They are waking up soon, set your stop losses /biz/

[Anonymous No.8531510]

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8531537]

[Anonymous No.8531572]

ARRRRRGGHHHHHH

amerifats will dump BTC to buy guns cuz Trump is banning them SAVE US SMINEM

[Anonymous No.8531599]

>>8531510
>be mutt
>reach for the phone in the pocket to check blockfolio
>get shot by police claiming self defense
>ambulance arrives in 2 hours
>bill: $10,000,000
>on the way back, see -1% on blockfolio
>panic sell everything and buy McDonald's
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8531830]

1 more hour untill their routine dump, eurochads

[Anonymous No.8532058]

why are you talking in english

[Anonymous No.8532169]

>>8532058
Because the us is the only country in the world that speaks english? Dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.8532175]

>>8531510

[Anonymous No.8532181]

Just a few moments before the mutts start selling it all

[Anonymous No.8532202]

>>8532175
>tfw all western eurochad countries are whiter than mutts by a large margin

[Anonymous No.8532215]

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

[Anonymous No.8532266]

>>8532215
Holy shit my sides

[Anonymous No.8532467]

You eurofags lack dental hygiene and testosterone. Pray to your Americhad lords

[Anonymous No.8532482]

>>8532467
>Posted from my mobility scooter

[Anonymous No.8532497]

>>8532482
Go brush your teeth

[Anonymous No.8532500]

>mutt
>56 KG
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.8532525]

>>8532467
>>8532497
Holy shit, i thought that mutts unable to read maps was a meme, ucucks arent even european.. you mutts are a special kind of retarded aren’t you

[Anonymous No.8532551]

>>8531510
>5KG
WHOT KIND OF COWMMIE TAWK IZH THAT BOI

[Anonymous No.8532561]

>>8532525
Go back to school. you have those in your shithole country right?

[Anonymous No.8532668]

>>8532561
My country:
>80% white
>Higher standards of living than mutts
>1.25% cryptotax
>Bitterballen
>less kikes

[Anonymous No.8532671]

>>8532467
Obese men have lesser testo levels than normal men

[Anonymous No.8532698]

>>8532561
>>8532668
Also:
>better education
>better healthcare
>higher quality of life

Wew

[Anonymous No.8532701]

>>8532671
Since when do eurofags even classify as male?>>8532668
Have fun with the ragheads, we'll keep the Mexicans. Also you can suck on my bitterballens kty

[Anonymous No.8532736]

>>8532701
Haven’t had a single act of terror except one jolly ol’ stabbing like 10 years ago.
Keep trying fatso.

[Anonymous No.8532757]

Americans..

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8532763]

>>8532736
Keep trying eurofag big daddy USA runs this shit

[Anonymous No.8532818]

American cucks kek.

[Anonymous No.8532838]

>>8532701
>>8532561
>>8532497
>>8532467
Goddamn this mutt got told, USA is getting more and more irrelevant by the day.

[Anonymous No.8532943]

>>8532838
Wow we give u eurofags more credit than u deserve. You really are retarded

[Anonymous No.8532953]

wheres the peterson mutt pasta

[Anonymous No.8533241]

> gently folds book
And that, kids, is how ww3 started.

[Anonymous No.8533472]

>>8532943
fuck off fatty

[Anonymous No.8533502]

im a slav living in america and most of this stuff is accurate. 90 percent of people here are absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8533532]

>>8533502
Please feel free to leave at any time. You seem to have the strange notion that we care about the world's opinion.

[Anonymous No.8533540]

>>8533532
You

[Anonymous No.8533553]

>>8533532
lol no I actually like it here
plus i make lots of money with my business because americans lack the skills to do basic home repairs

[Anonymous No.8533594]

>>8531510
>reported

[Anonymous No.8533596]

>>8532698
Also:
>more taxes
>lower wages
>more expensive goods
>more socialism
>no gun rights
>arrested for mean tweets
>less Jesus
>more mudslimes
All eurotrash is good for is wearing faggy designer sunglasses and dancing to shitty techno music with other men

[Anonymous No.8533618]

>>8532215
Maximum kek. Although the ovens at Auschwitz were never used, they were built specially after the war, so they technically cannot be RE-started as they have never been started, ever.

[Anonymous No.8533626]

>>8532671
but amerimutts feed their cows buckets of steroids with a sprinkle of grass on top, so it evens out
cancer isn't a problem either because they die before that from a shooting

[Anonymous No.8533630]

>>8533596
lol

[Anonymous No.8533641]

>>8533596
>less Jesus
>a bad thing

[Anonymous No.8533646]

>>8532668
>80% white
which means 60% in 10 years, 40% in 20...

[Anonymous No.8533651]

>>8533618
Technically speaking, the holocaust didn't even happen so

[Anonymous No.8533680]

>>8533596
Half of your points are wrong for almost any rich EU country. The other half are positive while you listed them like if they were negative.
Less Jesus? No gun rights? Are you sure those are bad things? sigh... fucking burgers man thanks god they have left around 5 years tops of being a superpower

[Anonymous No.8533691]

>>8533596

>more taxes
I'm fine with paying more taxes so I don't get into the crippling depth USA has
>lower wages
Not true
>more expensive goods
Nope
>more socialism
Kek, try again, you PC mutts
>no gun rights
Yeah I'd rather not have all the niggers in my country armed to the teeth, we are fine like this.
>arrested for mean tweets
Not the UK
>less Jesus
lol
>more mudslimes
I'd rather have more mudslimes than a shithole like your being ran by kikes

[Anonymous No.8533706]

>>8533641
>foundation of western civilization
>a bad thing
Kys with your katana you degenerate atheist

[Anonymous No.8533719]

>>8532058

[Anonymous No.8533721]

>>8533691
where are you from?

[Anonymous No.8533729]

>>8531599
This is actually true though. I had a medical emergency, and had to lay 6k usd just for the ambulance AFTER insurance

[Anonymous No.8533737]

>>8533721
The Netherlands.

[Anonymous No.8533758]

Proud mutt here, ever heard of hybrid vigor? Stay weak, eurotrash.

[Anonymous No.8533775]

>>8533680
Only Switzerland has higher wages and somewhat lower taxes than the US if you don’t count mandatory healthcare contributions (Krankenkasse). But Switzerland also has way higher cost of living. Look up the statistics faggot.
>no gun rights
Fucking nanny state mentality. You’re cucked beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.8533938]

>>8533775
>Be american
>have 100's of guns
>gets rekt by teenage school shooters
>Be american soldier
>get rekt by rice farmers
I'm sorry, going back to my nanny state now

[Anonymous No.8533985]

>>8533938
What country are you from? Let’s see how we compare.

[Anonymous No.8533999]

>>8533985
Zimbabwe

[Anonymous No.8534011]

Every single dane I have ever met is the same drug abusing, welfare consuming tapwater goblin.

Show me a dane that doesnt have a drug habit and isnt on the government dole, and I will show you a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.8534012]

>>8531510
>5KG bag of cookies
Fuck you commie. We only use the metric system when it comes to soda and that's it.

[Anonymous No.8534042]

>>8532698
>better ingredients
>better pizza
>papa johns

[Anonymous No.8534081]

>>8533999
>cop out
>trying to be funny
Now get off the internet we’ve invented and turn off the computer we’ve also invented

[Anonymous No.8534097]

>>8534011
Every single mutt I have ever met is the same carb abusing, food stamps consuming soda goblin.

Show me a mutt that doesn't have a lifestyle that isn't subsidized by the crippling national depth, and I will show you an* unicorn

[Anonymous No.8534146]

>>8534081
>we
We is a very common word when you get into arguments, isn't it? Tell me, how much your trash, redneck family has actually contributed to the society.

[Anonymous No.8534167]

>>8534097
Yep I knew I hit the nail on the head. How many euros do you get per month, and what is your drug of choice?

[Anonymous No.8534193]

>>8534167
I mean I could tell you but then you'll probably larp about how much more you make. Luckily for me at the end of the month I get the keep my euro's while you have to pay off your crippling depth you owe the shecklestein who can legally rob you in your shithole.

[Anonymous No.8534199]

>>8532467

[Anonymous No.8534278]

>>8534146
Dad is an engineer at a major aerospace company and mom is a high school teacher. Brother is doing his residency and I’m still at university doing fine with crypto.

[Anonymous No.8534357]

>>8534193

Ok. So how many euros do you collect in welfare per month, and what is your drug of choice?

My guess: 600 euro, and marijuana+opioids

[Anonymous No.8534370]

>>8533641

[Anonymous No.8534435]

Do eurofags that visit the US ever go outside of NYC or LA? No because they're pussies that live in their own little world.

[Anonymous No.8534541]

Americhad here. Living in suburban Southern California


Just spent a month in yurop:

Italy is Fucking pathetic,it’s a fucking giant trash dump, no one wears deodorant. Men drive vespas. LOL

Cote d azure is nice.


Barcelona is filled with niggers trying to sell you trinkets and give “good deals bro”. Clean city tho. Tapas are pathetic lmao, tapas = something on top of bread.

No complaints about Germany

Amsterdam is cool. Bunch of virgins that don’t drive cars tho.

Paris. just stay away. Niggers everywhere, disgusting city that smells like piss. Beggars everywhere too. Niggers and gypsies no thanks.


Ireland, everyone is ugly. Nice country though, still looks impoverished since UKChad starved them.

[Anonymous No.8534644]

>>8534541
Wow your so progressive, you backpacked around Europe?

That is such a good idea , I wonder if anyone else has thought of that.

You must be so cultered now, I hope it is all you talk about when you are with your friends. I bet they love it when you tell them "you know in x they do y". Must get all the Stacey's super wet too.

I hope I can be just like you anon, you have truly seen the whole world after visiting a couple Western mostly white Western countries with your parents money.

[Anonymous No.8534684]

>>8534644

aI9BC8Gu BTFO

[Anonymous No.8534695]

>>8534146
>I'm going to collectively generalize your entire country
>LOL YOU CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S SUCCESSES FAG
nice

[Anonymous No.8534734]

>>8534684
Did this nigger really just type out the id instead of quoting the fucking post? What the fuck is wrong with yuropoors?

[Anonymous No.8534742]

>>8534435
do eurofags that visit europe ever do anything besides flying from capital to capital just to do the exact same thing on repeat?
>>lets get hotel
>>eat
>>get wasted
europe is really awesome, maaaeeeen, like, we met two really cool canadians and a couple of australians in that hostel in budapest, most chillaxxed people youll ever meet, braaa

[Anonymous No.8534772]

>>8534541
>tapas = something on top of bread
those are pintxos retard

but yes both tapas and pintxos are retarded (lived in barcelona for years / visited basque country occasionally)

[Anonymous No.8534781]

>>8534742
Exactly why do I have to constantly be doing shit when I'm on vacation? Can't I just stay in one city and fuck bar skanks?

[Anonymous No.8534955]

>>8534781
If that is the true goal then just hit up Thailand or the phillipines for some jungle gook pussy.

Fish sauce, yum.

[Anonymous No.8535488]

>>8534772

[Anonymous No.8535766]

If I went to Europe today it would only be to laugh at the Europeans and say " I told you so " for how badly they've fucked themselves.

[Anonymous No.8536499]

It's only been going up since they woke up. OP is a lying faggot

[Anonymous No.8536548]

>>8531510

[Anonymous No.8536624]

>>8534097
1. What the fuck is "national depth"?
2. The Netherlands is not a country or a people. It's not a real thing. You don't exist. You are all just proto-muslims now. Without guns. I hope enough White people can be convinced to start Crusades 2.0 and save your dying culture, but you and I both know it would be Americans leading the way.
3. Most shootings in America are committed by non-Whites. The highly publicized shootings you see in the the news are psyops; either they are faked completely (Sandy Hook) or committed by someone in the government and the accused "shooter" is a patsy (the "Batman" Movie shooting, the Las Vegas shooting, for ex.).
4. Drugs are bad.

[Anonymous No.8536766]

obligatory

[Anonymous No.8536803]

>>8532215
will amerifats ever recover?

[Anonymous No.8536829]

>>8533502
>Slav
>Human
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.8536961]

>>8532215
>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

Fugging loled
With the MUTTs ever recover?