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I'm not smart, lots of luck. I'm just a middle class schmuck who weaseled my way in. is my life going to change? I don't have the brainpower to become an MD or PhD, am I really a shoo-in for banking even if I don't have great grades?

>> No.8446307

You're probably a minority. My guess native american?

>> No.8446323

>>8446292
Pick an easy major, and spend your time networking & lifting. You will become Chad and get into IB/management consulting.

>> No.8446327

>>8446292

>wants to work for a jew

>> No.8446339

Ivy League schools have reputation to consider and they won't let anyone fail in their school. They will not fail you even you are literal brainlet

t. ivy league graduate

>> No.8446344

Hi, why are you posting this again? There was a pretty lively discussion yesterday.

>> No.8446439

>>8446339
Yes like Brown university has the worst grad inflation of any school.


I heard people in ivy leagues are insufferable trust fund kids and rich chinks. Neither will like you when they see your frumpy normal people clothes and the fact you aren't going somewhere fancy on spring break. Prepare for isolation.

>> No.8446448 [DELETED] 

>>8446344
sorry, I posted it and immediately got busy, so I didn't participate

>> No.8446465

>>8446292
stop making this shit thread. nobody cares

>> No.8446464

>>8446439
strong GPA is super helpful, but literally 25% of Brown kids go to US medical schools. that's ridiculously legit, so they still must do well on MCAT and all the other requirements

>> No.8446477 [DELETED] 

>>8446323
besides meme tier afro or latin studies, what's an easy major at an Ivy? something easy that won't get me laughed at, I guess

>> No.8446501

>>8446307
nope. geography helped me a lot. and crappy high school, so I have #1 ranking even though I wouldn't be top 10% at a rich school full of grinds

>> No.8446532

>>8446477
archaeology

>> No.8446547

>>8446292
sorry dumbfag brainlet is a brainlet. degrees don't mean shit once you're in the wagecuck world

>> No.8446642 [DELETED] 

>>8446339
yup, I'll get free basically private tutors 24/7 which would cost me $50-100 an hour at a public U. not sure what to major in. something easy but still somewhat respectable

>> No.8446714

>>8446339
yup, free private tutors basically 24/7 which would cost $50-100 an hour at a public U. minimal chance at grades lower than a B-. what's an easy yet still respectable concentration?

>> No.8446743

>>8446292
You wont have any problem getting a banking job.

>> No.8447483

>>8446743
even top bucket?

>> No.8447521

kys

t. MIT CS ‘18

>> No.8447537
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8447537

>>8446307
>You're probably a minority
Brainlet

>> No.8447565

>>8446292
>Vox Clamantis in Deserto

clams for dessert? Yuck

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8447573

>>8446292
Hey OP!
I'm black too! I worked really hard to achieve my 3.0 GPA and 1040 SAT (pretty good, huh?). I got a Full Ride to 6 Ivy leagues.

>> No.8447972

>>8447521
tech giant or startup? first year base o/u $120k?

>> No.8448397

>>8446292
You'll become gay and learn to hate /biz/.

>> No.8448558

>>8448397
Princeton, not Yale

>> No.8448632

>>8447573
you are a based black man please impregnate my gf

>> No.8448681

>People think your college/GPA matters and not your first job.

22 years old, $160k income, $100k net worth, went to a piece of shit no name college in the midwest and graduated with a 3.0 here.

>inb4 HURR LARP

>> No.8448691

>>8447537
??? Native American would be the minority???

>> No.8448728

>>8448681
electrical engineering or CS?