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8467159

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 21:04:47 2018 No.8467159 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw I have both long and short positions open
I can't lose

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 21:05:41 2018 No.8467170 >>8467159 Can't fucking win either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 21:06:52 2018 No.8467189 >>8467170 Still better than losing, loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 21:09:51 2018 No.8467234 File: 53 KB, 403x448, 455641235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8467159

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 21:11:45 2018 No.8467273 >short squeeze >then dump it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 21:29:23 2018 No.8467508 >>8467273 This Lose 2x

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 22:01:16 2018 No.8468003 >>8467273 >code a bot that automatically closes your long when your short gets liquidated and vice versa >infinite money seriously why isnt everybody doing this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 22:38:28 2018 No.8468532 File: 117 KB, 782x835, 1499729284537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8467159