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8471658 No.8471658 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /biz/ you I've come to point out a golden opportunity to buy Amazon stock cheap. How you might ask. Well I'll tell ya Billy. We spam social media calling the Austin bomber the Amazon bomber. It doesn't matter non of he's packages were delivered through Amazon the name will catch on and normies and msm will start using it. Stock will plummet for a short period of time. We need to use our collective autism and make some money.

>> No.8471673

cant tell if this is good or te dumbest shit ive ever heard

>> No.8471688

>>8471673
It's both

>> No.8471784

>>8471658
we would need some sort of news article/ source to spread around

>> No.8471812

>>8471784
Simple

Disseminate a story that he sent an explosive through Amazon's service

>> No.8471817

>>8471812
how? it needs some sort of credibility

>> No.8471874
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8471874

>wait for the fud, then pump it

>> No.8471879

>>8471812
We just need to do it in mass in the comments of real Twitter articles about the bombings.

>> No.8471993

I like this idea

>> No.8472006

>>8471658
Stock market is fucked do not take this advice. 6mo DJI will be down 40%

>> No.8472374

Sometimes, in order to buy the dip, you need to first create the dip.