/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.847532]

How do I make 500 dollars in my spare time without sucking dick?

[Anonymous No.847533]

Sell drugs.

[Anonymous No.847534]

>>847532
By sitting on the internet shitposting.

[Anonymous No.847536]

>>847533
I don't do drugs or know anyone who does drugs

>>847534
How can I actually translate my free time into earning money? What do I need to do?

[Anonymous No.847540]

>>847536
You need to provide a service that people are willing to pay money for.

[Anonymous No.847541]

>>847532
Look for over hyped IPO's

Get in and get out quick.

A good fairly recent example was Paypal,

[Anonymous No.847544]

>>847540
How? I don't have any skills, resources, or anything physical or otherwise of value. If I did, I wouldn't be an ignorant, poor loser

[Anonymous No.847546]

>>847544
Then learn......cunt.

[Anonymous No.847547]

>>847546
That's why I made this thread

[Anonymous No.847548]

>>847547
Let me throw you a small bone.

-eBay your old shit. I guarantee you own shit you don't need.

-online survey sites pay peanuts but if time is no object you can make an extra 5-10 dollars a week

-take seasonal and irregular jobs. These are advertised on mainstream recruiter sites. If you work full time obviously just apply for weekend jobs. I tasted sports supplements for GlaxoSmithKline for a while and made up to $30 for a couple hours work every couple of weeks.

-clinical trials. Non-drug trials like sleep studies pay modestly, anything with drugs starts in the hundreds, let them keep you in the lab for a few weeks testing influenza shots and you can make several thousand for sitting on your ass sneezing.

Why not just get a real job though?

[Anonymous No.847551]

>>847548
I'm a transitioning transsexual. It will be hard to maintain my sanity at a job while I spend the next two years going through physical changes, if I get a job as a guy I will be locked into dressing and acting like a guy unless I quit the job or try to 'come out' at work which is nightmarish to me. I'm going to school majoring in engineering, taking online classes so that I can maybe have a future career but I'm poor as fuck right now and I can't transition without money.

[Anonymous No.847553]

>>847551
there is not much space for degenerates in the regular workforce i think, but i hear programmers accept such people.

[Anonymous No.847556]

>>847532
Ignores the best advice in the thread >>847541

This is why you NEETs will never be successful.

[Anonymous No.847558]

>>847551
If you are getting surgery to become a fucktoy then you might as well start sucking dick now.

[Anonymous No.847568]

>>847532
Give rimjobs.

[Anonymous No.847574]

>>847541
Neat. Tips for upcoming ones? I don't do stocks usually, but I'd gamble a bit.

>>847551
>I'm a transitioning transsexual
Jesus. I made my post before reading the thread (>>847568)..

If you're mentally ill, why don't you suck dicks for money? I mean, it can't really get any worse.

[Anonymous No.847575]

You mention you have a somewhat ready 'boipussy', but the deciding factor will be if said, 'boipussy' is willing.

I would rent your boipussy services for about 30mins once a week for a few weeks to test it out, and proceeding to every 3 days, if that's fine with you. How much would you be willing to start your boipussy to be rented out for?

[Anonymous No.847578]

>>847574
I have a shred of dignity left I guess. Though it's quickly waning.

>>847575
I don't know the market value of boipussy anon

[Anonymous No.847579]

>>847578
How about $60 for a half hour session? This may seem like a low bid but considering the product isn't completely finished and the fact I will give you consistent and respectful business, it is a price point worth considering.

The boipussy market is rather cluttered at this point in time but I am certain with my repeat business I can really offer you an excellent and consistent income and allow you to expand your boipussy ventures.

[Anonymous No.847580]

>>847578

I appraise boipussy for my day job. Post a pic of said boipussy and I'll give you a valuation.

[Anonymous No.847582]

Pan handle and beg, those fuckers in the Bay Area probably make 6 figures a year

[Anonymous No.847584]

>>847579
How serious are you being right now? Am I being trolled? Keep in mind I'm stupid

>>847580
http://i.imgur.com/Wag32ki.png

[Anonymous No.847585]

>>847532
charging a girl 50% to be whored out.

[Anonymous No.847587]

>>847584
$100 20min max

[Anonymous No.847588]

>>847579
>considering the product isn't completely finished

[Anonymous No.847591]

>>847551
>I will be locked into dressing and acting like a guy unless I quit the job or try to 'come out' at work which is nightmarish to me

So go to the interview dressed as a woman and you won't have to 'come out' because in their eyes you'll have always been out. The worst than can happen is that you don't get the job.

[Anonymous No.847596]

>>847587
You must be joking. At this point in time the market is at a point where anything over $50/hh is a superb price. Boipussy has been saturated for years now, especially getting consistent customers at a reasonable price range is just about unheard of in this industry.

>>847584
Do you have any cuter and more revealing clothing? How passable are you?

[Anonymous No.847598]

>>847587
Do you really think someone would pay $100 just to fuck my ass for 20 minutes?

>Do you have any cuter and more revealing clothing?
I don't have much... most of my girl's clothes comes from thrift stores or donations. I do have some nice underwear and stuff I guess but I never had the money for cute stuff. The extra money I want to build up is going directly into the transition fund which includes clothes

[Anonymous No.847600]

>>847551

>I'm a transitioning transsexual

[Anonymous No.847602]

>>847596
>Boipussy has been saturated for years now

Boipussy has been saturated with inferior product, I agree, but good high quality boipussy is indeed hard to find. An hour's scrounging Craigslist and coming up with nothing but middle aged men in panties will show you that.

And the market for boipussy porn is wide open, so many of these little sluts never take it on video; just hours of video of them masturbating, as if anyone wants to fucking see that gross shit. And when they do, they never show face because they're such insecure little cunts.

The market for boipussy is still ripe if you do it right.

[Anonymous No.847604]

>>847598
You should create a kickstarter to hell fund it.

Give the backers who donate a 20 minute sesh of fucking your boipussy or something.

And also it's kind of hard to tell the quality of a boipussy when it's covered by sweatpants and we can't see the rest of your body. If you're feminine enough the price jumps by quite a bit. The problem is that most fembois are not very passable.

[Anonymous No.847610]

>>847602
Good point.

The (unfortunate) fact of the matter is that 99% is just skinnyfat men wearing unflattering clothing with bulging Adam's apples claiming to be attractive.

If you happen to transition early enough and it goes well for you in terms of genetics and such then boipussy is a very ripe market for the taking.

[Anonymous No.847611]

>>847602

In fact boipussy is increasing with the ever growing standard women have placed on men these days.

Craigslist is full of neckbeards, I can see someone paying a large sum to penetrate someone that offers something similar to a woman.

I agree, OP should invest now while he's still fresh.

[Anonymous No.847613]

>>847604
http://i.imgur.com/cbOcx2z.jpg

Maybe I'd be feminine enough with clothes and makeup and a hair stylist. But those costs money, which I don't have

[Anonymous No.847618]

I just realized I'm in this thread

[Anonymous No.847619]

>>847602
/biz/ - boipussy market research

[Anonymous No.847621]

>>847578
boipussy would actually go for a couple grand an hour if you can market yourself really well.

[Anonymous No.847633]

>>847613

My girlfriend shops exclusively at thrift stores, even for interview clothes, and she's never had a problem finding a job.

Honestly, if you put a little effort you could probably make yourself look pretty decent for a job interview as a "woman", and then you wouldn't really have to 'come out'.

They might know that you're a guy, but of course if you do it in any reasonably liberal area they'd think you were 'brave' and 'courageous' etc. It would hardly be a mark against you.

[Anonymous No.847640]

>>847633
I live near atlanta georgia though, which doesn't seem to be a reasonably liberal place

[Anonymous No.847641]

>>847633

Also, job agencies. They're a goddamn lifesaver in a bind when you have no qualifications. Randstad has been pretty good to me in the past, and I'm sure you'd be a shoe in as a diversity hire.

[Anonymous No.847650]

>>847641
I went to a cuck agency once and everyone there was an illiterate loser, the workers there were all overweight losers, and some of the people there even had visible injuries from their old job after I asked.

DO NOT GO TO A JOB AGENCY, YOUD BE BETTER OFF SUCKING MY COCK FOR MONEY

[Anonymous No.847652]

>>847650
>I went to a cuck agency once and everyone there was an illiterate loser

Pretty much my experience as well, but it got me through a bind is all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.847682]

>>847587
>$100 20 min

You've got to be kidding me.

I can fuck this bitch in the picture for $35 an hr.

Please go see your local psychologist in order to inquire about your mental illness.

[Anonymous No.847687]

>>847682

that's because you live in a 3rd world country where anyone can be a whore with a couple of thousands.

[Anonymous No.847688]

>>847687

>thousands
converted to real currency, hundreds of dollars probably.

Enjoy your ladyboy

[Anonymous No.847690]

>>847687
>live in the U.S
I actually have to agree with you on that,

The U.S. has become a Babylonian wasteland, a shell of its former glory.

That's a woman btw you autistic fuck.

More specifically an escort.

If you wanna go masturbate to traps then go back to /b/ and indulge in your mental illness.

[Anonymous No.847693]

>>847690

>Arguing with someone that pays for sex

[Anonymous No.847696]

>>847693
>implying I pay for sex

This is business, and sex is a lucrative one.

Now go back to your containment boards >>/b/ >>lgbt >>r9k

[Anonymous No.847740]

>>847690
>shell of its former glory
>s&p was 2100 like a week ago and is hovering around there

The US may have social problems but economic is not one of them.

[Anonymous No.847767]

>>847534
People get paid for this?

I do it for free

[Anonymous No.847888]

>>847693
>not realizing you're paying for sex, either through monetary means, bartering, or emotional investment

You don't pay for sex with fapping, unless you count the calories you burn.

[Anonymous No.847949]

>>847551
>>847544
>>847532

look at this bullshit

[Anonymous No.847952]

THIS THREAD IS CANCER

[Anonymous No.847954]

>>847579
>product isn't completely finished
>consistent and respectful business
>The boipussy market is rather cluttered at this point in time

10/10

[Anonymous No.849179]

>TFW I still got no boipussy

[Anonymous No.849201]

>>847544
GET A LAWNMOWER AND LINE TRIMMER

[Anonymous No.849203]

>>849201
GET A BUCKET, SPONGE, DETERGENT AND WINDOW THINGO

[Anonymous No.849206]

Oh damn I read the thread. Well yeah dude, nah.
The only way for you to make $500 without sucking dick is to take it in the ass.

[Anonymous No.849313]

>>847532
Borrow $50 from 10 people.
Sell all the shit you don't use on Craigslist.

[Anonymous No.849316]

>>847532

check out >>847994

[Anonymous No.849326]

>>847532
You should get over yourself and then start sucking dicks.

[Anonymous No.850246]

What's your three sizes, anon? I'll make you a model if you're face is passable to be feminine.

[Anonymous No.850614]

>>847532

Flip reddit accounts for bitcoin... seriously. When's your deadline for the $500?

[Anonymous No.850621]

>>847618

Haha... same here. Thought it was serious discussion and then there's a tranny who doesn't like sucking dick.

[Anonymous No.850624]

>>847532
Invest money in the stockmarket. Invest 1000 dollars, within a year you will get 500 dollars in returns.

[Anonymous No.850634]

>>847767
Hot heads like you are the cancer killing the profession.

[Anonymous No.850732]

>>847551
Not trans-hating but there is a reason you see so many trans camwhores now. Most use it as a means to fund their transition. So if you're even remotely attractive, that is a viable choice. Just take pics, collect donations, and do private cam shows.

[Anonymous No.850777]

>>847551
Well from what I understand, degenerates, such as yourself, have a high suicide rate.

Maybe you should just cut to the chase and save yourself and others a few years of having to look at your mutilated body.

[Anonymous No.850778]

>>847579
Holy shit this post was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.850800]

>>847551
>>850732

There's a high demand for tranny cam whores because there's obviously not a lot out there. The cam sites want trans models. If you have an HD cam you could make money camming from your bedroom.

[Anonymous No.850809]

>Find business that's growing well
>Wait for geopolitical instability
>Buy said company's stock cheaply
>???
>Profit!

[Anonymous No.850815]

>>850809

He needs money first

[Anonymous No.850816]

>>850815


It*

[Anonymous No.850841]

boipussy
dick wanking
cum guzzling

[Anonymous No.850850]

>>850800
How do I get started?

[Anonymous No.850853]

>>850850
look into chaturbate, do freaky shit

[Anonymous No.850872]

>>847551
0/10 troll.

>>847558
/thread

[Anonymous No.850924]

>>847544
go visit web development general in /g/

[Anonymous No.851429]

My strategies so far, doing this part-time as a student

1. Sell anything you can on ebay
1b. Once sold, steal new stuff and keep selling
2. Part-time job, look around at hospitals, reastaurants, etc.

[Anonymous No.851535]

1. obtain a credit card
2. make an account on an online sportsbook
3. make a large deposit for an amount up to your credit limit (from the library or public computer)
4. bet it all on one game.
5. if it wins, cash out immediately. if it loses, do a "charge-back" where you contact the bank or card and tell them of this fraud you noticed on the account.
6. get your money. if you end up having to do the chargeback, you will be blacklisted from these books unable to do it again at most of them.

[Anonymous No.851551]

>>847551
>I'm a transitioning transsexual.

The only job you will be doing is gently sway from side to side when the day of the rope comes.

[Anonymous No.851600]

we stared into the boipussy......

and the boipussy stared back

[Anonymous No.851610]

>>851551
>muh rope day

[Anonymous No.851616]

>>851551
>muh rope day

[Anonymous No.851933]

>>847532
Rob a store

[Anonymous No.851936]

>>847551
then why are you opposed to sucking dick for money? should be right up your alley.

[Anonymous No.851939]

Lol fuck this tranny faggot, just commit suicide already

[Anonymous No.851952]

>>850777
Trips means you have to do it.