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8578124 No.8578124 [Reply] [Original]

>the price of alts inflate and we all get rich
>old grandpa bitcoin finally shits the bed and dies
>have 50 million USD worth of LINK on Binancd
>time to cash out
>can only trade it for now worthless Bitcoin that no one is buying
>can only transfer 1.5 bitcoins for .02 cents each (if someone even buys them) a day to coinbase
>if you want to transfer more you have to send Binance an original copy of your birth certificate, a DNA sample and the deed to your house
>when it’s all said and done, 4 months later, you have all your bitcoin on coinbase but it’s completely worthless and some chinks in Italy stole your identity

>> No.8578286

It’s kind of cute when they finally realize it’s all a scam