/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8540591]

What cologne do /biz/ness men wear?

[Anonymous No.8540621]

>>8540591
Lmao gay
Axe works just fine

[Anonymous No.8540633]

[Anonymous No.8540635]

>>8540591

This is actually what I wear. I might try some Penthaligon next though, got some testers in their Edinburgh store and they were great

[Anonymous No.8540691]

>>8540591
That's actually pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.8540704]

>>8540591
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.8540706]

>>8540591
I use this one aswell
Good tastes OP

[Anonymous No.8540724]

i wear the cheapest perfume-free roll on deo

perfume makes my skin itch and makes me sneeze

why would you even wear those colognes, girls dont give a flying fuck if you smell nice if you dont live up to their standards, and i doubt they make you trade any better lmao

[Anonymous No.8540741]

For spring and summer,
Bvlgari aqva amara, Cartier pasha noir, aqua di gio profumo

[Anonymous No.8540746]

>>8540591
>What cologne do /biz/ness men wear?
Real man dont use this shit. This is for cucks faggots soyboys traps and the rest. KYS

[Anonymous No.8540749]

>>8540691
My nigger I was about to post this. No other cologne needed other than this bad Larry, unless you have pic related but it's impossible to get unless you go overseas

[Anonymous No.8540754]

gfy

[Anonymous No.8540765]

>>8540591
Checked

[Anonymous No.8540769]

unironically this
>>8540746
You say the same thing about showers. That's why you'll never get laid.

[Anonymous No.8540777]

>>8540749
Does that shit really work heard about it years ago

[Anonymous No.8540787]

>>8540591
either polo red or pic related

[Anonymous No.8540791]

>>8540591
$5 imitation Aqua di Gio that nobody knows isn't the real stuff

>spending $100 to make yourself smell good
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.8540792]

This

[Anonymous No.8540798]

>>8540754
>French cologne

[Anonymous No.8540800]

>>8540777
smells like pure gasoline

[Anonymous No.8540806]

>>8540621
Non middle schoolers only

[Anonymous No.8540814]

>>8540787
polo red is ass
ysl shit in general is dope tho

[Anonymous No.8540816]

This is what I wear. Gets the ladies attention everytime

[Anonymous No.8540821]

>>8540591
>skincare
That's pretty gay

[Anonymous No.8540838]

>>8540591
I use sauvage too and bvlgari man aftershave balm which smells divine
Get compliments often

[Anonymous No.8540857]

>>8540777
It has a 100% reliability rate for 60% of all sexually-motivated ventures.

[Anonymous No.8540860]

>>8540787
also have something i saved a while back

[Anonymous No.8540859]

>80 dollar cologne

[Anonymous No.8540878]

>>8540591
You know it's pronounced same as sewage, right?

[Anonymous No.8540885]

[Anonymous No.8540895]

>>8540791
soyboys tends to spend alot on colognes because they think it makes them more attractive

if only they knew

[Anonymous No.8540938]

>>8540787
mein neger

[Anonymous No.8540941]

>>8540791
Aqua di Gio is actually a killer scent. It makes girls go ahegao all over you if you're attractive at all

[Anonymous No.8540944]

>>8540816
This is way too strong.

[Anonymous No.8540967]

>>8540591

[Anonymous No.8540969]

>>8540938
La Nuit de L'homme really works. I wish it lasted longer and projected a bit more though.

[Anonymous No.8540971]

Don't know what it is about this one, but it's the best fucking scent i've ever smelled.

Thanks for reminding me I need to buy a new one.

[Anonymous No.8541025]

I used to wear cologne occasionally when it was justified in my life.

Now I'm going to be working in a trade career so it would be gay. Too bad, smelling good feels good man

[Anonymous No.8541034]

creed aventus. thank me later

[Anonymous No.8541064]

I don't know what it's called but once on vacation in India I bought this purple perfume in some backwater shop and it smells like death but in a good way.

[Anonymous No.8541112]

>>8541064
k

[Anonymous No.8541146]

>>8541064
Eau de Mort?

[Anonymous No.8541206]

Only pajeets and granpas use that shit

How fucking brainwashed are you?

[Anonymous No.8541230]

plebs get out
>>8540691
>>8540591
>>8540633

[Anonymous No.8541366]

>>8540944
Ayyyyy another anon thats tried it

[Anonymous No.8541409]

When I fap, I smear it on me since the natural pheromones attracts women of child rearing age. Especially 30-35 year olds, they go wild for it. I'm still waiting to be jumped, but when they do, I'll document my story here.

[Anonymous No.8541464]

If you want to get laid, you wear this.

[Anonymous No.8541527]

>>8541464
yes sir, buy very sexy platinum, for him sir

many sex with women

[Anonymous No.8541558]

>>8540816
>>8540944
Like he said, sickly sweet smelling and way too strong of a fragrance

[Anonymous No.8541572]

Every girl who's smelled this has loved it

It's a great clubbing/going out fragrance

[Anonymous No.8541579]

>>8540591
Tiger pheromones, everyone gets the fuck out my way in the gym

[Anonymous No.8541602]

>>8540591
>Dior Sauvage

Are you the guy that said he sprays with it 5 times
2 front 2 back 1 behind ears or some shit like that ?

[Anonymous No.8541619]

>>8541602
I remember that fucking autist lmao

[Anonymous No.8541626]

>>8541602
No. I believe fragrances should be more subtle. 2 sprays at most total.

[Anonymous No.8541630]

>>8541230
2 hours in photoshop

[Anonymous No.8541639]

How often do you anons apply cologne? Daily? Only when going out?

[Anonymous No.8541657]

>>8541619
Best fucking laugh of my life

I told that guy to buy the better version so he doesn't have to spray as much

[Anonymous No.8541664]

>>8541230
>wears the tame impala of cologne
>calls others plebs

[Anonymous No.8541678]

>>8540591
Don't wear cologne or deodorant. Use unscented soap. Women are attracted to your natural scent more than any cologne if you keep a good diet.

[Anonymous No.8541691]

>>8540591
>>8540633
>>8540691
>>8540754
>>8540765
>>8541230
>>8541572
pleb choice

>>8540971
>>8540816
>>8540792
good choice

[Anonymous No.8541702]

>>8541626
Thing is that Sauvage is amazing but weak as fuck and I told him that he should buy the new eau de parfum version.
I had both and just like him I had to spray 3 times for it to be felt.

[Anonymous No.8541713]

>>8541626
I usually spray it into the air around my front door first thing in the morning, make breakfast, get dressed, grab. coffee and then let the scent waft onto me as I exit the house

[Anonymous No.8541729]

Obsession Calvin Klein. To lazy to post pic

[Anonymous No.8541781]

Zis

[Anonymous No.8541794]

[Anonymous No.8541819]

>>8540591

[Anonymous No.8541829]

[Anonymous No.8541844]

How can I afford perfume when crypto bankrupted me?

[Anonymous No.8541854]

>>8541844
you go into the mall and try one you want for the day

[Anonymous No.8541870]

>>8541829
try the le beau

[Anonymous No.8541888]

>>8540591

[Anonymous No.8541912]

>>8540591
Any answer to the above question that is not made by Creed, with the exception of certain Tom Ford fragrances, is commoner bullshit.

[Anonymous No.8541920]

>>8541870
ok thx bra

[Anonymous No.8541936]

>>8541888
citrusy, perfect scent for spring and summer. So subdued. Women HAVE to get close when they smell this >:) unironically this colgne has singlehandedly gotten me laid at least twice

[Anonymous No.8541949]

>>8541691
eros is a meme frag. sweet ambroxan promoted by fragtubers

D&G is barely any better though. another sweet fruity fragrance in a sea of sweet fruit fragrances like aventus, one million, spice bomb, le male, etc

>>8541912
honestly aventus and GIT are so popular they are barely above pleb. very entry level

[Anonymous No.8541981]

smells like ubermensch

[Anonymous No.8542017]

I got this for Christmas in 10th grade.

[Anonymous No.8542047]

use only if you want the hottest bitches

[Anonymous No.8542064]

>>8540591
Je Suis un Homme
Anubis Papillon
Masque Milano Russian Tea
Masque Milano Tango

[Anonymous No.8542204]

cologne is for gays

[Anonymous No.8542277]

Legit, I just crush up a handful of pine needles from my yard and rub it in my armpits. It sounds crazy, but believe me, people love the smell of "the forest" and roasties will subconsciously associate you with masculine outdoorsy shit.

>inb4 some soyboy tries to explain why paying ridiculous prices for diluted deer anal gland secretions and spraying it on themselves is superior

seriously, google the word "musk," this is not a fucking joke, cologne is made with or made to smell like the secretions from a gland sac near a deer's anus. WTF is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.8542318]

>>8542277
Dude deodorant works by killing bacteria that lives on the skin. Pine needles don't do that. You probably smell like shit.

[Anonymous No.8542360]

>>8541949
Agreed. GIT and Aventus have really caught on somewhat lately. They’re still a step above the shit 98% of guys are buying at some shithole kiosk in the mall or Sephora or wherever, but aren’t exactly exclusive. Once LINK hits the 1k mark I’m gonna bathe regularly in Clive Christian. Addictive Arts Chasing the Dragon is fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.8542381]

>>8542318
>Pine needles don't do that
Nor does cologne dumbkopf

[Anonymous No.8542407]

>>8542318
dude, that's not how deodorant works

bacteria actually decrease BO, by converting the odor causing molecules you secrete into less odorous molecules. It's only when you remove them often that you have to continue doing it

[Anonymous No.8542430]

>>8542407
>>8542318
which I do by the way, I shower every other day, just wanted to point out that you are dead wrong

[Anonymous No.8542435]

how has nobody posted this yet?

[Anonymous No.8542460]

>>8542435
because no one is over 50

[Anonymous No.8542483]

>>8542460
>>8542435

kek

I would wear that shit if I wanted to smell like a balding insurance broker

[Anonymous No.8542544]

>>8540591
I wear ones that work with my body chemistry. You can't just buy one and expect it to work. My "good" brands are either really fucking expensive ones, or cheap ones. I wear CK-BE, and women rave, asking what it is, and are surprised because CK is like Drakkar now, it's overused and has a bad rep. (Drakkar smells okay on me, CH BE gets big positive reactions.)
I need to make a trip to a store soon and try some of the newer ones, I'm bored with the ones I have. I *think* Sauvage was good for me, I don't remember.

I'm just laughing at the outrage and shit comments from teh neets and incels in this thread. You'll never know the experience of having a woman steal/borrow a shirt or jacket of yours, because it smells like you, so they can get off on your smell while you're not there, and your choice of the right cologne goes a long ways there. I don't use scented shampoo or soap, but a good cologne, applied correctly, can last all day and makes a good impression at work, in public, and is worth the investment.

But, if you want to be stinky, unwashed, probably fat, scurrying around the mall like a homeless person wearing unwashed, greasy video game t-shirts and jeans, hey, free country. I like to look good, smell good, and have people be generally happy to see me or encounter me, not go "Damn, that dude stinks!" behind my back - and yes, people are doing that, little NEETs.

PS - Axe body spray stinks. Don't kid yourself. It's a waste of money. Soap, water, and not being fat will make you smell better than that shit.

[Anonymous No.8542572]

[Anonymous No.8542595]

some shit that my girlfriend bought me
don't know the name because I'm not a faggot

[Anonymous No.8542617]

>>8542483
Drakkar is definitely overused, and it smalls bad on a lot of people. But some people, it works. I know someone who's 25 who found out Old Spice smells excellent on him, and nobody gives him shit for it. Drakkar isn't a "bad' smell, or and "old" smell, it's just cheap, so dummies douse themselves with it.

Find the ones that work for *you*. It could be Old Spice, or it could be the expensive ones at the perfume store they keep locked away. It's a process. Find a perfume shop that stocks men's cologne, and go try some. Work with a female counterperson. She'll be the best judge. A lot of the brands have sample you can request, too, to try their stuff for a day.

And don't listen to the unwashed masses here. Taking care of yourself is not "gay", and worth the cash if you work in a professional environment.

[Anonymous No.8542618]

>>8542595
probably bleach

[Anonymous No.8542627]

>>8542595
>Girlfriend buys you something she thinks makes you attractive
>Thinks it's gay

Pick one. It'll make us believe your larping.

[Anonymous No.8542636]

[Anonymous No.8542645]

>>8541639
I work a trade (pipefitter) , so I don't find it necessary to use daily... However I have a small selection for when I socialise, depending on the occasion.

[Anonymous No.8542652]

[Anonymous No.8542741]

>>8540591
Alfa musk.
Doesn't work if your a beta bitch though.

[Anonymous No.8543044]

>all these soyboys who use fragrances to mask their bodies' natural musk

[Anonymous No.8543074]

>>8542572
this hide the smell of my linky

[Anonymous No.8543326]

>>8543044
>Smelly NEET who thinks you use more than a small drop of cologne, who obviously needs to have his stank covered up.
>If smelly NEET had a clue, would know the right cologne enhances your natural smell, not cover it up. And doesn't know that women like that.
>Smelly NEETs are funny because of how clueless they are.

[Anonymous No.8543471]

>>8542435
because you smell like an old faggot

[Anonymous No.8543662]

>>8540816
I gave this away. Too strong, spicy especially for Miami weather.

[Anonymous No.8543674]

>>8541572
You'll smell like her ex boyfriend. I like it but its overt popularity kills its uniqueness factor.

[Anonymous No.8543693]

>>8542572
>If you want to smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.

[Anonymous No.8543729]

>>8542652
My ex used to wear the women's version it was fucking fantastic. How's the man version? had no idea it existed.

[Anonymous No.8544095]

>>8543729
no idea. i just googled for cheap nasty colognes and it was one of the results lol

[Anonymous No.8544394]

>>8540591
Ladies go crazy when i wear this

[Anonymous No.8544459]

aqua di gio for cool weather
sean jean unforgiveable for warm weather

[Anonymous No.8544636]

Good cologne for everyday, sophisticated enough to use in the evening too

[Anonymous No.8544736]

Official /biz/ perfume.
Smells like a mansion.

[Anonymous No.8545099]

[Anonymous No.8545149]

>>8544636
Best fragrance ever.Unique and masculine smell not for the soy.

[Anonymous No.8545167]

[Anonymous No.8545480]

If you want to smell like a G

[Anonymous No.8545528]

>>8540591
Depends on the occasion, i like aqua di gio and hermes voyage a lot

[Anonymous No.8545548]

>>8545099
my mum used to buy me that all the time

[Anonymous No.8545843]

>>8540591

Brut. Been around since the 60's and smells fantastic. Only for true gentleman chads tho.

[Anonymous No.8546011]

Varvatos

/thread

[Anonymous No.8546035]

[Anonymous No.8546145]

I just buy a nice smelling cologne for $1 from Convenience stores. I just spray a lot.

Lot of girls and guys actually can't help but say that I do smell good.

[Anonymous No.8546166]

What about this one? I think its kinda good maybe even the best one i had

[Anonymous No.8546230]

>>8545149
and it smells like pine, was so hard to find it

[Anonymous No.8546316]

>>8545149
there is another fragrance that I really liked. Weirdly enough it was from Banana Republic. Had the notes of cured leather and pine tree, it was amazing. Fuckers discontinued it and went all unisex fragrances. Assholes

[Anonymous No.8546330]

i've used this for the last 10 years or so

[Anonymous No.8546344]

>>8540591
Very nice choice OP i got the same.

[Anonymous No.8546370]

>buying branded shits that is made for 30 cents for $100
>not being your own man
Only alphas will understand

[Anonymous No.8546372]

Crypto is dead. A cologne thread on biz. Kek

[Anonymous No.8546448]

[Anonymous No.8546470]

>>8540591
none. its a jewish money making scheme. once you stop you stink for a week or two after that your body starts working again and gets ride off the smell itself. same with shampoo

[Anonymous No.8546520]

>>8540591
Had that shit used it twice. Stinks like donkey schlong. Hugo boss is always a safe bet

[Anonymous No.8546537]

I dont ever use any because I dont stank from linky

I think I got a london playboy one sitting around somewhere

[Anonymous No.8546577]

you're all faggots

[Anonymous No.8546594]

>>8546470
Sounds like you just get used to your own BO after 2 weeks. I fucking hate people with poor hygiene. They smell like onions from the concentrated sweat

[Anonymous No.8546620]

I have a feeling that I have seen a thread like this b4

[Anonymous No.8546919]

>>8540971
Parfum or Toilette?
How long does it last? I'm about to order one.

[Anonymous No.8546928]

The Chad's cologne

[Anonymous No.8547007]

Reminder the thing you should do is not shower so that your body's natural pheromones and odor will attract women.

[Anonymous No.8547036]

Fuck off with this normie shiet.

[Anonymous No.8547043]

Mont Blanc Legend.
Paco Rabanna Invicuts.
The 2 best.

[Anonymous No.8547050]

post-ironically this.

[Anonymous No.8547052]

We really should have our own /sig/ variation on /biz/

[Anonymous No.8547115]

What is a good neutral deodorant to wear when you put on cologne. I don't want to use a strongly-scented deo because it might cross-contaminate or dilute the scent of my cologne.

[Anonymous No.8548136]

>>8540591
Eau de neet

[Anonymous No.8548698]

>>8540591
Bought this Barrister and Mann from the last thread.

[Anonymous No.8548736]

>>8548136
patrician taste

[Anonymous No.8548737]

>>8548698
And it's better than my existing collection of Creed (GIT and Aventus) Terre d'Hermés, some YSL, and others.

Super dark and complex. Smells like moss and earth. I've never smelled anything like it. I thought Creeds were complex, but this is on another level.

[Anonymous No.8549307]

>>8543326
NEVER respond to my posts again unless you have something valuable to add.

[Anonymous No.8549491]

[Anonymous No.8549605]

The rest of you are huge gaylords who smell like hot milk without cologne. If you're an actual male, you don't cover up your natural panty-dropping manly essence.

[Anonymous No.8549913]

>>8541527
top kek

[Anonymous No.8549944]

Jean Paul Gaultier

[Anonymous No.8550483]

Bump

[Anonymous No.8550504]

I use my own manly pheromones as cologne

[Anonymous No.8550515]

>>8549944
this smells of a cheap flaming faggot with a lolli addiction.

[Anonymous No.8550523]

>>8546011
this or artisan black

[Anonymous No.8550526]

Cartier Vetiver Bleu
Mugler Kryptomint
Mugler A*Men Pure Cabana

[Anonymous No.8550608]

>>8540591
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
>thread about cologne
>157 replies

[Anonymous No.8550613]

I cheat.
I use Pheromones, some actually work, some smell like piss.
The good ones make my wife extremely horny.

[Anonymous No.8550688]

Only low level businessmen wear fragrances. I'm a low level business man and I've gone through the niche fragrance phase and come out of it only wearing D&G "The One". But when my bottle runs out I won't replace it.

I also don't use deodorant. If you exercise regularly, wash properly and eat well, you don't need fragrances.

I'm sick of smelling peoples' aftershave even if it's good quality. I live in central London and can't walk anywhere without smelling a blend of expensive fragrances and it makes me feel sick. Even the shelf stackers in Sainsbury's are wearing top quality frags.

[Anonymous No.8550716]

>>8540591

[Anonymous No.8550751]

This for fall/winter and then Brit for spring/summer