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8445301 No.8445301 [Reply] [Original]

wat do

>> No.8445312

start adding your friend's phone numbers, what are you, a loner

>> No.8445323

Rename mother to mom.

>> No.8445331
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>>8445301
Better just own up to and tell them you wasted all your (their) money on useless pyramid scams. "B-Because blockchain is the future!!!"

>> No.8445352

>>8445301
Call your mother it will be easier

>> No.8445403

>>8445301
>>8445323
This, you're already enough of a fucking weirdo with 0 friends other than your parents, the least you could do is stop calling your mom 'mother'

>> No.8445417

>>8445301
>>8445323
I feel like there's an untold story here.

>> No.8445486

>>8445301
Either change "Dad" to "Father", or change "Mother" to "Mom".
Because this is just ridiculous.

>> No.8445576

Add my number anon
1-800-BUY-LINK

>> No.8445602

>>8445301
Call your mom, anon.

>> No.8445619

Im confused... why is me calling her mother so weird?

>> No.8445635

>>8445619
you called one dad and the other mother
dad is a more affectionate form of father
mother is cold. distant. emotionless.
your desire to separate from her in your writing indicates clear mommy issues.

>> No.8445640
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>>8445619
> dad
> casual
> loving

> mother
> formal
> icy

You love the cock don't you anon

>> No.8445643

>>8445619
Way too formal. This isn't the fucking Victorian era.

>> No.8445653

whos got that OC of the dude how made fake contacts on his phone just on the offchance people see his contact list or use his phone?

>> No.8445689

>>8445301
You can add me OP, but it is very important you only call me when you are close to death. Don't ask why and no I'm not going to trap your soul. That wouldn't be right ;)

>> No.8445725

>>8445301
Best case scenario is your parents get divorced and both remarry. Then you can double your contacts.

>> No.8445880

>>8445301
Isn't mother what you hear all the creeps in movies say that still live with their mom?
>MOTHER NOT NOW!!! IM WITH A FRIEND!

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>>8445880
> not inviting your friend to try on your mother's clothes first