Staying productive while NEET

[Anonymous No.8450106]

What do you do when not wageslaving to stay productive? I've just quit my job in finance because it was boring as fuck, and this is the daily routine I have planned:

>Study an hour for Series 65
>Study an hour for CFA
>Job Applications and networking emails to jobs that actually interest me (very few do)
>Read any book on finance/crypto/investing/trading for 2 hours (aiming for 1 book per week)
>Spend an hour or so reading any news or educational articles on crypto/investing/technology

This is all on top of "managing" my crypto investments, which is fairly passive right now. Once I'm more educated on TA, I'll spend time trading futures with 10% of my worth. All that said, I still feel like I'm not doing enough. What do my fellow NEETs do besides playing video games and jerking off all day?

[Anonymous No.8450788]

>>8450106
Jesus Christ so many red flags fuck. You only have plans, have done literally nothing on your list stop implying you're not one of the useless NEETs beating it to anime. You're going to start being less passive with your "investment" and lose all your money to scams, you'll give up all those items you have listed after 3 days tops. You've made the biggest mistake of your life my friend. Wake up

[Anonymous No.8451364]

>>8450106
if you're registered for lvl1 stick to shweser notes and memorize ethics and professional code of conduct. do multiple practice exams.

[Anonymous No.8451447]

>>8450106
I have a "checklist" of different things to do during the day set in tiers.

Tier 1: Clean, quick bodyweight workout(5 min), 5 min yoga, 10 min meditate.

Tier 2: Major exercise(Weights/Cardio), 10k words read from book.

After that I usually get bored and start drinking. Need a social life, fuck.

[Anonymous No.8451465]

>>8450106
Within a week I guarantee your schedule will be:

> Wake up at midday feeling exhausted
> Masturbate
> Eat
> Masturbate
> Go online to look at jobs, get distracted by porn
> Masturbate
> Eat
> Surf Reddit, 4chan and Youtube
> at 2am study for an hour because you feel guilty about wasting the day
> Go to sleep feeling like shit

[Anonymous No.8451470]

>>8450106

[Anonymous No.8451479]

>>8451465
This has literally been my life for the last 3 years. How do I fix it anon?

[Anonymous No.8451492]

>>8450106
It's time to be less boring, I'd suggest taking up knitting

[Anonymous No.8451520]

>>8450106
Le read book make me smart and also me study xD! fuck off

[Anonymous No.8451534]

>>8451465
All of this except Reddit

Kys redditfag

[Anonymous No.8451540]

>>8451479
Stop masturbating. Just go cold turkey.

Reddit.com/r/nofap

[Anonymous No.8451558]

>turned NEET and had so many things planned
>all I do is smoking weed 24/7 and browsing youtube while waiting for my coins to moon

[Anonymous No.8452006]

>>8450106
Workout and pickup chicks

[Anonymous No.8452029]

>tfw NEET
>wake up anywhere from 2pm to 4 pm
>mom makes me some waffles
>hop on the computer and browse 4chan for a couple hours
>jerk off
>get some snacks and candy
>play WoW for the next 3 hours
>mom usually comes home with the mcdonalds or taco bell at this point
>enjoy some fast food while watching anime for a couple hours
>play some more vidya or browse 4chan again while eating icecream, chips, and candy
>end up going to bed at 3am-5am
>wake up at 3pm and do it all over again

[Anonymous No.8452070]

>>8451558
pretty much this except instead of weed it's klonopin in the morning, xanax in the day, cocaine at night, percocet and xanax on the comedown and then clonidine and remeron to fall asleep. Have to ration reasonably and strategically because if I'm out of money before my folio moons it's time to an hero.

[Anonymous No.8452101]

>>8452029
youre a foul creature

[Anonymous No.8452131]

>>8452029
how obese are you

[Anonymous No.8452183]

>>8451558
>>8452070
Stupid people shouldn't go into neet mode. You need to have someone, an employer, to tell you what to do, to guide you through life. Unfortunately soon you will not be needed by the capital, so it will be /NEET/ life for you for ever, I guess you will rot in your room sustaining on UBI

[Anonymous No.8452227]

>>8452131
6'3, 270 pounds

[Anonymous No.8452251]

>>8452183
Moved scripts and bud for 3 months and SAVED $21,000, not made. Coming from $800 saved wageslaving, I went a long way in a short time and earned experiences learned lessons I would never trade. One of them was that I don't actually need to be some sperg behind a register swallowing the boss for a 5% pay raise.

[Anonymous No.8452262]

>>8451465
feels like home, which fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.8452264]

>>8450106
2 Year NEET here;
>Drop out of college
>Invest in bitcoins, after a year or so I have enough money to support myself but not enough to rent my own place(at least I wouldn't be this comfortable)

Usual routine;
>wake up 9-10 am
>go for a walk, watch wagecucks stuck on traffic, have a coffee read some books(mainly about dystopian futures right now)
>Come back home have a brunch
>Go to gym for 1.5 - 2 hr
>Come home watch some animu, check the market, look for the news
>Dinner
>Play vidya games
>Sleep

[Anonymous No.8452268]

>>8452251
You made money dealing weed ? I don't know your jargon. If that is so, I don't think leaving your job and starting to deal is a progress anon

[Anonymous No.8452280]

>>8452029
literal manchild, youll regret it one day...

[Anonymous No.8452306]

>>8452268
Pharmaceuticals made me the most money, there were several days I made over $1,000 just from them. Made less money selling weed, but a lot of people smoke, still made enough to sell it. I'm not content with this life and have come close to death twice and realized I didn't care. That was another of the aforementioned things I learned. So if my portfolio busts and I become broke, it's not gonna be a challenge to neck myself desu. I wasn't happy when I was able to live lavish and the way I wanted, so I aim for the real riches. If I don't make it, fuck it I tried.

[Anonymous No.8452336]

>>8452306
How did you come close to death twice? Dealing or od'ing?

[Anonymous No.8452446]

>>8450788
This, OP.

Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.8452502]

i browse 4chan /pol/ /tv/ /biz/ and /vg/, and cook for my wife sometimes.
basically i do nothing

[Anonymous No.8452530]

>>8452264
we are literally brothers anon. Except I go to the gym at 12am and wake up at like 11

[Anonymous No.8453004]

>>8452264
How often do you masturbate?

[Anonymous No.8453062]

>>8450106
I really wish I didn't need to wageslave just to survive.

[Anonymous No.8453066]

>>8450106
One month NEET here.

>Wake up at 10am after a full night's rest. Sleep schedule completely readjusted, so instead of an average of 6 hours I now get 8. Feels so good.
>Make a wholesome breakfast with potato, onion and pepper hash that I meal prep and just add scrambled eggs.
>Browse /biz/ for an hour out of boredom
>Run an errand
>Hit the gym for an hour
>Make dinner
>Stay productive compared to my fellow NEETs but still waffling through life without making progress toward new goals outside of amassing crypto wealth.

I need to keep to a schedule like yours OP. Most important thing is to have your vision, and stick to it as if it were necessary. I've also found it helpful to have people you can trust to tell you when you're fucking up by just floating through life or dreaming too hard without putting plans into action.

[Anonymous No.8453634]

I also post my NEET day:

>wake up at 3PM but roll around in bed til 4PM browsing biz on my phone
>feel bad because my 40k chainlink still didn‘t moon
>mom already made dinner
>get high as a giraffe pussy
>eat my brunch while browsing youtube and 4chan on 2 screens
>third screen ALWAYS has muted porn on it
>jerk off a bit and download some rare JOI clips
>get high again and play vidya til I get hungry again
>eat a pizza at 3AM
>go to bed at around 7AM
>repeat ad infinitum

[Anonymous No.8453754]

>>8452264
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.8453801]

>>8451540
>unironically recommending reddit
You do know we have nofap threads over at /r9k/ right? Without the circlejerk or subhuman IQ that is reddit, right?

Figuratively and literally kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8454055]

>>8453634
You're complaining?

I used to live like that when i was 18-21yo and it was the best time of my life compared to now 28yo fucking wagecucking.

[Anonymous No.8454175]

If you guys stop masturbating you would have even more time and energy. Maybe you would even get motivation to improve your worthless lives.

[Anonymous No.8454223]

>no series 65
>no cfa
>be 22
>2.6 gpa
>get job on trading desk

[Anonymous No.8454260]

You're likely to end up like >>8451465.

If you insist on it consider these
>you need a good sleep schedule
>you need regular exercise
>you absolutely need regular socializing, cocoon-mode is a self-destructive meme, it's how you'll turn into a meme that plays vidya and masturbates to chinese cartoons all day
>it's easy to do things that make you feel like you're being productive but you're not (like reading endless news and articles or self-improvement instructions)
>daytrading is terrible and you'll fuck yourself up

[Anonymous No.8454272]

just want to make enough money with crypto to start my hustle with cars
after that crypto will be my safe bet while i get to enjoy working with cars

[Anonymous No.8454277]

Actual NEET here.

Wake up 9am.
Open up all the windows, let the air flow through the house.
Have a nice relaxed breakfast and coffee for an hour.
Read some of my book. Just finished American Kingpin about the Silkroad. Was an enjoyable read.
Make lunch around 12.
Head to the gym, spend about 1.5 - 2 hours here 4 days of the week (literally in the best shape of my life, now that I have actual time and energy to spend on myself, instead of slaving my life away).
Recently met, and am now dating a hot, tiny Russian girl visiting my country. She Aupairs, so after dropping the kids at school often comes to my house and we have a lot of sex.
Afternoon rolls by, I do some minor part time work for an ex colleague of mine, and offer some business advice to friends that ask for it.
Shit post on 4chan/play videogames with my friends in the evenings.
Taking everything very slowly, but looking at importing various machinery to sell to make some money to support this lifestyle.
Sleep at 1am.

Met up with old colleagues on Saturday (from the job I quit). One of the hot sales girls literally said I look better than I've ever looked before. I told her, its because I'm the happiest I've ever been.

Planning to go on a roadtrip this week on Friday with a friend, then will go away for 4 day holiday with the Russian girl next week.

I don't get how anyone doesn't enjoy this life. If you don't, you're just literally wasting the opportunity of a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.8454283]

If you went to bed and got up on time you'd probably be normal.

Why do NEETs all stay up so late?

[Anonymous No.8454310]

>>8454277
Good for you anon! not even joking, enjoy it!

[Anonymous No.8454314]

>>8454283
>Why do NEETs all stay up so late?
This is true, and staying up late is true poison.

[Anonymous No.8454327]

>>8454283
desu i like sports betting and nba for me goes on deep into the night and i like to watch the games i bet on...

[Anonymous No.8454341]

The problem here is that there's two kinds of NEETs. There's the basement dwellers staying home with their parents on the $25k they've made and then there's the real NEET goal of $1M+, living a luxurious and free life on passive income. Most of you are NEET type 1, the bad type. Get out of your goddamn parents' house.

[Anonymous No.8454355]

>>8454283
Studies have shown a correlation between intelligence and being a late night person fyi.

[Anonymous No.8454397]

>>8454277
>I don't get how anyone doesn't enjoy this life
Some people are afraid of freedom and actually need a higher man than them to command and instruct their life. They complain about imprisonment, but they actually crave for it, fearing taking their own destiny into their own hands.

[Anonymous No.8454417]

>>8452029
honestly that sounds so horrible

[Anonymous No.8454480]

>>8450106
My routine for the last four years has been nice and autistic:
>wake up 8AM, have breakfast, 10-15 minutes of meditation
>go gym/go for a run
>shower, an hour of study of something new in programming or market things
>do whatever I was working on for the rest of the day (programming or crypto related)
>play games/watch tv/see friends at night, occasionally smoke weed

Simple, been doing this for years ever since after high school. Thankfully I didn't have to go to uni because I was autismo in high school and learnt programming better than a uni degree will give me, and I came across bitcoin many years ago.

>>8454175
Moderate amount of fapping (few times a week, no porn), meditation and exercise is the key. Everyone I have ever talked to who is good at this shit has told me this.

[Anonymous No.8454486]

7yrs NEET
>Wake up
>Make breakfast and lunch for me and parents
>Give mom her meds
>Do laundry
>Try to browse the web for work from home bullshit
>Sleep
>Wake up, lunch
>Nap
>Make mom tea
>4chan
>Shitposting on my insta hoping it will go viral one day
>Cook dinner
>Hear parents tell me how useless I am and how I need a job
>Give mom her meds
>Dishes
>Workout 30-40 min
>Fap, sleep

Also check blockfolio 200 times a day

[Anonymous No.8454517]

>>8454486
>Also check blockfolio 200 times a day
Are you new to crypto? This tends to be a new to crypto thing. I suggest paying for a Coinigy account and setting up SMS alerts for different prices of different coins, so you get notified when you actually need to check shit. Reduces stress and stops wasting you time, so you can do more, fapping, I guess.

[Anonymous No.8454520]

>>8454486
>Give mom her meds
You are a good son. Take care of her.

[Anonymous No.8454527]

>usually a productive software engineer who works on side projects in his spare time
>have spent the last 2 days depressed out of my mind because i know I have to break up with my 9/10 loyal gf because she's always making me feel guilty with her jealousy

How do I pull the trigger on this breakup, even knowing that i'll be horribly lonely afterwards. it's giving me anxiety that i've never had before

[Anonymous No.8454528]

>>8454520
Don't know how long I can do it. She has breast cancer.

[Anonymous No.8454542]

>>8454528
Sorry to hear it. Fucking Cancer. Spend time with her. Be strong, anon.

[Anonymous No.8454576]

>>8454542
Yea man. Maybe my 600 LINK will really become 600k and I can get her stem cells or something.

[Anonymous No.8454591]

>>8454576
Send your eth address that has your 600 link. I'll give you 100.

[Anonymous No.8454600]

>>8454527
>her jealousy
Yuck. You needed to be more alpha from the start of the relationship my friend, and stop that trait from EVER being acceptable.

[Anonymous No.8454611]

>>8454591
0xcCef123243BFa9A655734fc4eA486d53cf5C0123

This is my offline wallet. My binance has the link.

Thanks man. Give me your kik or something, if this moons I'll pay you back

[Anonymous No.8454627]

>>8454591
You are a good anon.

[Anonymous No.8454644]

>>8454600
I did, anon. I did.

But then one of her roommates moved out, and I filled the spot because the apartment was GORGEOUS(crown molding, incredibly cheap rent, my own shower/bathroom, 2 minute walk from the train station).

After that it became a really clingy relationship obviously

[Anonymous No.8454647]

>>8450106
'productivity' is a meme

[Anonymous No.8454668]

>>8450106
GET A JOB! ANY JOBY!

[Anonymous No.8454675]

>>8454611
Send the link from your binance to your wallet. Sort of validates your story a bit more, don't want to be helping a larper. Plus, don't keep funds on exchanges.

>>8454668
If money isn't 100% necessary right now, you can spend your time learning enough for the next bull run to make you enough money for many years.

[Anonymous No.8454682]

>>8454644
>After that it became a really clingy relationship obviously
Hmm... True. Its hard as time goes on and the cling creeps in.

Well. If you've decided to break up, you might as well try an ultimatum that if she doesn't quit her shit you will leave. Unless you want to leave, then I suggest going over seas for 3-6 months

[Anonymous No.8454709]

>>8452006

where do you pick up chicks at 2 in the afternoon on a tuesday?

[Anonymous No.8454744]

>>8454675
Ok I'll have to go back home for that

Here's a pic of my mom, in hospital rn for chemo

seddes091
Is my kik if the thread 404's

[Anonymous No.8454752]

>>8453634

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.8454769]

>>8454527

dude dont. now with dating apps every roastie has thousands of suitors. its hell

[Anonymous No.8454785]

>>8454675
Btw can you just teach me about crypto, that be cool,

My kik is seddes091

Sorry for being weird, thanks for all the advice

[Anonymous No.8454793]

>>8454785
Can you make a telegram? Don't even have kik lol

[Anonymous No.8454799]

>>8454709
job centre

[Anonymous No.8454805]

Im a finance major and graduating soon. What're my possibilities with 0 work experience/empty portfolio and 2.6 gpa?

[Anonymous No.8454813]

>>8452227

I'm fucking jealous. Solid gains anon.

Why the fuck are you still playing WoW though? Shit went south during WotLK and I stopped in Cata. Tried again recently - holy fuck, it was a ghost town. Tried making conversation, getting random parties going etc - nothing. I miss the old WoW but it's never going to be the same.

[Anonymous No.8454815]

>>8454793
I downloaded the app, but it doesn't have any code or username to share, do I just give you my number?

[Anonymous No.8454823]

>>8454815
When you make an account you create an @ username, give me that.

[Anonymous No.8454842]

>>8454823

seddes091

I put this in the username, sry, Ive never used this app before

[Anonymous No.8454846]

Redpill me on Big 4
inb4 u

[Anonymous No.8454969]

>wake up to an alarm at 8am
>wait for circadian rhythm to hit a peak before crawling out of bed to make the neet trifecta of eggs, brown rice and frozen veg. >This will keep me fed throughout the day.
>Sit down to do some work on my crypto startup.
>9:30am in an office chair triggers a panic attack due to when I tried to become wage cuck for a fight or flight cultured company.
>Can barely think straight through the anxiety but managed to update a css style or something.
>Round about 5pm, memory is fucked from burnout but live in denial saying its not permanent brain damage.
>Call dad thanking him for hiring me even though i've done fuck all.
>Discord friends dropped me because i wanted this too much.
>Still believe im gonna make it some day.
Almost kms a couple weeks ago shit is not cool atm.

[Anonymous No.8455017]

Establish your sleeping pattern first.
For now, what you do in-between doesn't matter, just try and wake up the same time and go to bed the same time every day.

When you've established this, you can introduced your tasks 1 at a time or at a comfortable pace.

[Anonymous No.8455135]

I work on average 40 hours per week. Been listening to music and hitting the gym. I'm preparing for EDC Las Vegas in May.

I feel sorry for 90% of you. You have no skills, schooling, or social lives.

[Anonymous No.8455144]

>>8450106
Do you even know what NEET stands for you fucking retard!

[Anonymous No.8455167]

>>8455135
>work 40 hours per week
>think you're in any position to feel good
HAHAHAHA you are literally a wage cuck. Yeah you're better than most NEETs, but otherwise you're a fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.8455208]

>>8455135

Why are you so proud of wagecucking? Some of us NEET work that much too (Internet based business shit in addition to cryptos), except that we do it for ourselves, so it's different. Fucking slave mentality is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8455239]

>>8455017
>When you've established this, you can introduced your tasks 1 at a time or at a comfortable

Stay woke broseph, this is very good advice as a whole but this part in particular... bellissimo

I create memes and stuff for staying in shape with my photoshoppin skillz. I'm trying to migrate all my 3d design knowledge to open source alternatives when I've got free time from all the vidya and masturbation

[Anonymous No.8455241]

ive bought a whiteboard and i made jobs that i have to do each day

meditate
walk my dog twice atleast
read to be a better trader
shower (lol i need to be reminded to do it daily)
take my vitamins
drink a lot of water and stuff

it keeps you occupied and you become waay more productive

funny enough i have more time for everything else after all these jobs than i did before i just laid on my bed and jerkd off

good luck anon i love oyu

[Anonymous No.8455251]

>>8455241
Yeah a to do list type thing increases productivity so much. Also feels satisfying as fuck crossing things off.

[Anonymous No.8455257]

neet life wouldnt be that bad if u could maintain an actual social-life while doing so

[Anonymous No.8455267]

>>8455241

[Anonymous No.8455276]

>>8455267
Your quotes on the right side are cute.

[Anonymous No.8455288]

>>8455276

t-thanks i wanna fill the entire board, not because i dont know them but it sticks better if you read them every day also if you become rich as fuck its easy to lose touch with reality and u think that it will never crash etc

[Anonymous No.8455299]

>>8450788

Best advice in the thread.

Also, OP is a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.8455314]

>>8455288
Yeah man it's good. What do you reckon of meditation and working out? I find it's a fucking great combo to help with the rest of your day.

[Anonymous No.8455325]

>>8455267
show darwin pls

[Anonymous No.8455362]

>>8455314
yeah its awesome together, i actually feel more energetic when i work out

also i dont meditate only for a few minutes at a time when i feel like i am not doing anything
>>8455325

[Anonymous No.8455371]

>>8452227
You're a big guy.

[Anonymous No.8455378]

>>8455362
absolute 10/10, what a masterpiece of a dog. Seems loyal, athletic and the right amount of silly. Congrats dude

[Anonymous No.8455388]

>>8455378

thank you :)

[Anonymous No.8455392]

>>8450106
>I've just quit my job in finance
Why would you quit a stable job because it’s boring? Don’t tell me you’re trying to “find yourself”, Anon?

[Anonymous No.8455419]

>>8450106
fulltime /biz/ posting

[Anonymous No.8455538]

>>8454769
This is my fear. I'll be giving up a loyal 9/10 gf and end up alone and not be able to find a girl with decent morals ever again.

>>8454682
>then I suggest going over seas for 3-6 months
I plan on booking a vacation in europe or the carribean very soon after the breakup so that I don't have to think about it that much

[Anonymous No.8455556]

Also to give some advice in this thread:

Going to bed by 9-10PM is the biggest redpill. You wake up by 7AM every day and actually feel awake. I usually end up going to the gym in the morning just to kill time.

[Anonymous No.8455780]

Read, exercise, learn a new language, learn a new instrument, watch documentaries.
Also get some sport hobby on top of exercising. Golf is good to maybe network because I assume a lot of business people like to play it although you would need to join one of those fancy country clubs now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.8455784]

>>8454355
>Studies have shown a correlation between intelligence and being a late night person fyi.

[Anonymous No.8455822]

>>8454355
hey anon I believe you could be intelligent but what is that good for if you are just wasting it like you are? Stop being mediocre

[Anonymous No.8455840]

>>8455784
>https://personal.lse.ac.uk/kanazawa/pdfs/paid2009.pdf
>http://www.bmj.com/content/317/7174/1675?variant=full-text
>*tips*

[Anonymous No.8455981]

>>8454527
>>8455538
Nigger I just broke up with my gf because she's an unloyal bitch. I DREAM to have a loyal, clingy gf who loves me 24/7.

Finding a loyal woman nowadays is as possible as LINK hitting $1000. Think twice before you dump her.

>>8455840
Thanks for the url. Too lazy to google it myself.

[Anonymous No.8456005]

>>8454668
This.
Just spent 8 months "on a break". Still have more savings to trade but it wont last unless I do something crazy and very lucky but..
Mfw 3 recruiters all say this gap is now a red flag on my work history and won't present me for finance jobs now

[Anonymous No.8456017]

>>8455538

you're seriously dumb. when you are already getting laid you think how easy it is and that you will be able to trade into another girl in a few months

however, when you are thrown back into the writhing endless mobs of unwanted men you will not be able to climb back out. the grass is not greener here

[Anonymous No.8456031]

>>8454846

shitty pay, insane hours, you will be a certified wage slave after two years which employers like to see

[Anonymous No.8456048]

>>8455267

damn this is sad

[Anonymous No.8456049]

>>8451470
one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.8456052]

>>8450106
I am level 2 CFA and a CPA AMA

[Anonymous No.8456077]

>>8455241
My god the real world is going to break you

[Anonymous No.8456083]

>>8455267
I love your little whiteboard
keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.8456163]

>>8456017
>>8455981
What is the point of staying in a relationship, after a YEAR, when there are things that you can't work out and you fight almost every time you see each other?

I couldn't turn this into a marriage. That would be endless misery.

>wanting a girl who treats you with suspicion for going out for a drink with your friends and guilt trips you if you even hint that you need a few hours away from her

[Anonymous No.8456171]

>>8456077
made me kek, but least he's trying, and a list definitely helps. Gotta start somewhere, or otherwise you might end up as an accountant one day...

[Anonymous No.8456235]

>>8456163
>I couldn't turn this into a marriage
You're right. That's exactly the reason why I broke up with her.

Everyone has different needs and preferences. Good luck with your future journey, friendo. May you find the perfect one for yourself.

[Anonymous No.8456247]

>left my last contract job in data analytics in Nov
>living with mom so not a big deal
>still no job

routine:
>get up around 6-8 AM, make tea and toast
>check markets, browse /biz/
>take a bike ride through local trail if it's warm enough
>grab a mocha at small downtown area near home
>go back to browsing /biz/ and watching my positions
>job hunt
>crypto bro usually comes over with laptop
>smoke weed, listen to whalepool, make snacks

Not gonna lie, I'm in final round interviews for a new job now and I'm gonna miss this life

[Anonymous No.8456329]

>>8456005
>Mfw 3 recruiters all say this gap is now a red flag
they sound like shitty recruiters. Tell them you're taking time of for education and that you'll take the pepsi challenge against any employee at the company. And if the recruiter doesn't comply, still his/her job just to make a point.

[Anonymous No.8456341]

>>8456235
>May you find the perfect one for yourself.
I already did, but she dumped me about a year before I met my gf

[Anonymous No.8456349]

>>8456005
You're being retarded. Make up a fake job on your resume and lie about your experience to cover that gap.

Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.8456417]

>>8456341

[Anonymous No.8456439]

>>8450106
You probably just started this and your "routine" will fizzle out. By simply telling this board your daily routine, you've already received the chemical validation you would receive by getting this done. Don't tell people your plans if you want to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.8456444]

>>8450788
Well said

[Anonymous No.8456456]

>>8451540
why is reddit just becoming ok lately wtf nigga

[Anonymous No.8456459]

>>8451479
Stop jacking off and avoid Reddit.

[Anonymous No.8456472]

>>8453634
JOI is garbage get better tastes

[Anonymous No.8456490]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI

[Anonymous No.8456520]

>>8454969
>>Discord friends

[Anonymous No.8456683]

>>8450106
I am a code monkey, but usually larn new frameworks when I am not working in a company/wageslaving.

[Anonymous No.8456744]

>>8456329
hurr ok I'll tell them to work harder
lazy boomers and genxers

[Anonymous No.8456764]

>>8456349
or focus on getting a job fast like I did and have actual usd flowing in

[Anonymous No.8456768]

>>8454223
connections i assume?

[Anonymous No.8456789]

>>8456077
>>8456048

why do u guys assume that just because i have a board and slightly more autistic than the avg person i dont experience real life? i am living alone and have a gf, and i can cook better meals than both of your mothers combined

[Anonymous No.8456811]

>>8452029
Are your parents going to leave you an inheritance? Use this time get /fit/ bro

[Anonymous No.8456821]

>>8456789
My mother was a housewife for 40 years. You couldn’t cook a better meal if you tried you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.8456831]

Honesty reading all these the main theme here is that most NEETs aren’t willing to do anything uncomfortable. Would I like to stay home and jack off and walk the dog? Who wouldn’t... bet instead I’m going to my sales job in the city to make some fucking money because I own a home and am willing to trade daily discomfort for something tangible. Living off your parents is fucking scummy. Grow the fuck up or continue to waste away in your sperm filled dungeons.

[Anonymous No.8456837]

>>8456821

i just did

also explain why the real world will break me

[Anonymous No.8456845]

>>8456837
Because you are weak and stupid.

[Anonymous No.8456855]

>>8456845
epic

[Anonymous No.8456992]

>>8456855
One of your main tasks of the day is to shower and take your vitamins. These things are so minute and routine/easy that they’re less than an afterthought in my mind. I have so much more stress and important shit to worry about. If you feel like taking a showering and walking your dog is accomplishing something...the real world is going to be hard.

But fret not, for through adversity comes strength.

[Anonymous No.8457073]

>>8456992
main tasks are reading and workout

rest are filler so i dont just have 2 thing to cross out

u are a shit person who tries to bring others down

hope u will have a happier life i am done

[Anonymous No.8457094]

>>8457073
You type like a Pajeet

[Anonymous No.8457111]

>>8457073
If you’re <30 you can be fine if you get your shit together now.

If you’re <20 then you’re fine you have a couple of years to get it together.

[Anonymous No.8457151]

>>8450106
I will do the same. Starting tomorrow. Today will be the last day i play vidya and jerk off to traps !

[Anonymous No.8457465]

>>8457151
This is OP. You won’t do shit, because you are lazy, seek cheap thrills, and are easily distracted. Work hard, always improve — anyone can do what I do. But you won’t.

[Anonymous No.8457517]

>>8457465
Thanks, just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.8457590]

Im 20yo cryptorich neet
>wake up at 2 pm
>take my nootropic stack and eat breakfast
>browse biz and catch up with crypto and stocks, try to find a way to make next million without wagecucking
>do some chores
>go for a jog with my dog four times a day
>meditate
>stay up till 5am because there are no distractions at night
Every day feels the same and Im on autopilot waiting to die. I really need some new goals.

[Anonymous No.8457608]

NEET here. Going to the gym at a set time every day (5 days/week) is the best way to establish a foundation for me.

[Anonymous No.8457609]

>>8451558
delet

[Anonymous No.8457614]

>>8457151
clean your room, stop smoking weed

[Anonymous No.8457625]

>>8457590
>>stay up till 5am because there are no distractions at night
its a good feel not being bothered at night

[Anonymous No.8457692]

>>8450788
each path to enlightenment is unique. failure is an excellent teacher
>>8450106
it appears that you now have a new job and an employee. be easy on each other.

[Anonymous No.8457775]

Does nofap actually work? I lost my libido for a while and did nofap and it seemed to help quite a lot but eventually I just get horny and fap a couple of times and it's the same thing all over again. I have a gf so I can just get off with her but just by virtue of having different schedules etc I tend to want to fap anyway. Is there some point where I'll be conditioned to get off to real sex only and feel better somehow? Seems like placebo other than the obvious sexual effects (more horny)

[Anonymous No.8457807]

>>8452029
Where is the weed?

[Anonymous No.8457821]

>>8457775
Tons of focus on masturbation in this thread. Can't tell if it's a legit thing or if you guys are simply obsessed with jacking off

[Anonymous No.8457835]

>>8457775
Jerking off is fucking bad for you, especially to porn. I have no proof but personal experience. I’m on day 7 of no fap, but this is not my first attempt. Historically this is where my will has faltered. I think 3 weeks is about my best. I will beat that this time.

[Anonymous No.8457851]

>>8454277
>Shit post on 4chan/play videogames with my friends in the evenings.
How do you make friends as a NEET? I have no friends anymore. Made some attempts to reach out but most of my old acquaintances have lives/careers/kids and don't want much to do with me

[Anonymous No.8457867]

>>8457835
Can you give me a rundown? Don't just link me to a big shotgun blast of info—tldr please

[Anonymous No.8457879]

>>8457867
>>8457835
>especially to porn
What about static images?

[Anonymous No.8457922]

>>8457835
Total bs. It's only bad for nolifers sitting behind their computer doing it

[Anonymous No.8458187]

>>8457879
Probably better than video but worse than not at all

>>8457867
At day 7 is where I really start to see differences. Women start to give me attention. They give me looks. They’re more attracted to me. I have more energy. Today I woke up and did chores before getting ready for work. That never happens. Just feeling more confident and all around better.

>>8457922
Keep telling yourself that, wanker. When you ejaculate, you’re supposed to be inside a vagina where you exchange fluids with a woman. Your body and mind knows when there has been no fluid exchange.

[kingfish !eyZ.srqtOk No.8458207]

>>8450106
I don't relax
I make more money until i collapse of exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.8458635]

>>8451534

[Anonymous No.8458777]

>>8453634
Don't listen to that faggot, JOI is amazing when it's done right.

[Anonymous No.8458942]

>>8456017
fucking hell i'm 15 months post break-up and this couldn't be more true... find a good one while you're young, there is nothing out there for me anymore.
the internet and hookup culture has absolutely destroyed anyone who values traditional courting

[Anonymous No.8458968]

>>8456005
i mean, you're not supposed to say you were "on break" for 8 months.... lol

[Anonymous No.8459090]

>get job at shitty giant chain superstore
>night stocker, extra pay, no terrible customers
>3 years, no money, all spent
>some crypto, shitty alts, no moons, panic sells
>consider moving into finance position because easy + money is fun
>thousands of dollars and 4 years of wasted time
I have 100+ tabs of 4chan threads to read through, I finish maybe 2 - 3 videogames/anime/movies a year. I hardly have time to spend with my friends, and I can't meet any girls since I sleep all day. How the fuck do I make this better? I feel like getting a job helped me, made me more independent and gave more willpower to improve myself, but I feel so fucking stuck now.
Thanks for reading my shitty blog.

[Anonymous No.8459353]

Not NEET, but

I'm just getting tired of this life. I'm 26 and I'm still in school. I've dropped/failed a few classes, so I'm really behind in school. I don't even like school or my major (finance/accounting). I'm also working a shit job that's filled with a bunch of druggy high school kids. For the past 10 years, I've only worked at shitty minimum wage jobs. I'm scared that these jobs are the only jobs I'll be ever good at. I just feel stuck in life. Also the loneliness is getting to me. A lot of the people I went to high school with are getting married and having kids and I'm just sitting here like a sad fuck.

[Anonymous No.8460067]

>>8459353
Learn how to invest money and never work a day in your life.

[Anonymous No.8460469]

>>8459353

Same