEET

1. Have a passion, idea, business, or invention in your life previous to your new found wealth, invest in this. Doesn't matter if it makes money or not, if you are consumed by it and you love it, you will find a way to make it a part of your life and the money will help. This will give you a focal point for your energy. Directing your energy will be important because you will be able to execute it in ways you never imagined once you are truly wealthy.

2.Give it away. Not kidding, If you have no motivations or passions you feel worthwhile to jump into and you only want to chill, then create a trust, structure it with monthly stipend releases, set a budget, allocate the total cost plus 30% of your expected lifetime, and give away the rest. Doesn't really matter where you give it away, but it's always nice to put some thought into it and make it go where it will matter most.

3.Go Bruce Wayne. To walk the line of wealth and neetdom as you enter the realm of complete freedom, you will need to know yourself.

If you have spent most of your time on the chans, twitch, and youtube, you are not equipped with the necessary awareness and perspective to access complete freedom via wealth. You will kill yourself with vice, depression, materialism, and entropy. In order to properly embrace complete freedom you must know yourself and know the world.

The Future Is Ours+++