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How did the Sumerians do it?

>> No.8551969

The first thing gilgamesh did was build a wall

>> No.8551980
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8551980

>The original bagholders
wew no wonder why they went extint

>> No.8551996

>>8551980
why do you think they had wings?
Because they went to the moon with those bags

>> No.8552038

>>8551905
the anunaki scared the living shit out of them to mine our planets gold.. You wait until they come to collect and see the absolute state of our under achievements

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>>8551905
Here are your answers

>> No.8552075

>>8552038
>go from planet to planet, solar system to solar system
>create sentient life or scare sentient life into mining gold for you
>i'll be back in just a few thousand years, so have it ready for me
>return and in a blaze of anger kill everyone who doesnt own 1oz of physical gold

wew, i hope you guys are stacking

>> No.8552090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPVHHwzR5gk

>> No.8552145

>>8552075
5oz goldlet reporting in.
come at me space cunts

>> No.8552179

They fucked,drank beer,snored “gold” and when they had enough,they flooded the whole place so the space police can suck their cock. We wuz kings indeed.

>> No.8552214

Extra terrestrial intervention and guidance. Look at all the stone carvings in the British museum. They were protected by flying chariots.

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>>8551905
isn’t it obvious?

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>>8552214
(((protected)))
the banks are protecting our money too i suppose?
those cylinders are made from clay anon.
do you know where to find clay?!

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>>8551996
zozl

>> No.8552417

>>8551905
This isn't Sumerian you stupid motherfucker. It's from the Behistun inscription, from the Achaemenid period in the mid 1st millennium BC.

>> No.8552421

>>8552075
Scientologist detected

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>>8552417
get to mining. slavefag