the average /biz/ poster

[Anonymous No.8521567]

>25
>lives at home
>unemployed
>virgin
>5'5" 250 lbs
>bald
>less than $1000 net worth
>no car
>has shitcoins but no real assets

[Anonymous No.8521574]

lol not even close retarded faggot

I'm 26.

[Anonymous No.8521591]

>>8521574
but i bet the rest is right

[Anonymous No.8521597]

>>8521567
Cool thread.

[Anonymous No.8521603]

True, except

>22
>wage cuck
>lost my virginity to a chubby
>6' 165 ottermode
>lots of hair
>$5k net worth
>brand new civic
>Im bagholding some stocks and I have $800 of silver

[Anonymous No.8521613]

no to all lmao

[Anonymous No.8521630]

>>8521591
jesus christ you're thick

[Anonymous No.8521641]

>>8521567
Fuck you my networth is $250k and I have a car. Rest is correct though.

[Anonymous No.8521642]

>>8521567
>lives at home
where the fuck else, nigger

[Anonymous No.8521643]

Jokes one you. I'm taller, skinnier and on fin.

[Anonymous No.8521648]

>>8521630
this is the typical /biz/ poster not me

[Anonymous No.8521658]

>>8521567
Problem?

[Anonymous No.8521661]

>>8521642
your own place you NEET

[Anonymous No.8521665]

this is now a datamining thread

>19
>at uni
>unemployed but I write software and make a solid 4-5k-ish monthly, and plan to keep it that way, scale, and expand my sources of revenue
>6'4
>215 lbs
>I was pushing 330 last year, I've come a LONG WAY but there's still work to do
>too much fucking hair but I hate spending money and I only get my hair cut when I come home from college because I get a discount at a barber near my house for the job I used to work in
>I finally saved 20k
>just sold my car, plan on buying a new one at the end of the semester
>I do have shitcoins, but also at the beginning of summer I plan on buying a rental property

[Anonymous No.8521666]

>20
>student + part time wage cuck
>lost my virginity at 18, fucked like 10 chicks and gotten blowjobs from way more (been sexually active since 14 yrs old)
>5'7" 150
>nice hair
>50k net worth
>live in city so dont need a car
>fuck assets crypto is the future
>

[Anonymous No.8521681]

>>8521567
>25
Yes
>lives at home
Yes
>unemployed
Yes
>virgin
Divorced
>5'5" 250 lbs
No, I'm really "normal"
>bald
No
>less than $1000 net worth
No
>no car
True
>has shitcoins but no real assets
Not true

[Anonymous No.8521684]

>6’2”
>full beard, muscled definition
>full head of hair
>own apartment, own car
>fucked thirteen girls last year after breakup in January, dating new qt now
>subpar job, 10k in debt, $100 in LINK after losing $300 margin trading

I would trade a few things for money

[Anonymous No.8521686]

>>8521661
>I spend a huge chunk of my income on housing so other people should too! It's not fair!

[Anonymous No.8521691]

>>8521665
>19 yr old w 60k/year salary
surreee

[Anonymous No.8521717]

Finally not average...

[Anonymous No.8521720]

>>8521684
soyboy larper detected

chads dont count their slays

[Anonymous No.8521756]

>32 yo
>own apart
>in the navy
>married with a child
>not a single sign of baldness
>about 2k €/month
>car
>JNT and TOMO hodler

[Anonymous No.8521761]

>>8521691
>salary
of fucking course not. It's three different SaaS products, a social media management agency, and ecommerce(profit, not revenue).

I genuinely don't want to work for someone else ever again. I'll stay in control of my income, thanks

[Anonymous No.8521764]

>22
>live at home
>unemployed
>not virgin, only fucked 3 girls though (lots of times at least)
>1.80m 65kg (People over 80IQ use metric system)
>balding
>30k in crypto
>scirocco 1.4tsi
>have 6 houses and parents own a pharmacy

[Anonymous No.8521781]

>>8521567
>25
>own home with wife
>unemployed
>sex almost every day
>5'5" 130 lbs
>great hair
>300k net worth
>drive a humble 06 legacy
>have shitcoins and want more

[Anonymous No.8521789]

>>8521567
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>5'12 300
>a little
>$2500
>yes
>literally nothing

[Anonymous No.8521794]

>>8521567
me
>22
>at uni but parents pay for rent so still a loser there
>Wagecuck in restaurant
>virgin
>6'3 185 lbs
>receding hairline but not bad yet
>$2000 in savings
>car
>has shitcoins but no real assets
close but not exact op

[Anonymous No.8521826]

>34
>Own home in SF
>wagecuck
>married - no kids
>6’ 180
>full head of hair (for now)
>$2k in crypto $50k stocks
> new Range Rover sport
> wtf am I doing here? Oh that’s right, memes!

[Anonymous No.8521860]

>>8521567
>24
>5'11
>70k$
You're right about everything else though

[Anonymous No.8521868]

>>8521648
Holy fuck you're a brainlet

[Anonymous No.8521891]

>>8521661
his place would be his home you fucking tard

[Anonymous No.8521905]

>>8521567
>25
>living on my own for 10 years now
>employed + studying
>lost virginity at 17 or 18 dont remember exactly
>183cm 80kg visible abs
>not yet
>~10k euro cash, 20k $ crypto, 4k euro gold and silver
>no car, have drivers license tho
>2/3 monero, 1/3 zrx, various coins on my arbing account (changes constantly)

[Anonymous No.8521924]

>>8521567

>23
>Engineer making 100k
>Not a virgin
>5'10
>Lots of hair
>Almost 20k in crypto
>2013 car
>100% in LINK
>Black

Get @ me broke white cracker trash

[Anonymous No.8521944]

>>8521567
not at all accurate

>23
>own a home
>self employed making 110k/year
>virgin
>5'10" 180lbs
>long hair, no signs of balding
>500k net worth
>30k car paid in full
>own land, house, car, and shitcoins

[Anonymous No.8521980]

>25
>in-law apartment at my dad's
>car salesman
>not a virgin
>5'9 160lbs
>Great hair
>$16000 cash $7000 401k
>eth mining rig
>13 Honda civic+87 325is

[Anonymous No.8522012]

>>8521567
That’s what I thought until I saw anons like this post. Idk if it’s a crossover from fit or what.

Also few older more successful bizraelis here too

[Anonymous No.8522014]

>>8521720
sucks you’re still a virgin, doesn’t make me one

[Anonymous No.8522055]

>>8521567
28
engaged living at home saving money till marriage
working full time & will graduate with an MBA in 1 years
5'10" 185
not bald but hair thinning
110k net worth
new car august 2017
5K in crypto, 25 K stocks, 80K savings

suck it, anon

[Anonymous No.8522067]

>lives at home
Where the fuck else would someone live. You're wrong on every account besides the unemployed thing, but that's due to having enough income to neet for awhile

[Anonymous No.8522076]

>>8521567
>25
21
>lives at home
yes
>unemployed
nope
>virgin
yes
>5'5" 250 lbs
your Units of measurement are for subhumans
1,75m 80kg
>bald
nope
>less than $1000 net worth
nope
>no car
not a car but a ATV
>has shitcoins but no real assets
LINK $1000EOY

[Anonymous No.8522093]

>>8522055
>5'10"
>hair thinning

Sorry but you're not gonna make it anon

[Anonymous No.8522101]

holy fuck how the shit do you brainlets not know what living at home means this just proves i am right

[Anonymous No.8522123]

>>8521567
>25
Yes
>lives at home
No
>unemployed
No
>virgin
Yes
>5'5" 250 lbs
No
>bald
No
>less than $1000 net worth
No
>no car
No
>has shitcoins but no real assets
No

[Anonymous No.8522124]

>20
>Yes
>Canadian Army Part time while studying
>Been with 1 girl only
>5'9" 160lbs
>Hair is fine
>$6500
>No car
>Correct

also close OP but im workin on it

[Anonymous No.8522125]

>>8521756
I'm proud of you my white fellow. I'm 33, with good career prospects and a nice girlfriend. Above all I'm white, muscular and tall.

[Anonymous No.8522138]

>>8522093
Can i save myself by growing a sick beard, or is all hope lost?

[Anonymous No.8522266]

>20
>Bought house last year
>Make 450K/year
>not a virgin
>6'1" 200 lbs
>good hair
>worth nearly 1 mil
>Bought new car a few months ago
>have shitcoins and assets

/biz/ sure is poorfag today.

[Anonymous No.8522297]

>>8522266
larp

[Anonymous No.8522328]

>25
28, close enough
>lives at home
Mortgage on a one bedroom condo
>unemployed
Full time job and tutor on the side
>virgin
Engaged and fucking her
>5'5" 250 lbs
6'2" 185lbs
>bald
No, hair
>less than $1000 net worth
Mortgage aside I've got like 3k in the bank and money market, maybe 1k in stocks
>no car
True, fiancé has one though
>has shitcoins but no real assets
Nocoiner visiting the zoo to watch the gamblers pretend to be investing.

[Anonymous No.8522410]

>>8521567
>30
>lives with GF in our shared apartment
>NEET
>have sex regularly
>6’2” 185 ottermode af
>bald(ing)
>just bought a used Mazda 3
>have a Roth IRA and a shitcoinfolio

God I love being tall, handsome, and white

[Anonymous No.8522414]

>>8522124
>Canadian Army
What's it like having to make shooting guns while shooting your pretend M1 Garand?

[Anonymous No.8522435]

21
Live with 10/10 girl I plan to marry and have kids with, dated for +1 year, small apartment
Employed, but make sicker crypto, drug gains
Fucked total 8 girls(?), lost virginity at 14
180cm (fuck your cunt inches)65kg,bodyfat 10%,lean, ripped, gf says I look like a Greek god
God tier viking hair
Over 100k net
No car. Car is for pussies, I let other people drive me you bitch
Have epic gains coins 70%link 30%req which makes me so rich that I don't even.
Fuck You bitch niggers

[Anonymous No.8522469]

>>8522266
Lmfao at least make it believable

[Anonymous No.8522495]

The fuck ....I'm 5-5 172lbs

[Anonymous No.8522594]

>>8521567
but what about the FAAACE!?
$300k will be millionnaire soon

[Anonymous No.8522617]

>>8521567
Nope
>30
>lived on my own since 20
>wagecuck for 170k/year
>not a virgin, currently dating blonde qt
>6'2", 225 lbs at reasonably /fit/ levels
>full head of hair
>net worth just north of $200k
>have (((portfolio))) and kekfolio

[Anonymous No.8523126]

>>8521567
>25
Yes
>lives at home
yes but parents live mostly in another place
>unemployed
No
>virgin
No
>5'5" 250 lbs
5'6 i look like a stick
>bald
no
>less than $1000 net worth
around $110k desu...
>no car
yes car
>has shitcoins but no real assets
cash, crypto, stock, car, 401(k), hsa... blah blah

[Anonymous No.8523251]

>>8521567
>25
23 actually

>lives at home
No been living in an apartment with my boyfriend ever since I turned 21.

>unemployed
No I have a night auditor job at a hotel. very easy work, but minimum wage. hope to be doing something less dead-end by the time I'm 25.

>virgin
No, lost my virginity at 16 to some fat mexican girl. Since then I've been with 3 different men, one of which is currently my boyfriend as of 4 years.

>5'5" 250 lbs
6' and 190 lbs... winter blubber, I'll lose the fat in the spring.

>bald
Nope. My grandfather still has his hair, so I won't go bald anytime soon.

>less than $1000 net worth
not sure how much my net worth is but I've got about 37k in crypto, 20k in stocks, a little over 5k sitting in the bank, and my car is probably worth something I guess.

>no car
Toyota Corolla, silver

>has shitcoins but no real assets
Already covered that.

[Anonymous No.8523286]

>>8521567
>no
>no (but my dad did move in with me a few years ago due to medical issues so I guess kind of)
>no
>no
>half correct
>correct
>no
>no
>no

Granted I only started browsing /biz/ in like december.

[Anonymous No.8523291]

>>8522617

>6'2", 225 lbs at reasonably /fit/ levels

americans really believe this

[Anonymous No.8523307]

Can you retards please stop replying to off-topic and bait threads? This board is utter shit now.

[Anonymous No.8523310]

>22
>lives at home
>sandwich artist
>chad sex life
>5'11" 180lbs 11% bf, very /fit/
>full head of hair
>$5000 net worth
>rust bucket
>have my parents real estate in their will, been shit with managing shitcoins
Just die in my sleep already famalam

[Anonymous No.8523312]

>>8523291
you DYEL little cunt, 225 @ 6'2 is avg gymbro tier if he's fit

[Anonymous No.8523318]

>>8521567
>yes
>yes
>no
>close
>no
>yes
>broken down
>yes

[Anonymous No.8523320]

>>8523251
disgusting

[Anonymous No.8523333]

>>8521567
That's exactly me. Although I have no idea what size and weight you just put. I am 1.8m and 75kg.

[Anonymous No.8523337]

>32
>$70k/yr to sit on 4chan all day
>$250k in indexes
>no gf, no car, no pets, dont drink
>small apt in city
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8523346]

>>8521567
1.yes
2.yes
3.no
4.no
5.no
6.no
7.no
8.no
9.yes

So did you just describe yourself here?

[Anonymous No.8523356]

>>8521591
Thats the joke cunt

[Anonymous No.8523359]

>>8521567
I'm 29 and have no crypto

[Anonymous No.8523365]

>>8521567
Ey my country is fucked up 85% of guys at my age live on parents home. Atleast I work and study.

[Anonymous No.8523407]

>>8521567
>20
>living at home
>Starting uni this year again after failing 2 previous years
>5'3'' 60kg
>Not bald at all but i have bad genes and my hair sucks
>$250 liquid, $100 in anime figures,
>I had 5k and lost them all in Bitcoin Private, i was going to use them to buy me a motorbike and pay other things i wanted

Besides, idk how some fags do it but here in my country young people either work or study you don't do both because you can easily find a job of 4hrs or something like that, god i wish i could buy my motorbike

[Anonymous No.8523430]

>>8523407
you can't easily*

[Anonymous No.8523516]

>>8523291
Read>>8523312
Literally at gym 4-5 times per week, BF around 16%. Bench is over 3pl8s

[Anonymous No.8524198]

>>8521567
now, OP...
you wouldn't possibly be a massive fucking faggot and try to datamine us, would you now?

>implying implications

[Anonymous No.8524344]

>>8521567
You forgot about the part where they say they have $100k+ in crypto and are 'really smart' for their supposed fiscal conservancy.

[Anonymous No.8524366]

>24
>own $700k condo in prime LA
>Make $2m a year
>not a virgin
>6'1" 180 lbs
>good hair
>net worth about $6m
>Have many cars (concierge business)
>have 2000 btc saved up for YEARS (since 2011)
>$800k in stocks
Tfw I’m bored all fucking day because I have everything I could ever want in life

[Anonymous No.8524535]

>>8521642

[Anonymous No.8524578]

46
Council flat
On the sick
Skinny Manlet
Since 22
$10000
A 20 years old Nissan
Has some gold,silver,cash.

[Anonymous No.8524612]

>>8521591
Give us a quick rundown of what coins your holding and why anon.

[Anonymous No.8524622]

>>8524366
Wanna shoot guns and do some blow with some tinder sloots in SoCal

[Anonymous No.8524625]

>>8524366
>own $700k condo in prime LA
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.8524668]

>32
>live with my dad but we split utilities and property tax
>don't wagecuck
>lost virginity at 23
>5'6" 140lb
>hair turning grey
>$200k net worth
>have 2014 Impala
Pretty close honestly

[Anonymous No.8524682]

>bald
id bet most of them dont even have enough testosterone to go bald

[Anonymous No.8524740]

>>8521567
>20
>live on my own place but mom pays my bills
>studying applied maths but everything is going to hell, I already lost two years
>I haven't lost my virginity
>5'7, 65kg
>good hair genes
>3$ net worth right now, not even kidding
>no car
>$200 invested on NAS
Please tell me I'll make it

[Anonymous No.8524878]

>>8524366
c-can we h-hangout anon?

[Anonymous No.8524937]

>>8521567
>31
>lives at a home that I own
>employed
>wife and kids
>full headed hair
>salary = 100k/yr
>have car
>only holding BTC
You are looking at your own mirror OP.

[Anonymous No.8524997]

>>8521567
>23
>unemployed
>6'2 210
>1m+networth
>land in belize and costa rica
>just bought the new a5 sportback
>lost virginity at 16
>you guys wish this was a larp

[Anonymous No.8525005]

>>8523407
where?

[Anonymous No.8525037]

>32
>lives at home
>work at McDonald's at 13.5 a hr.
>5"10 130 pounds
>virgin
>no savings and in 50k debt from college degree in math and comp sci
>has shit coins

What should I invest in to change my life? Please help.

[Anonymous No.8525052]

>>8525037
>college degree in math and comp sci
>work at McD
kys

[Anonymous No.8525072]

>>8525005
Argentina, here we don't have "light" temporary jobs for young people like first countries does, im talking about some kind of job where you can only work a couple of hours a day or week and have some money to save for your stuff, it's either you study or you wagecuck at mcdonalds as first job 8hr daily

[Anonymous No.8525081]

>>8521567
17 years old
lives with parents
works grocery store 14 an hour
5'7
full set of hair
10k in savings
hyundai elantra 2013 (kek)
ZX6R (currently uninsured)
holding ven and wtc 1500k each

i dont drink, smoke, go party, no gf to suck my money, living rent and bill free every year I can build up about 12k in savings and if I do this through-out college I will be very comfy

[Anonymous No.8525095]

>>8521567
>Close
>who doesn't live at home?
>Employed
>not a virgin
>5'7 165 LB /fit/
>not bald
>over 60k Networth
>No car cause I live in a city
>have shitcoins and real assets
What now, soyfag?

[Anonymous No.8525106]

>28
>Live at home
>Have a really good job
>Lost v at 20
>6' 205lbs
>Have all my hair
>Something like 50k net worth
>Have a car that needs a new alternator so it's been dead six months
>Have shit coins and a bit of a 401k my employer set up for me automatically

[Anonymous No.8525124]

>>8524366

>700k condo in prime LA

A condo in prime Toronto is 1.4 MIL( this is literally for one bedroom and 1 den), how the fuck do you get a 700K condo in PRIME LA lmao.

My shitty af condo 1 bedroom + den which isn't even in the heart of downtown here cost me 500k.I legit live like 50 mins from downtown.

[Anonymous No.8525131]

>>8525072
dude after working for 8 hours at McD, you still have additional 8 hours at least for crypto.

[Anonymous No.8525132]

>>8521567
>18
>live with parents
>lost virginity at 14 with 2 girls
>5'11" 190lb bodybuilder
>fresh fade
>80k net worth in ether and xmr
>drive riced out subaru
What you doing with your life OP?

[Anonymous No.8525140]

>>8525124
>overpriced property
Chink did this to you

[Anonymous No.8525153]

>>8525132
the 2nd line is very disgraceful Chad

[Anonymous No.8525165]

>>8523320
life is too short to waste it getting mad about people who lead better lives than you, bruh.

just be happy.

[Anonymous No.8525180]

>>8525140
Yeah and if you're telling me LA isn't the same if not worse then it's clearly bs

700k for a fucking condo LA lmfao unless you living in the god damn ghetto gl with that bs.

[Anonymous No.8525189]

>>8521567
>25
>live alone in an apartment
>unemployed
>virgin
>6' skinny/otter
>soyboy haircut
>$4.9m networth
>$70k sports car
>hodl Bitcoin
I'm not gonna make it, am I?

[Anonymous No.8525223]

>>8525180
I live in TX, no state income tax.

[Anonymous No.8525269]

>>8525131
Kek i rather live with my parents and study and some day gtfo this shithole country

[Anonymous No.8525289]

>>8525132
lets say this is not a larp, how can you have such money with that age? im 20 and im literally broke

[Anonymous No.8525387]

>>8525269
>study
fútbol

[Anonymous No.8525522]

nice bait OP

>25
24
>lives at home
no lmao
>unemployed
retard
>virgin
lol
>5'5" 250 lbs
5'10" 170lb
>bald
no
>less than $1000 net worth
dumb
>no car
2016 BMW
>has shitcoins but no real assets
lmao

[Anonymous No.8525539]

>>8521567
>21
>Student/Job
>Lost my virginity in middle school
>5'6 145
>I got a full head of thicc hair
>5k networth
>No need to have a car in Manhattan
>I have some shitcoins for fun. I plan to purchase a rental property by 25.

[Anonymous No.8525601]

>>8521567
>21
>lives at home
>employed
>virgin
>6'29" 160 lbs
>almost bald losing hair :/
>$7000 net worth
>no car
>has shitcoins and real assets

[Anonymous No.8525640]

>>8521567
>>25
close
>>lives at home
yep with my parents
>>unemployed
yep
>>virgin
yep
>>5'5" 250 lbs
ok i am taller than that comon
>>bald
nah
>>less than $1000 net worth
yes
>>no car
i have a car but it was given to me
>>has shitcoins but no real assets
yep

[Anonymous No.8525641]

>26
>6'3''
>180 otter
>7.5/10 face
>got a trade ok money
>only ever fucked 4 chubbies
>almost an autist
>shitty car
>mommys delicious tendies
>5k net worth
>lifes kinda good tho

[Anonymous No.8525675]

>>8521567
>>8521591
>>8521648
>>8521661
>>8522101

Holy fuck, you are the dumbest motherfucker that has touched this board. How did you find this place? Do you have to remind yourself to breathe?

[Anonymous No.8525684]

>>8525095
>manlet

[Anonymous No.8525691]

16 yo
fucked your mom with my 1o inch dick last nite
40 mil networth not invluding my art collection
25 penthouses in every major city
only holding bluechips like trx and link in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.8525740]

>>8521567
close-ish

>>25
>>lives in apptmnt in grad school
>>student
>>only had sex with one girl, I'm terrible with relationships
>>6'4" 240 lbs
>>bald, shaved head
>>100k net worth, 30k in crypto
>>no car, sold my car for a bike
>>has altcoins and some stocks

[Anonymous No.8525817]

>>8525387
i wish senpai but im not good at it

[Anonymous No.8525839]

>>8521567
i'll have you know that i am 34 years old. unemployed. and my networth is 5k.