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>iPhone X
>MacBook Pro
>Mercedes G Wagon
>Downtown Condo
>Gold Rolex
>Greek God Bod
>Perfect Haircut
>Manicured Nails
>Bespoke Brioni Clothes
>Gucci Horsebit Loafers
>Trilingual English, Spanish, Russian
>Travelled to 20 countries
>Saved a Hippo from poachers
>Built a school in Libya
>Founded a Hedge AUM $340 million
>still a virgin

>> No.8465606

>>8465580
30yo with rich parents, gj

>> No.8465636

>>8465580
Maybe if you werent busy spending all your time and money on absolute shit you’d have gotten laid.

>> No.8465667

>>8465580
>>iPhone X
>>MacBook Pro
Is this a "How to not get laid" thread?

>> No.8465814

just pickup a galaxy s9 plus when it comes out. then go out to drink everyday and place both on the bar while you drink. Eventually one of the bartending roasties will fuck you

>> No.8465837

>>8465580
>applefag
>male manicures
>overpriced exotic clothes
>obsessed with travel and "save the animals xDDDD"
There's your problem, OP. They think you're gay.

>> No.8465852
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>> No.8465859

>>8465580
You sound like a literal faggot

>> No.8465888

>>8465580
Materialism, an attachment to physical goods beyond their practical value is a trap; a chain to ensnare the foolish with their own greed.

>> No.8465894

>>8465580
apparently no one read the hedge fund AUM comment

although tbt that doesn't even mean much nowadays considering any neets who bought crypto 2 years ago have millions and could call their personal holdings a "fund"

>> No.8465979

>>8465580
Is that you in the pic? Id have sex with you

>> No.8466089

>>8465580
Elliot Roger back from the dead

>> No.8466124

you prolly smell bad LMAO

>> No.8466163

At least you're not ex-special forces and a virgin like me

>> No.8466178

There is only one explanation. Your face looks like a turd.

>> No.8466194

>>8466163
How's that possible mate

>> No.8466196

>>8466163
How the fuck is that possible? I bet you can tell stories of where you mowed town some terrorists in the mittle of nowhere.

>> No.8466229

>>8465580
but
>facelet

>> No.8466453

>>8466196
>>8466194
lol

>i'm ex special forces
>wow anon did you like, raid a super terrorist or something :O
>no actually i just sat around in a pile of my own ball sweat in the afghani countryside for 6 days taking photos of random vehicles and people going about their business
>oh okay speaking of that i've got to go to an appointment bye anon

if he simply can't handle talking to women it's entirely possible he could be a virgin

>> No.8466912

Girls only care about your height, face, frame, and penis size, dude.

>> No.8467323

TLDR
>autistic
>ugly AF
>rich parents

>> No.8467396

>>8465580
Fuck you literally are trying to be an exact instagram meme person. No wonder you haven't got laid. You must be so boring to be around.

>> No.8467528

>>8465580
No girl wants some soft fucking faggot with manicured nails and a gold watch.

Learn how to fix shit with your hands and get a dog. You'll 100% get laid.

>> No.8467681

>>8465580
I don’t care what you look like I would fuck u