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Now that we've collectively, as a board, decided to move on from the ChainLink meme, what's next for us /biz/raelis?

We need something extra scammy this time, it'll be super troll. Because at first glance, CHainLink looked pretty legit to the normies we were meme-ing on. Only after thorough research could one determine that LINK is a fucking joke and not to be taken seriously. Lol did anyone ask for a 2 man team.

THat was a good one /biz/, maybe one of our best. A real knee slapper. So, anyways, what's the next scam we're gonna shill?

>> No.8469707

Biz will die soon

>> No.8469747

NEO is also a complete bag of shit.
I mean, they had a fucking ant as their logo previously.

>> No.8469796

>>8469542
Literally, no one cares what you think.

Chainlink isn't going to crumble and die because some kid acts like he's the smart old fag that clearly can tell the token is a meme to deceit newcomers into a scam coin.


No one cares about you or what you say.

>> No.8469837

Ven and WTC are both shit memecoins based entirely on fake partnerships

>> No.8469870

>>8469542
thanks just bought more link

>> No.8469908

>>8469542

Chainlink is literally unstoppable

>> No.8469910

>>8469870
If I had a satoshi for every "i doubled my stock', 'bought some more'... comments, I would be a billionaire.

>> No.8469993

>>8469910
but I did....and I'm going to again...just a few...more. I just have to sell some shitcoins I mined back in a bit

>> No.8470038

>>8469542
Bounty0x.
...
Hopefully...I have hella bags

>> No.8470479

>>8469542
>us /biz/raelis?

Us? You are not one of us

>> No.8470502

>>8469910
Confirming (5/30)
ETH

tapping foot.....more link pls

>> No.8470523

>>8469542
LINK, in time, will make we wealthy. Thanks for playing.

>> No.8470784

buying link gives me a dopamine rush

>> No.8470856

>>8469542
ripple is centralized for our protection and is made by the same company that also parters with banks using different tech

>> No.8470876

>>8469542

Thanks OP, just bought 100k

>> No.8470958

>>8469542
OP, I just went out and bought another 5K Chainlink just to spite you.

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8470973

>>8470958
how many stinkers you got

>> No.8471495

>>8469542
we've collectively decided ur a cunt

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8471518

LINK is intrinsically worthless. Node operators can be paid in existing cryptocurrencies. Just look at the testnet right now, it only accepts ETH instead of LINK lmao. It means that ETH can easily be substituted for it, that is, if someone wants to fork the token to accept ETH (an established cryptocurrency instead of some fucking ERC20 token made with a two-man team), LINK is basically useless. That is besides the fact that everything LINK aims to do can be easily done by cryptographically signing the data from the API source.
>muh next ETH

Link, 5 months in: 35 cents (3.5x ICO)
Ethereum, 5 months in: $5.50 (17x ICO)

Uh oh, pissed stinker incoming HAHA.....

>> No.8471546

>>8471495
kek

>> No.8471559

>>8471518
child shoosh dont stress

we will replace your women in her dress

when we balling from the link i digress

>> No.8471561

>>8471518
Are you the scatporn poster? Its fucking you isn't it? Scatman?