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>"Dad, I have extensively researched a blockchain project called "Chainlink" and I would like to invest in it. Could you borrow me $2000 to invest in this project? I promise to hold it for at least 5 years and pay you 50% profit."

What do /biz/?

>> No.8517936

It's can you lend me not can you borrow me. Learn English before you post here pajeet.

>> No.8517966

>>8517891
Invest half on REQ and half on LINK you dumb child. KNC too if you want a risky one.
>>8517936
This

>> No.8518013

>>8517891
You want to invest in this, son? Have you ever listened to a single thing I taught you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTcSnwKKaUY

>> No.8518083

>>8517891
fuck the "50%" profit
I'd take 10% annualized with the kid's college fund as collateral.

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>>8517891
>borrow me

>> No.8518193

>>8518083
Jew alert

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> can you borrow me

>> No.8518251

>borrow me
Is this common core in action?

>> No.8518277

Here is 100k

>> No.8518287

>>8517891
>borrow me

Work on your grammar before stepping outside

>> No.8518317

Fuck of singapooor.

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>>8518287
>dogpiles on OP
>Doesn't notice only other person ITT to ledditspace is ... OP
Rethink your life

>> No.8518347

>>8517891
how do i post in green. are there more colors?

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>> No.8518903

>>8517891
>borrow me
Found the filthy SEA jungle asian

>> No.8518954

>>8517891

OP, can you borrow me a good thread? This one is terrible.

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>>8517891
apparently you have not done any own research and instead rely my financial earnings on the advice and shilling of random retarded neets on a thai basket weaving forum .
So absolutely not.
Come back to me with actual projects and we'll see

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>>8517891
>$2000
sure son, have fun with your cripto money.
If it was an actual considerable amount then I would have him convince me about it, but my son would get at least one opportunity from me, even if it ends up failing he will have it as a lesson. Yes, I will have him pay me back anyways.

>> No.8519890

>>8517891
I literally did this, but asked for 20k instead.

Now I'm a major.

We're gonna make it.

>> No.8519957

>>8518518
WHAT is the fucking POINT of that caption? You FUCKING. NIGGER.

>> No.8520057

>>8517891
>could you borrow me
It’s could you LEND me you illiterate pajeet fuckface

>> No.8520067

>>8517966

why not amb looks kinda cheap

>> No.8520121

> Chainlink? Son you're grounded and no internet until you turn 12

>> No.8520136

>>8517891
I wish you luck Anon. Personally! I'd promise to pay back any losses, and emphasize the lessons you could learn from investing

>> No.8520213

>>8517891
Anon, I think 'borrow me' is the cutest thing that Germans are always saying. I know you're not a pajeet and actually are probably Aryan master race. Get your family loan and these pajeets can all fuck off