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8593556 No.8593556 [Reply] [Original]

>the crypto meme is over
>transition money into the stock market
>crashes

>> No.8593575

>transition money back into crypto
>crashes

>> No.8593600

>>8593556
>He's investing in stocks
>Crash the stock market

>> No.8593614

>>8593556
Now transition into real estate so I can buy something cheap

>> No.8593655

>>8593556
Buy AAPL and NVDA while they're down.

>> No.8593670
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8593670

>invest in crypto: crypto crashes
>invest in stocks: stocks crash
>say fuck it. Invest in yourself by going to college: get murdered in a mass shooting

There is no way off the Bog train, anon

>> No.8593678

>>8593556
invest in gold now

>> No.8593690
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8593690

>buy crypto
>JUSTed

>buy stocks
>JUSTed

>hmm, whats a traditional hedge that goes up when equities go down?
>oh right precious metals!
>buy precious metals
>JUSTed

>> No.8593701

>>8593678
Yeah I also would like to see a gold crash before the actual Economic catastrophe around the corner

>> No.8593733
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8593733

>>8593556
There is only one True path.

Let us pray
>Our Father who art in heaven
>Sergey be thy name
>Thy stinkies come
>Thy link become
>1k EOY

>Give us today our daily thread
>And forgive the weak hands
>As we forgive those who dump bags on us

>And lead us not unto JUSTing
>But deliver us from Jewery
>For thine is the link, the stink, and the big mac forever
>Amen

>> No.8593757

>>8593556
the boomers last stand

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8593804

>>8593556
>start a company that actually goes public, making you millions
>get arrested

>> No.8593812

Its true that everything is JUSTd

and if you buy in now you will certainly deserve a JUST'ing

The key is hodling cash, sometimes for years, and getting this low-risk, low-return thing called a "Job"