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When my mom comes in my room to ask what I want from the grocery store, i always ask for the most expensive thing possible. Sushi, reeses cups, you name it
she just sighs and does it anyway because she loves me

>> No.8470663

>>8470566
Another cool life hack is auto erotic asphyxiation. Give it a try sometime OP but make sure to lock your bedroom door.

>> No.8470709

>>8470566
try to think of the most expensive thing possible
>reeses cups

>> No.8470717

I stole a permenant marker from Staples and change my gbp so mom can’t erase them. Nearly unlimited tendies.

>> No.8471029

>>8470566
I bet your fat as fuck
Your mum's enabling you

>> No.8471041

>>8470566
Go for a walk if you want your fat snacks

>> No.8471063

>>8470566

i poo poo and pee pee on the floor and mommy cleans it. why use my energy to get jugs?

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8471109

>>8470566
>reeses
Ask for cadbury chocolate.

>> No.8471174

>>8471109
ok but is theres a spacific kind?

>> No.8471206

kek, i bet all the incels here are jelly i get mummy tummy cummies every tuesday

>> No.8471270

>>8471174
Yeah get original or the oreo one. Trust me.

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>>8471270
thanks friend I can not wait

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8471326

>cool life hack
When my mom comes in my room to ask what I want from the grocery store, i always say “nothing”. She just sighs and eventually buy me even a candy anyway because she loves me and every now and then she gives me money just because I never ask her stupid shits and I save those money.

>> No.8471493

>>8470566
>eating
I ask for more Bitcoin
get fucked retard