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8538182 No.8538182 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you're wondering if bitcoin can break resistance while you're smashing

>> No.8538209

that position would suck

>> No.8538215 [DELETED] 

Trolling cucks pls go

>> No.8538224

Hnggg I remember last December having threesomes after drug fueled parties and checking my portfolio half way through. I was so rich and it felt so good. Now I'm poor again and the stress has broken my dick.

>> No.8538282

>>8538224
Well make it back quickly. Just gotta wait for btc bull confirmation and go all into an alt.

>> No.8538313
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>>8538209
>kissless dicklett detected


It’s a great position to bottom out or hit g spot.

It’s also great for prolonging intimacy since you can basically just stir your cock around inside her and drive her nuts without having to thrust a lot, and brining you close to shooting your bload

>> No.8538348

>>8538313

Who the fuck cares about the g spot, you're not the woman.

>> No.8538396

>>8538348
Something tells me you’ve never made a woman cum

>> No.8538416

>>8538313
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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>>8538416
The fuck did I just read?

>> No.8538465

>>8538396

Only betas care about that shit. Just bust your nut and move on. If you want a good orgasm masturbate. Feels much better.

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>>8538348
I like women to call me back for more sex, and to tell their friends how good my dick is, so they wonder if they can have a turn eventually.

If you just want to get off, just jack off. I like to make a woman get off and brag about my cock.

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>>8538465
This
Read up the sex god method

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>>8538465
Whatever you say psuedochad.

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>>8538530

>> No.8538932

haven't fucked in 9 months.
feels bad.

>> No.8539479

>>8538530
>>8538313
>>8538182
>mfw when my gf and I did this position first time because I was making her watch a video about the federal reserve so she was over the edge of the couch and I just went inside and everything you said was true
>mfw I wanna do it again, but can't

>> No.8539924

>>8538182
>she falls
>you fall too
>dick is bent

>> No.8540398

>>8538416
how can comedy get better than this?