/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.8583422]

Why didn't you sell the rally edition

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Previous thread >>8571593

[Anonymous No.8583457]

ALT

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8583477]

Market is so damn green UVXY and SVXY are both green right now.

[Anonymous No.8583483]

>>8583422
ARCI will be $2 EOM april

[Anonymous No.8583558]

It's time

[Anonymous No.8583562]

Sup fellas

[Anonymous No.8583592]

I just got options on RH! I'm pissed because it happened a day too late for me to buy Red Fedora calls before earnings. But still! Excited!

[Anonymous No.8583608]

Morning goyim

[Anonymous No.8583633]

Morning all

[Anonymous No.8583641]

>>8583558

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8583650]

What is the SMG's thoughts on market consensus today? Another day of big green candles?

[Anonymous No.8583702]

>>8583650
huge gap fill this week

[Anonymous No.8583767]

>>8583650
I think it will be like the post Feb correction

For a few days, we will have the market recover a bit before correcting again

Also, watch out for the fucking europoor banking system. The next crisis might very well come from these fuckers

[Anonymous No.8583952]

>>8583422
>tfw already $100 richer on ALT before the market opens
I'd suggest buying ALT while you boys can get in on today's rocket.

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8583957]

>>8583767
short euro financials etf
>EUFS
trying to find one with leverage. but also watch FAZ. thats 3x short US financials. all these banks lend to each other, so if DB really does go tits up, our banking sector will be affected as well

[Anonymous No.8583985]

>>8583957
short us banks
then buy the dips

[Anonymous No.8583990]

>>8583952
1300 shares here, waiting for $6.

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8584014]

>>8583990
$6? what time frame are you thinking?

[Anonymous No.8584037]

Lots of volume on NVCN. probably a pump n dump but I’m gonna try and daytrade it.

[Anonymous No.8584073]

that pre market

[Anonymous No.8584080]

WHATS IT GONNA BE TODAY BOYS

[Anonymous No.8584101]

GERN getting a discount

[Anonymous No.8584109]

Who else just got GERN'D?

[Anonymous No.8584121]

>>8584014
>>8583990
RrEeeEeEeEeRE

[Anonymous No.8584128]

at what point do you guys think NOK is going to be worthwhile

[Anonymous No.8584129]

>>8584080
Jim Cramer just said that the bull is back on CNBC. RIP market

[Anonymous No.8584136]

ALT getting a discount

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8584139]

>>8584129
Awe fuck!

[Anonymous No.8584142]

>>8584121
Didn't you read the part about the immuno faggotry not being up to expectation ?

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8584148]

>>8584142
no i didnt buy it yet

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8584150]

>>8583633
>>8583608
mornin

[Anonymous No.8584159]

>>8584037
Never mind

[Anonymous No.8584160]

BPMX dipping a bit more, AMD recovering from the $10 mark

[Anonymous No.8584201]

>>8584160
BPMX is bleeding out. The pattern is always right.

[Anonymous No.8584204]

precious metals btfo

[Anonymous No.8584210]

>>8584148
ALT's pipelines are aweful
I got burned by this shit when it was still called PIP

[Anonymous No.8584229]

My $25 finally cleared on Robinhood. What should I buy /SMG/?

[Anonymous No.8584251]

>>8584229
ALT

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8584257]

>>8584204
kek yup. took a gamble that it was gonna blast off on a dollar crash. didnt work. i only got a small position right now though, so im just gonna wait till it falls and quadruple down

>>8584210
yeah it looks like an absolute piece of shit company. and the bad news certainly isnt helping

[Anonymous No.8584275]

>>8584109
Me. Should have sold yesterday ;_;

[Anonymous No.8584278]

NOW

[Anonymous No.8584306]

all in AMD, BABA and SPY calls. the Jew failed to crash the market again. everything should be testing new highs within the next couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.8584330]

Whoever said ALT
I hope you choke on 666 dicks today

[Anonymous No.8584372]

>>8584330
Rolling

[Anonymous No.8584373]

>>8584330
I... I thought it'd do well!

[Anonymous No.8584377]

>>8584278
>off by one

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8584407]

TOPS getting some action

[Anonymous No.8584408]

>>8584330
Wow, impatient dumbasses getting butthurt less than 30min after market open. Stay classy biz.

[Anonymous No.8584458]

>>8583558
This never ceases to disgust me

[Anonymous No.8584459]

>>8583422
>that feel when you bought ABBV right at the bottom dip and is only going up from now on.

[Anonymous No.8584469]

>>8584278
>>8584377
why did my id change

[Anonymous No.8584484]

>>8584278
>>8584377
>>8584469
all me

[Anonymous No.8584510]

Is there a way to invest directly in virtual reality porn?

[Anonymous No.8584533]

>>8584201
Where do you think BPMX is going?

[Anonymous No.8584597]

>>8584533
Personally I think it will end up in the teens somewhere.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8584609]

[Anonymous No.8584623]

So I have 3 grand to invest. How stupid would it be to put the majority of it into AMZN, VOO, BRKB and IBB?

[Anonymous No.8584670]

bull market fucking when

[Anonymous No.8584736]

>>8584623
Amazon is fine, think carefully about everything else

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8584742]

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/27/us-consumer-confidence-index-march.html

Fuck! We going down boys!

[Anonymous No.8584771]

>>8584623
It depends on your strategy, if you don't want to speculate but invest for long-term growth, it could make sense. 3k is not a lot of money though, if it is just a one time investment.

[Anonymous No.8584824]

Fuck you ALT

[Anonymous No.8584837]

>>8584160
>AMD recovering
Why do people in this thread always act retarded when reading charts?
You need to take the past into consideration.
Its not recovering until it hits 11.
AMD likes to go up at night and down during the day.
It also doesnt start recovering until close to reporting earnings.

[Anonymous No.8584872]

>>8583592
So happy with options being added. Can finally put some of my longs to work with covered calls. Literally free money.

[Anonymous No.8584889]

>>8583422
Am I winning?

[Anonymous No.8584891]

>>8584128
Under $5

[Anonymous No.8584921]

>>8584889
Did you do nothing but biotech biz memes in those 4 months or so?

[Anonymous No.8584931]

Good thing i didn't burn my money on ALT

[Anonymous No.8584959]

>>8584921
>filename

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8584967]

LMAO why did you all buy ALT, literally a bar-code stock

[Anonymous No.8584968]

>>8583457
Annnnd it's down 15%. Stocks are weird.

[Anonymous No.8585005]

Who here bought ALT? I want to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.8585031]

>>8584889
>>8584921
>>8584959

[Anonymous No.8585050]

>>8585005
Big 5 was shilling that stock

[Anonymous No.8585053]

>short low, buy high

[Anonymous No.8585054]

Bought my first option today. Idk what I’m doing. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.8585076]

>>8585050
A kind reminder of who Big5Guy really is

[Anonymous No.8585081]

>>8585053
>FOMO in high, panic sell low

[Anonymous No.8585102]

>>8585076
MID TEENS!!!

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585114]

>>8585076
>>8585050
I wasn't the only one that was bullish on the stock....

[Anonymous No.8585117]

>>8585054
You break even if FedEx hits 246 in a month, right? So, maybe fucked maybe not

[Anonymous No.8585125]

>>8585005
Insiders bought higher, $1.90 range.

[Anonymous No.8585131]

>>8585054
Just do SPY options to get an idea and start small

[Anonymous No.8585132]

>>8585054
You are betting on a trend reversal of FDX

[Anonymous No.8585139]

>>8585125
Maybe besides being bad scientists, they are also bad investors ?

[Anonymous No.8585169]

Anyone ever read this? I know he an heroed cause he lost it all but it seems good so far.

[Anonymous No.8585173]

>>8583422

[Anonymous No.8585175]

>>8584251
When does it go up plz help

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8585218]

>>8585175
It goes up after you sell.

[Anonymous No.8585238]

>>8585175
It's down a half percent, quit being a whiny faggot.

[Anonymous No.8585244]

>>8585175
>up

[Anonymous No.8585312]

Besides ALT where are the idiots shilling RXII? Once again proving, never listen to /biz/.

[Anonymous No.8585316]

wheres my $7 amrs

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585334]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ind7BEZgWJU

[Anonymous No.8585335]

>>8585316
if anything, you want it down so as to accumulate moar
Where is that AMRS fud fag ?

[Anonymous No.8585367]

>>8585335
accumulation all week, it's time for the rip

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585386]

>>8585367
that picture remindes me that pre 50s will never come back due to women and blacks being able to vote which came forth in the 60s... so sad.. we let emotional beings and retards have a say in this country

[Anonymous No.8585410]

>>8585386
>8585386
can you imagine being in the state of that JayZ shirt guy and actually going outside in public and letting people see you like that

simply pathetic the most disgusting creatures are always at WalMart the saddest and most useless lives they lead

[Anonymous No.8585462]

>>8583422
Currently doing a stock track competition with a lot of chads how do i cheat in the best way to win this? The site is delayed with 15 minutes, need volatile stocks in order to go long/short.

[Anonymous No.8585463]

>>8585386
Based

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585484]

>>8585410
>can you imagine being in the state of that JayZ shirt guy and actually going outside in public and letting people see you like
its sickening

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8585502]

How do people get that big?

[Anonymous No.8585522]

>>8585502
By giving up

[Anonymous No.8585526]

>>8585484
im 6' and got to 220lb recently and felt it was too much and dropped to 170 instantly, but i carried it well it just looked like i was a linebacker not a blob of blubber at some point when your 400lb+ I just feel pity for you you've thrown your life away no matter wher eyou go from here

[Anonymous No.8585553]

>>8584597
Well shit, I got in at .16. Should I abandon it?

[Anonymous No.8585645]

>market today

[Anonymous No.8585660]

when will this volatilty end? its been what like over 2 full months?

i just want to be able to buy and hold something that appreciates in value please

a bear market when im 22 until im 25+ will be catastrophic for my retirement I'm pretty sure

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8585664]

fucking finally got these retarded SEC violations worked out. now i can finally open up new options contracts. fuckers suspended me from buying long options for no reason, so i called up, bitched em out and they just gave me 100 commission free trades and turned it back on.

i love being a disgruntled customer. i always get free shit

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585699]

>>8585664
i've been going with the BKS puts desu

[Anonymous No.8585723]

>>8585645
One of those, put the phone down and stop checking the markets kind of days

[Anonymous No.8585730]

>>8585660

are you fucking retarded? a bear market for three years while you accumulate would be great for your retirement in 30 years. you get to buy low for a long time

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585745]

>>8585526
thats not even that big tho is it?? the guy in the pic is atleast 300 no?

[Anonymous No.8585748]

>>8585730
lol i was trolling i know getting a discount is best right when you start to accumulate

it will still be frustrating though, cost averaging down for months and months with a big -% overall on my accounts having to trust it will work out YEARS from now

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8585755]

>>8585699
ha holy shit, i had no idea barnes and noble was such a piece of shit.

i guess im with you. hardly anyone can fucking read anymore, and if they can, they sure aint buying books from barnes and noble. i feel like the most profitable part of their business model is the fact that they have a starbucks inside.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585780]

>>8585463
i think even the last pharaoh of egypt was a women.. does that not raise suspicion?

[Anonymous No.8585785]

>>8585745
no that was my point, i wasnt 'big' at all I barely wore XL shirts, i just got to the point where i didnt consider myself attractive to women and fixed it, even though i have very little self-confidence and self-worth

now i imagine how people like that guy who are clearly 400lb feel and how they dont do shit to fix it and how his joints and legs must feel all the time, hes ruined his life and STILL doesnt do shit to fix it

[Anonymous No.8585800]

>>8585748

>was only pretending to be retarded mom!

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585812]

>>8585755
just gotta keep rolling over your position until it hits like $2 or so

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8585815]

>>8585785
in the fatties defense, its really hard to actually get results, or even stay moderately motivated when youre that far gone.

[Anonymous No.8585865]

>>8585815
Not really. Doing cardio three days a week for a half hour and that fatty would be dropping weight like crazy.

[Anonymous No.8585868]

>>8585553
Idk. You made good profit already though.

[Anonymous No.8585877]

>>8585755
>>8585812
Their fucking books are so expensive. I’m not paying $20, $30, $40 for a book.

[Anonymous No.8585885]

>>8585755
It's not actually a Starbucks; they just serve Starbucks products.

[Anonymous No.8585887]

>>8585815
thats why i feel pity for people like that, they have created such a mental barrier

I went on a keto diet, ate only protein and fat, and lost most of my appetite and the fat melts right off. their bodies arent different than mine, it works if you put effort in but their goal is so far away they just dont even try


same reason people dont invest for retirement, why drop $1000 a month on some bullshit fund that tanks when your going to end a MILLION or more dollars DECADES from now, fuck off im not doing that its too hard, you know this im sure

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8585898]

>>8585815
Why are you defending fatties? I mean I have the opposite problem, 5' 11" 130lbs, but even when I eat as much as possible and work out it's like fucking impossible to put on weight.

[Anonymous No.8585935]

>>8585386
>>8585367
>>8585410
City Walmart’s are worse than this. Full of nogs and Mexicans and crowded as fuck. I avoid it like the plague. If I have to go to Walmart I drive 30 miles out of my way to a small podunk town nearby that has one. Only a few fat people and usually a couple of qts working their way through college. It’s like night and day.
>>8585877
Book bub is the shit. $1.99 deals everyday in my email.

[Anonymous No.8585939]

>>8585898
Hehe, 5’11” 175 lbs. here. I was around 130lb, same height, during most of high school. Started lifting and eating and here I am.

Maybe I should start tripfagging too, since I /smg/ a lot. So, I digress, is buying a $3 put on Barnes and Noble a good idea

[Anonymous No.8585959]

>>8585898
>tfw almost the same
Are we long lost brothers? One rich one poor?

[Anonymous No.8585961]

>>8585939
>Maybe I should start tripfagging too
The absolute state of /smg/

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8585968]

>>8585877
kek
looks like no one else is either. shits a pennystock now

>>8585885
right, thats why its a good deal for them. its the only reason ive ever seen people in barnes and noble.

>>8585898
kek im just saying its harder than it looks to actually get going on something as serious as an entire lifestyle change (never had to do it for weight, but ive quit hard drugs and smoking before and its no walk in the park. monkeys are hard to get off your back once theyre on there).

i have the same problem as you. im fucking starving all of the time and look like a holocaust survivor. i could just sit and eat sticks of butter all day, and i still wouldnt gain weight.

[Anonymous No.8585984]

Stallman was right FOSS is the way.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8585996]

>>8585935
you shouldn't be going to walmart at all imo nor shopping at amazon. Support local mom and pop shops that are owned by whites.

[Anonymous No.8586004]

>>8585935
I’ll have to look into Book Bub! Thanks! Do they publicly trade?

And yeah, the Walmart in my hometown was a third-world nightmare at night, like racketeering spics, kids carrying shit home on bikes, street fights, it was terrible. And I’m as third-world as they come. The funniest part is that it was across the street from a Target where all the whites and affluent minorities went. The nogs in my town were great too, the employed, Target-going type.

So happy this President is bringing merit-based immigration.

[Anonymous No.8586005]

>he didnt buy the general mills dip

[Anonymous No.8586029]

>>8585996
That’s what I do these days. Only gooks and snowniggers may get my money.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8586042]

>>8585961
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /smg/ threads, and I’ve been involved in numerous pump and dumps on Nasdaq, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in technical analysts, fundamental analyst on memes and I’m the top trader in the entire US stock markets. You are nothing to me but just another retail trader. I will wipe the fuck out of your portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this market, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your investments. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will short all your holdings seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my one hand. Not only am I extensively trained in going long and short on memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of options on my brokerage account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the market, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will short stock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8586064]

>>8585939
Put on a trip. You can piss off that one anon that's always bitching about tripfags.

>>8585959
At this rate we're going to have to settle for a 97 honda civic, 1 dollar duchess, 2 dollar draft beers, sluts we found at the bar, but there's still money for cocaine.

[Anonymous No.8586078]

At what price is Twitter going to bottom out, help me /smg/ brothers

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586097]

>>8585996
desu i dont mind buying shit from anyone who has taken it onto themselves to actually start their own private business and runs a good shop. but i understand the sentiment.

and there certainly are some stores run by muslims that i will not being going to again after seeing them run EBT scams to let niggers buy beer and smokes

>>8586064
ill admit, when im bored ill go on a tirade from time to time, and derail shit, but,
>that one anon that's always bitching about tripfags
coming in and bitching, contributing nothing and just (you)ing every trip in the thread, is far more derailing than anything ive ever done

[Anonymous No.8586106]

>>8586004
I’m not sure if they publicly trade. All it does is parse amazon for books on sale then delivers you a list based on your criteria. Usually the sales are only one day. It’s nearly impossible to find them like that on amazon so it’s a really cool program. I have more books than I can read cause I buy them anyway. But it’s better than paying 15 bucks regular price.
>>8585996
Towns around here were early adopters of box stores so the mom and pops sadly left two decades ago. I’d rather support amazon and run Walmart out though desu.

[Anonymous No.8586109]

>>8585898
holy fucking kek. sometimes you get insight into a triptard's life like when B5G said he has back problems and was shitposting on /biz/ on valentine's day while his gf was out doing errands and now I imagine him lying in bed and taking pain pills all the time. now I get to imagine bagholder as this scrawny dude in a fight getting his head held as his fist swing wildly

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8586117]

>>8586078
$28.50

[Anonymous No.8586146]

>>8586064
Either way. The only thing my size holds me back from is women. For some reason women in southeast Texas won’t men that are a minimum 50lbs overweight and who work in the plants. I refuse to do either.
I’m still /fit/ though and on my fire dept I run circles around guys three times my size.

[Anonymous No.8586164]

>>8586146
*want

[Anonymous No.8586173]

How is buying that FB dip going boys?

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586197]

>>8586173
you mean the puts i bought on em?
...soon

[Anonymous No.8586215]

>>8586173
it went great, I made 14 dollars

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8586221]

>>8586042
Saved

[Anonymous No.8586230]

tesla getting rekt

[Anonymous No.8586235]

>>8586042
big if true

[Anonymous No.8586243]

My GE stocks are finally doing something!

[Anonymous No.8586254]

>>8586230
tesla is a scam co run by a conman, very good chance they are bankrupt within 3 years

[Anonymous No.8586267]

>>8586243
pull out asap, GE is going DOWN

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8586270]

>wake up
>gee I hope someone bought my calls
>open robin hood
>they're still there
REEEEEEEEE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8586271]

>>8586146
If you think your size is what's holding you back than you're doing something wrong. You just have to go find a group of chicks in a bar and talk to them. Chances are good at least one of them is single and looking for a dude like at that exact moment. Shit works like over half the time.

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586284]

>>8586243
theyre shit talking it really hard on CNBC. makes me think itll actually pop. cant remember the last time those retards made a call that was accurate

[HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.8586288]

Been holding for two weeks. Ride or die

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8586304]

>>8586221
it could use some tweaking, i was bored last night

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586325]

>>8586288
ballsy move on the RAD bet. good for you man, thats awesome. i was dicking around with them months ago, but all they did was lose me money, so i swore em off

[Anonymous No.8586336]

>>8586243
I dont break even till 15.50

[HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.8586364]

>>8586325

That’s negative, my man

[Anonymous No.8586377]

What's BPMX gonna look like after earnings today

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586379]

>>8586364
oh shit. why the fuck is it green then? robinhoods GUI is strange

[Anonymous No.8586385]

Buy AMD yes or no?

[Anonymous No.8586392]

>>8586377
This pls. I’ve been holding since .16

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8586394]

>>8586364
>>8586325
Well the good thing about RAD is there is so much short, that if you're willing to hold for another 3 months, it could squeeze on a good ER. I mean they said that we had a bad flu season, maybe that will correspond with people walking into that store and buying more shit than expected.

[Anonymous No.8586403]

>>8586385
N O
O

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8586408]

>>8586385
holy shit no, let it fall and buy like a week before earnings

[Anonymous No.8586409]

Zuck refuses to go to the EU and explain himself.

JUST

[Anonymous No.8586413]

>>8586385

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586462]

>>8586377
>>8586392
>pic related
i aint you, bet i never hold pennies through ER. dont like getting fucked. when its a win, everyone sells, and when its a loss, it drops 20% and THEN everyone sells

>>8586394
i heard AMZN started selling pharmacy shit (or is looking into starting it). i feel like that will be the deathblow for these weaker chain pharmacies. i wish someone would trust bust up AMZN. bezos is such a cunt and needs to pay taxes and stop expanding his shit empire horizontally across all markets

[Anonymous No.8586493]

>>8586409
EU loves to virtue signal on big US corporations.
Its the best thing he could have done in the long term.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8586501]

What the fuck why didn't mine sell? It sold for triple my price!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8586510]

>>8586462
I'd be surprised if AMZN doesn't get slapped by the Anti-trust bullshit soon. By soon I mean within the next 5 years.

[Anonymous No.8586517]

>>8585865
1 pound of fat is a 2000 calorie deficit.
1 pound of fat is the size of a can.
Fill your bath tub with water and try scooping it out with a can. Each scoop is a 6 mile run or a complete starvation diet day.
Its definitely doable but it takes a long time to empty that bathtub halfway and that would still be obese as fuck for a human.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8586522]

>>8586501

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586529]

>>8586462
>>8586377
>>8586392
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.8586546]

uber is consolidating worldwide...closing business in China, Russia, and SE Asia and buying a massive stake in 'competitors' that are also owned by SoftBank. looks like Softbank trying to stop price competition on its properties so they can become profitable

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8586547]

I cant find anything to play this afternoon market is shit

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586560]

>>8586522
thats options for ya. just remember how easy it is to lose your ENTIRE postion, and be happy that you closed out green. youll get better at it. what is this, youre first week seriously trading them? believe me, once you get the hang of it, youll be making more cash than you ever dreamed of

[Anonymous No.8586563]

>>8586517
thats why fat people never try, its too long of a process for them. same reason nobody starts retirement, why drop $500 at a time into funds when you need $2,000,000 or more

[Anonymous No.8586566]

>>8586510
7% market share
who cares

[Anonymous No.8586617]

>>8586517
1 pound of fat is actually 3.500 cals

If you drank one less can of soda per day thats a cumulative effect of 1 pound of fat avoided if you were eating your daily calorie amount required.,

You need to maintain a net negative deficit of that much to lose a pound of fat and it would take about two weeks.

[Anonymous No.8586631]

Why the fuck did everything just drop in unison?

[Anonymous No.8586641]

>>8586631
((()))

[Anonymous No.8586643]

>>8586631
someone just got Bog'd

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586652]

>>8586547
im waiting till tomorrow. market cant make up its mind, so im saving my settled cash till tomorrow and thursday. if volume stays light like this, im putting down puts on every goddamn thing out there. gonna be a lot of profit taking

[Anonymous No.8586654]

>>8586563
Being fat is more like being in debt than saving for retirement.
A fat person needs to be on a diet while also running 6 miles every day or completely stop eating all together.
Saving for retirement is just the diet portion.
Paying a massive debt would be spending a lot on the interest while having to pay even more just to get the principle down.

[Anonymous No.8586670]

>>8586631

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586674]

>>8586631
sellbots activated

[Anonymous No.8586713]

>>8586654
and look at how many americans are in debt, a lot when they dont even need to be they just rack up CC debt and DGAF and ruin their lives by being unable to think more than a few days in advance

[Anonymous No.8586716]

based

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8586747]

>>8586522
you should play some penny stocks at .0001 just for practice

[Anonymous No.8586800]

>>8586713
We are living in a time in history where the poorest are the fattest. Its some contrarian shit right there.

I saw a sign the other day in the supermarket that said "1 out of 5 children in the US is starving" it had some sobby looking kid so you would donate to some BS charity. THAT VERY SAME DAY there was a newws article bemoaning the fact that 1 out 2 kids are obese in the US.

That means that 1 in 5 "starving" child must just be hungry because hes too fat.

[really nice guy No.8586833]

How's everyone doing today?

I almost sold everything while I was making a small profit 30 minutes ago and regret not.

[Anonymous No.8586838]

>>8586617
>2 weeks to lose 1 lb
Thats also assuming they are cutting their intake down to 2000 but most of them are eating 4000 calories every day.
These guys are 300+ pounds and need to be <180.
Thats years of cutting their intake in half and still needing to cut the equivalent of a soda.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8586884]

>>8586833
I'm down 9.75%

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8586890]

>>8586833
my shitty day is already negated by the 1 fucking FB OTM put i bought two hours ago. its free fucking money

[Anonymous No.8586905]

>>8586833
Great. Sad I didn't all in on RHT yesterday.

[really nice guy No.8586906]

>>8586890
new dude here, what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.8586907]

>>8586890
Never underestimate how little normies care about their privacy.

[Anonymous No.8586923]

>>8586713
>tfw going to pay off a loan this afternoon
Feels good man. Only two more and I’ll be debt free. I hope the qt loan officer is there to help me.

[Anonymous No.8586931]

>>8586906
Hes talking about options. He bought a put "out of the money" and now it is very much in the money.

[Anonymous No.8586942]

>>8586800
Because it’s now cheaper to eat disgusting processed and fast foods that make people fat.

[Anonymous No.8586961]

>>8586713
Its easy to be in debt. I knew a guy who had 5 credit cards because he would get a new one to pay off his old ones.
He had 3 kids and then had twins because he wanted another boy and he just started buying a house.
He's not dumb and he's white but he doesnt see any problem with his situation because he makes $50k a year and it hasnt impacted him at all.

[Anonymous No.8586993]

>>8586923
good job, now put that same money into retirement accounts.

>>8586961
50k isnt a lot per year and it does effect him because hes piling up interest even if hes not getting his paychecks pulled from yet by the feds

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.8587012]

>>8586961
My dad is like this. He will be in debt for the rest of his life and will pass it onto me. He is awful with money. He has 0 savings.

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8587026]

>>8586833
made $700 on TOPS this morning but afternoon looks dead

prob just going to play farcry 5

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8587028]

>>8586907
then ill get burned for one contract, thats an acceptable loss for me. i got myself some extra time anyways. not shook at all. especially if things continue to happen the way i believe they are going to.

google is next. dont know when, but i can guarantee that before the end of the year we will see a similar scandal. the butterfly war is in full effect.

>>8586906
you seem like a really nice guy. they are contracts that you can buy or sell to give yourself extra leverage. they can also be used defensively, and non directionally etc... but im using them to speculate on another huge leg down in FB in the next few months

also, seeing as how there are a lot of people trading options here now, we should definitely add some sort of basic explanation/tutorial vid in the general pasta imo

[Anonymous No.8587030]

>>8586961
Damn, five kids on just $50K/year?

[Anonymous No.8587031]

>>8586993
Im not saying he is right in what hes doing. The point is that its not just poor people racking up massive debt but people with decent income racking up massive debt without ruining their credit because they arent defaulting on their payments. Eventually the bubble has to pop but you can stretch it to crazy amounts before it all comes crashing down.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.8587045]

>>8587012
I should add he is 58. He is literally going to have to work till he drops, if he doesn't start being smart with his money. I've already estimated how much I'm going to have to make by the time I'm 30 to have a family and take care of my parents.

Such is life.

[Anonymous No.8587052]

>>8586961
>making 50k a year with tons of debt and 5 kids
hes not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.8587065]

fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.8587073]

>>8587045
why would you be responsible for their fuck ups?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587074]

>>8587052
b-but he's not dumb..

seriously though alot of mormons are like that, i live in an area with alot of mormons, they are saving the white race and the rich mormons help the poor mormons, it's honestly a very attractive religion, my gf and i have really been thinking about joining their church due to the community that surrounds it.. also cause my gf is kind of racist..

[Anonymous No.8587094]

buy Activision

[really nice guy No.8587095]

>>8587028
thanks; yeah, RH offered me options now and I don't know how to use them, so that would be pretty dope

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.8587098]

>>8587073
I won't let my parents suffer.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8587099]

>>8587074
Full disclosure: I'm a Mormon. Small world

[Anonymous No.8587100]

>>8586377
BPMX earnings is in April, my guy. Robinhood is wrong.

[Anonymous No.8587103]

>>8587028
I don't blame you, I seriously considered shorting FB today, but it's users are so fucking braindead that I couldn't take the chance.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8587105]

>>8587095
buy low sell high

[Anonymous No.8587115]

>>8587052
>>8587030
To be fair, we work as federal contractors and he recently went up to gs 12 step 3 which is I think like $65k a year.
His gameplan is to start a business.

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8587146]

>>8587095
try this video. its long, but very detailed and geared towards people who have no experience with options at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8587147]

>>8587103
90% of the brain dead faggots that decide to boycott FB will just sign up for Instagram and continue to give FB their data. They've nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.8587148]

Where's lunch Anon? Did he finally die of heart disease?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587164]

>>8587099
what state do you live in?

[teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU No.8587170]

>>8587147
fucking retards probably think theyre safe because they dont have to use their real name. people are so unforgivably stupid these days.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.8587181]

>>8587148

Lunch anon is best anon. plz b ok lunch anon.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587193]

>>8587148
lol, we know his lunch schedule better than him, call in a missing persons report from an anonymous japanese fingerpainting board

[Anonymous No.8587210]

>>8587148

He was hit by a car and hospitalized

[Anonymous No.8587257]

>>8586993
>good job, now put that same money into retirement accounts.
once you pay your debts, you use the money you were using to pay debts to save for retirement. you dont need to do both at the same time

[Anonymous No.8587282]

>>8587257
thats what i meant, use the money per month you were using to pay off debts and dont now spend it on stupid bullshit, roll it right into retirement

[Anonymous No.8587301]

is it reasonable to invest £50 a month
or is there a better way to learn/experience trading

[Anonymous No.8587303]

>>8587282
gotcha, good advice

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8587314]

>>8587164
South East Idaho. I specify the area of Idaho because I'm not a shitlib or neo Nazi from northern Idaho, and I'm not from the western retarded area of the state.

[Anonymous No.8587324]

>>8587301
Invest in slow and steady gains, doing what most people do on here will guarantee losses. I haven't had a green day in a month, but i'm also a terrible trader.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587327]

>>8587301
imo the best way to learn it is to slowly put money in and learn how corporations work, then how stocks work. Ignore the noise and invest how you believe is best.

[Anonymous No.8587335]

>>8587148
Fucking this, I look forward to his posts as part of my daily schedule. Him not doing it fucks with my autism.

[Anonymous No.8587348]

>>8587257
>>8587282
I’m gonna roll it into the next loan which I’ll hopefully get paid off at the end of the year. I’ll have to turn around and buy another truck by then but such is life.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587351]

>>8587324
>I haven't had a green day in a month, but i'm also a terrible trader.
thats because you aren't a trader...

[Anonymous No.8587373]

What's a good amount of money to start with volatility trading?

[Anonymous No.8587374]

>>8587314
How many kids do you have? Is your wife a psycho who doesn’t work and refuses to clean so you’re house is trashed? Friend of mine is Mormon and I also here that’s common.

[Anonymous No.8587388]

>>8587351
I'll agree to that, i'm a professional money loser. I'm damn good too.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8587400]

>>8587374
>implying I've had sex with a woman or a relationship longer than three days

That's a no

[Anonymous No.8587406]

>>8587348
doesnt matter just keep grindin at least you have goals you know you need to accomplish you'll make it by virtue of just that alone, got years and decades to make it

[Anonymous No.8587416]

>>8587373
500k minimum

[Anonymous No.8587423]

What's the most expensive stock /smg/ has ever bought ?
Did it work out in the end ?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587438]

>>8587400
but you go to church?

[Anonymous No.8587446]

>>8587400
Do you ride around on a bicycle wwaering a suit and stupid helmet?

[Anonymous No.8587450]

>>8587416

bro....

[Anonymous No.8587452]

People could get rich just off of doing the opposite of what I do, hell I'll start now.
GE $14 call 3/29
AUY $3 call 3/29
FIT $5 put 4/06

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8587465]

>>8587446
I was deemed too retarded to go on a mission. I'm not kidding.

>>8587438
Yeah, I kind of do it out of social obligation but it's fine

[Anonymous No.8587470]

>>8587406
we're all gonna make it bras

[Anonymous No.8587493]

>all the tripfags are mormons
Really makes you think...

[Anonymous No.8587501]

>NVDA down 4-5% because of Uber and le 56%-face-texting-and-driving

[Anonymous No.8587504]

>>8587452
>GE $14 call is OTM
christ, I hadn't looked at this shit company for a few weeks and its doing worse than I ever imagined

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0031/73/1503453898901.jpg

[Anonymous No.8587518]

>>8587406
T-thanks. You too.

>>8587465
Fug.

>>8587493
Mormons have always seemed harmless to me.

[Anonymous No.8587538]

>>8587450
Pull the equity out of your house or take out a second mortgage to get started

[Anonymous No.8587543]

>>8587504
And today is one of their good days. It will probably tank 10% tomorrow.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587555]

>>8587493
what? im not mormon, but i was thinking about it

[Anonymous No.8587579]

I'm about to short AMD but I know as soon as I do it, it will recover. A lot of people would probably be happy if I did that.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587601]

>>8587579
don't talk about it if you do, just short it and let it die in the corner of the market.. thats just my opinion though

[Anonymous No.8587611]

I knew that 600 point gap up yesterday was bullshit. Are you guys ready for the daily afternoon dump?

[Anonymous No.8587614]

Yeah this market is not a bull market at all.

We are fucked.

[Anonymous No.8587649]

>>8587611
>>8587614
>why didn’t you sell the rally edition

[really nice guy No.8587684]

>>8587649
fuck I was so close to doing it too.

[Anonymous No.8587702]

Just shorted CBS, AMD and TSLA.
Am i fucked fellow soyboys ?

[Anonymous No.8587717]

If there is a small rally I might buy a few puts at the top.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8587729]

No wonder Comfy wouldn't put any pot stocks in the fund, but isn't the market just glorified gambling? Doesn't this go against your religious teachings as well?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.8587730]

/smg/, what is your opinion on Technical analysis vs Fundamental?

Or do you think it is all shit and the market is simply the biggest meme in existence?

[Anonymous No.8587736]

>>8587702
I just shorted AMD, big5 convinced me. I'm preparing my asshole for a large entry with maximum damage.

[Anonymous No.8587754]

>>8587148
>>8587181
>>8587193
>>8587335
I'm not dead, I'm having a double shift for lunch :(

Also I finally got options!

[Anonymous No.8587761]

To all the tripfags here:

What do you think about HODLing an ETF on the ACWI for 30 years?

[Anonymous No.8587768]

>>8587702
>Mr. Bognadof
>Yeeees
>They FOMOd
>Dump eeeet
>Yes, right away sir

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8587771]

>>8587730
technical analysis is great but I think you have to keep it simple for penny stocks (50 MA, 200 MA, 13 EMA)

I do 0 fundamental analysis because Im day trading shitty stocks

[Anonymous No.8587776]

Fucking shitty bears have been fucking the market since January. When's the bull coming back? You fucking lazy ass cow, get off your ass and SAVEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8587792]

>>8587776
Winter is comming.

[Anonymous No.8587801]

>>8587768

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8587802]

AYTU ripping

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8587805]

>>8587736
>I just shorted AMD, big5 convinced me
i didn't convince you to do shit, but yeah.. AMD wants lower imo

>>8587754
good to know you're ok, we were about to call the hospitals and set up a search and rescue party

[Anonymous No.8587806]

Holy shit, since when was Tesla kill? Can't really say I'm surprised.

[Anonymous No.8587809]

>>8587776

you clearly don't know what you're doing.

get a job.

[Anonymous No.8587815]

>>8587730
I do buy the indexes and hodl analysis

[Anonymous No.8587818]

>>8587768
I hate you fucking Bogs!!!!!

[Anonymous No.8587829]

>>8587805
I only needed a tiny nudge, i'm a glutton for punishment though.

[Anonymous No.8587852]

>>8587809
But my job is pleasuring your mother while you go play Pokemon cards with the other autists at daycare.

[Anonymous No.8587872]

>>8587776
>youre all caught up
For sure

[Anonymous No.8587911]

I'm really getting sick of this shit. Just kill the market already. Anyway, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.8587912]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.8587949]

Somebody give me a reason not to liquidate all my positions and all in the VIX.

[Anonymous No.8587965]

>>8587911
Things don't seem that bad today honestly.

[Anonymous No.8587973]

>>8587911
>>8587912

what did the orange neanderthal do now

[Anonymous No.8587985]

WHEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.8587994]

>>8587579
>>8587702
>>8587736
AMD usually bottoms at 9. Its a bad short. Buy top and short bottom.
High risk low reward.

[Anonymous No.8588007]

>>8587994
Couldn't get my order filled anyway, people are really confident this stock is going to keep plummeting.

[Anonymous No.8588028]

NANI? HE DROPS FAST

[Anonymous No.8588032]

>>8587973
"trade wars are easy to win"
actually, no one wins a trade war. everyone loses.

[Anonymous No.8588046]

>>8588007
Even if it tanked to 8 you would need to have 10,000 on it to make a decent profit.
High risk low reward.

[Anonymous No.8588047]

>>8587949

It starts with a T

[Anonymous No.8588065]

dow flirting with red, get ready boys

[Anonymous No.8588093]

>Silly mortals
>Did you think you could escape me?
>Did you think it was different this time?

[Anonymous No.8588126]

anybody here making moves on 1broker, leveraged trading forex or a list of about 30 stocks and indexes? got some BTC there

[Anonymous No.8588142]

>>8588065

WERE GOIN DOWN

[Anonymous No.8588143]

>>8588093
we are at panic

http://money.cnn.com/data/fear-and-greed/

[Anonymous No.8588155]

>>8588126
Yeah, I use 1Broker sometimes. Bretty gud.

[Anonymous No.8588167]

If we're going down, whats the best boomer stock to short?

[Anonymous No.8588170]

Volume is starting to ramp up; hodl me

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8588185]

>>8588093
but Kramer said the bull is back in town

[Anonymous No.8588197]

>>8588167
FB

[Anonymous No.8588206]

>>8588126
I use 1broker so I can use my bitcoin

I lost like 200k of other peoples money on there though so Im shunned

[Anonymous No.8588208]

>>8588155
love hwo easy it is to leverage on there, just wish the market wasnt so choppy right now so i could actually make some profitable moves. leaving a bunch of BTC sitting on there doing nothing for me due to this volatility

[Anonymous No.8588244]

just end our suffering already

[Anonymous No.8588263]

> FACESHIT
> NVIDIASHIT
> TESLASHIT
> AMDSHIT

THE GREAT TECH CRASH OF 2018 IS FINALLY HERE NIGGERS RUN

[Anonymous No.8588273]

unironically just bought TQQQ 149

[Anonymous No.8588281]

> BZUNSHIT
> TWITTERSHIT
> OLEDSHIT
> MUSHIT

[Anonymous No.8588289]

>>8588093
N O T G O O D

[Anonymous No.8588308]

>>8588273
Thanks for buying my bags :^)

[really nice guy No.8588309]

is this the year of the bear?

[Anonymous No.8588312]

hey, I'm green on Ford

[Anonymous No.8588314]

OLED was really the canary in the coal mine, FUCK. Look at their chart; this is our future.

[Anonymous No.8588317]

>>8588281
You forget the worst offender of them all. (((((((Leveraged ETFs)))))))

[Anonymous No.8588325]

Well loan is payed. No qt though just a fat Mexican. Now back to work.

[Anonymous No.8588338]

>>8588308
its fine, someone will buy mine for more

[Anonymous No.8588340]

> tfw you own zero tech stocks
the only tech shit I own is Alibaba

[Anonymous No.8588357]

can someone buy my 3/29 11$ amd calls I dont want these bags anymore

[Anonymous No.8588368]

BASED PEP
seriously Pep is the most based stock ever

[Anonymous No.8588380]

When do i buy Facebook?

[Anonymous No.8588387]

good time for spxs I think

[Anonymous No.8588393]

>>8588314
Hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.8588401]

>>8588380
never

[Anonymous No.8588442]

>>8588393
DELETE THIS FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.8588480]

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD

I'M ON MOBILE AND IT'S A GIANT PAIN

[Anonymous No.8588487]

NEW THREAD >>8588478

NEW THREAD >>8588478

NEW THREAD >>8588478

[Anonymous No.8588488]

I'm liquidating all my tech shit tomorrow and going for shorts desu

The only thing I'm gonna keep investing on is aerospace & defense. NOC, GD, and LMT seem to be doing well despite the bullshittery of the last couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.8588489]

new thread when?

[Anonymous No.8588494]

>>8588143
Dude if this graph is true the average trader is a bipolar psychopath, alternating between the highest joy and the deepest despair.

[Anonymous No.8588524]

>>8588494
we're a fickle bunch