I'm going to help you out.

[Anonymous No.8464252]

Most of you are pathetic retards. I don't like you. You're toxic to crypto and made a wonderful mess of things, but things are finally changing. Take this knowledge as a gift of my genorosity.

>Some time ago, team BCH quietly spread rumors that they have Satoshi's private keys
>They wanted Gavin to help bring credibility to their project
>Gavin wouldn't join unless something was proven
>BCH panics, but fake Satoshi volunteers and meets with Gavin in private
>This was the misunderstanding: Gavin thought he met Satoshi, but in reality he met someone who is part of the group who possesses the keys
>Foolish Gavin made a mistake and went public saying he met Satoshi
>Fake Satoshi takes one for the team and makes a fool of himself on TV, gets shit on every day, but it does not matter
>BCH has the keys, regardless
>Satoshi Vision conference - team BCH will move coins from Satoshi's wallet and show the world
>It will be claimed Satoshi supports BCH
>FOMO
>Miners switch
>Further news is released that BCH will have every capability of any alt coin, smart contacts, privacy, 32mb, colored coins, even gay ass LN
>If Bitmain doesn't like another coin, it's dead (Monero)
>BCH is the golden child
>Over 10,000 mining companies exist
>A little over 100k ASIC miners exist all trying to get the next BCH coin
>Billions are being spent to find the next BCH
>Why spend that much in resources unless you know massive profits will be gained
>Miners don't give a fuck about collecting fees as their main revenue
>They want the coins via PoW
>What will the very last BCH mined be worth?
>Work backwards
>China owns crypto, government supported
>Whoever controls BCH becomes most powerful entity in the world
>BCH price can be set to whatever the fuck they want, but gradually
>Banking/economic paradigm shift
>Crypto paradigm shift, PoS is nothing but old banking
>Bitmain will even be able to destroy PoS coins with AI mining rigs
>BCH 120k+ by summer 2018
>BCH 1mm+ 2020, maybe over 10mm

Stay poor

[Anonymous No.8464265]

>>8464252

[Anonymous No.8464373]

>move the satoshi wallet
>entire crypto market crashes 90%
>oops

[Anonymous No.8464412]

>>8464265
Moon kiddies trying to make a quick buck will be left behind with their quick bucks. If you're in this for fiat, you're not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.8464474]

This reads like a bogdanoff copy pasta you absolute fucking rocket

[Anonymous No.8464595]

most excellent post op, thank you