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Be Philosophical edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Previous thread >>8376508

>> No.8436250

crash fucking when

>> No.8436291

>>8436250
Maybe today
>Zuck Inc. is getting bogged
>FED is about to shitpost on interest rate and the market is pretending to not have seen it coming
>AMRS wil also get bogged because of take profit meme

brb kms

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8436347

Morning early birds!

Who else held UVXY? We holding until Wednesday for the FED to really fuck everything?

>> No.8436361

hoping for some comfy rainy day gains. plz

>> No.8436374

Just buy $MU.

>> No.8436434
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8436434

bought 2000 amd shares at 11.43 lets do this

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8436440

Morning all

>> No.8436449

>>8436440
sup bill

>> No.8436463

>>8436347
I'm holding till Wednesday.

>> No.8436542

>Got options trading on RH right as the fes about to raise rates.
Based RH

>> No.8436593

>>8436434
Live stream your suicide

>> No.8436707

LONG CLRB

>> No.8436719

>>8436542
whatcha buying with your newfound options?

>> No.8436746

>>8436542
>tfw they wouldn’t approve me right now.

>> No.8436769

Looking for hot tips on the next big thing

>> No.8436836

Can someone explain options to an brainlet. I just want to be rich. $100 ready to invest right now.

>> No.8436866

>>8436719
Pandora 4/6 puts and AMAT or ASML calls.
Might sell some AMD puts since I'm long and bag holding them anyways.

>> No.8436869

>>8436836
You buy low and you sell high

>> No.8436873

>>8436836
>$100 ready to invest right now.
then don't bother. options are risky as fuck because anything could wipe out the price in a second

>> No.8436885

>>8436234
ey dudes the short run on the spx is not over yet. just saying
thank me later

>> No.8436925

>>8436873
>>8436836
case in point, I'm about to lose 2k on intel calls because I bet it would have gone up to 52.5. it didn't and now I'm fucked

>> No.8436934

>>8436836
It's like a roulette wheel, but for the stock market, it's fucking great

>> No.8436938

Bought Amyris at 6.97 - will I kill myself today or not?

>> No.8436953

FB is shitting all over my FNGU this morning, god damn. I should dump it, half of FNGU is fucking garbage

>> No.8436954

>>8436769
BRK.A

>> No.8436957

>>8436938
Its okay the one anon says it will be 10 bux by end of the year.

>> No.8436972

>tfw class starts at 9:30 every Monday and Wednesday
I don't even know why I come to this class.

>> No.8436973

>>8436938
Meme aside, I could see it dropping in value as some people will probably dump, but overall you shouldn't have bought after the prophecy was witnessed.

>> No.8436992

>>8436938
I bought @6.74
There is possible dilution (warrant exercing @5.3$)
I think AMRS should be volatile for a while

I fomo'd on friday and now am getting punished by the Bogs.
Repent and accept your bags.

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Mornin niggas

>> No.8437021

>>8436938
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT S DROPPING

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>>8437013
Morning

AHHHHHHHH

>> No.8437039

BEAR DAY

>> No.8437043

AHHHHHH HHH
ITS ALL IN THE RED!!!

>> No.8437053

>>8436769
AKER is going to $1. Eventually.

>> No.8437054
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8437069

Good morning anons. What will you be buying in todays dip?

>> No.8437073

>>8437043
Why didn't you listen to me? I've been telling you all today was going to be red for a month.

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>>8436938
>>8436992
>>8437021

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8437082

Is cron back?

>> No.8437092

>>8437073
Ngl, the UVXY hold is making this comfy

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8437135

>tfw you bought Amyris at 4.50 then it shoots to 7.00 and you sell

>tfw you made a limit buy at 6.25 and it fills then shoots immediately back up

>> No.8437162

>>8436291
It's gonna be very interesting. Is there any reason not to short something today?

>> No.8437177

The market is kill. We're about to retest the February lows. After that, it's a coin toss.

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>>8436542
>lost 120 dollars in 12 mintues
Damn that was fast.

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>>8437082
>TO
>THE
>MOONROCKS

>> No.8437195

>>8437162
The real question is what is going to be the reddest of red today.

>> No.8437218

>>8437195
Pls be faceberg

>> No.8437243

RSII is a fucking beast

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WASN'T FEBRUARY ENOUGH???

>> No.8437269

>>8436463
good lad. you still shorting bonds all week? i found a 3x leveraged short on the 20+yr long treasuries (TMV). you said you were in TBT, right? i think thats only 2x

>> No.8437272

I bought some UVXY Friday afternoon. How long should I hodl? Or sell now?

>> No.8437284

>>8437272
Probably be able to hold it most of the week.

>> No.8437326

Netflix, all in

>> No.8437336

fuuuuuuuck this market

which one of you prepared the bear?

>> No.8437346

>>8437269
I'm still short bonds. I'll have to add that TMV meme to my watch list. Thanks.

>> No.8437361

>FB

>> No.8437362
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8437362

Why is this graph always right? Even with individual securities. It's crazy.

>> No.8437390

Looks like abgood week for uvxy and sqqq

>> No.8437426

CMRD earnings today

>> No.8437459

>>8436291
The AMRS bogging is not going to last long. I predict at least $10 by the end of this week or sooner.

>> No.8437473

>>8437182
Only -37 now whew.
Options are fun! Fun!

>> No.8437504

>>8437346
what should i be watching to see when bonds will turn? obviously FED will kick these short bonds ETFS into overdrive, but do you know of anything that i could use to chart when exactly the rate hike will be? ive been using UUP to track the dollar and CPI (as an overlay, no one really trades it) to track inflation, but since these ETFs (TMV TBT) hold TIPS, they shouldnt be affected by inflation, no? sorry about all the questions, but i saw your idea on friday (short bonds, long vol) and decided to do some research.

junk bonds, would definitely be hit by both inflation AND rate hikes, both of which were getting this week, but i couldnt find a leveraged short ETF unfortunately. but i did find a regular old inverse ETF for them with SJB

>> No.8437508

I seriously hope the deathnote for facebook has been written. Making business look well from pajeet clickfarms was bound to pop at some point.

>> No.8437531

>>8437459
I have done my homework and my DCF model tells me it is undervalued as fuck (fair SP should be 16$ with shares outstanding of 90M, John Melo’s guidance and very conservative inputs)

But I am a neet brainlet posting on burmese fruit picking board so what do I know

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>>8437504
Priced in bud

>> No.8437558

Memes aside, is BPMX about to take off?

>> No.8437574

>>8437508
Are people seriously that concerned about their data in facebook? I dont think they are likely to stop using it because of concerns.

>> No.8437585

>>8437534
Nope, nobody see's this shit coming, and the market is going to have a baby.

>> No.8437594

>>8437459
yeah even the shorts are laying off it. have you been noticing the big buys weve been getting just after the bell? they are trying to not get everyone excited so they can still get the cheapies, is my bet

>>8437534
really, then why did TIPS dump a half a percent over the weekend? not tryin to be all fucking hotheaded, honestly asking. never really payed too much attention to bonds, but im interested in more or less shorting them for months as all this new FED shit rolls in. seems that with interest at its all time low, bonds have only one way to go and thats down

>> No.8437639

>>8437594
This was my exact thought in January.

>> No.8437648

>>8437594
Yields are already around 3%, I dont see it going higher than that for years

>> No.8437655

Nice market guys.

>> No.8437670

Make it stop

>> No.8437691

>>8437670
Only if you suck my cock >;^)

>> No.8437703

AMRS mooon by the end of the week?

>> No.8437719

>>8437648
Here's the thing if the yield increases to like 3.5% or 4% the sell off in equities to move into bonds will crash the market. When you've got these retirement accounts that are only looking for decent paying dividends and not so much on the growth side, that money will flow out of equities and into the bond market faster than the market can react. Then you end up in a chain sell off situation. Hence the long volatility UVXY and S&P short SPXS along with the Bear Bond meme.

>> No.8437730

>>8437703
It is only priced at 1.5 of projected sales.

I believe Melo is finally being realistic on his guidance since he and his team actually delivered in Q417

I don’t know what should be the PS ratio of a biotech growth company but it is definitely not a mere 1.5

>> No.8437766

Here comes amrs mother fuckers.
Jump in an help an outrageous squeeze.

>> No.8437778

>>8437639
smart guy. pretty much just cracked out on reading about bonds all week (dont drink), and as soon as i came to a basic understanding of their pricing, i thought the same thing.

>>8437648
i think youre underestimating how fucking crazy everything is right now. we will see

>>8437719
shit man, this is some fucking logic. you thinking there will be a spike in gold? was thinking about adding JNUG to my bear squadron

>> No.8437780

VTGN just bounced, was there news or is this just noise?

>> No.8437782

>>8437719
no because you are assuming that even with higher yields they would still outperform equities, which will probably never happen for many years from now

>> No.8437822
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BASED netflix
Sold

>> No.8437845

Why is the market so bad? Did President idiot orange DRUMPF do this?

>> No.8437877

>>8437782
unless, like he said, equities fucking dump. in which case they will definitely outperform them as they arent as volatile and treasuries offer protection from inflation.

in fact, im starting to think that crashing EVERYTHING at the same time is the plan. crypto, equities, bonds, all looking bearish as shit right now. meanwhile central banks are buying up cheap bonds en masse, per usual, and holding gold. as much as i fucking despise central bankers, they are the only ones making sense right now.

>> No.8437881

>>8437782
Its not about the performance growth, it's the safety and security in a guaranteed fixed 4%.

>> No.8437905

>>8437782
you forget that interest on high quality bonds is near guaranteed, equities nothing is guaranteed.

>> No.8437914

>>8437881
this is the same logic behind why FED buys them, correct? they dont give a fuck about the market direction, simply the accrued interest they can collect

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>>8437877
*sigh*

>>8437881
it is about gaining the highest yield, which fucking dividends will always be higher than. Why would anyone go into bonds? Even if the market takes another leg down, its not like this is a fucking recession

>> No.8437952

>>8437905
fixed-income has been dead forever, I know why people would go into bonds, and theres literally 0 reason for it now. Even if the markets go down you could get higher yields from Coca Cola and real estate

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Based Amyris. TO THE MOON, BOYS!!!!

>> No.8437976

>>8437914
no, the fed buys and sells treasuries to control the money supply in order to try and keep inflation between 1-2%

>> No.8438012

>>8437920
Most dividend yields are absolute shit, REITs usually have the highest, but with all these brick and mortar stores getting squeezed out by Amazon REITs are getting murdered. Once the situation corrects its self and the empty brick and mortar stores shift into entertainment complexes then you will see REITs start to come back, but this is years down the road. Just watch what happens.

>> No.8438024

Where were you years ago when HRTX was called a shitty memestock with no hope. Don't you want to be rich, anon?

>> No.8438028

RSII just doen't stop

>> No.8438051

>>8436347
I need a cat soon. Those little fuckers are funny.

>> No.8438073

>>8438012
the biggest most liquid and stable dividend stocks like cocacola has yields that still outperform projected bond yield growth to 2020, plus, they can just raise the yields, they have the cash

>> No.8438105

>>8438012
>entertainment complexes

There's only room for so many restaurants, man. Most of them are just gonna go bankrupt

>> No.8438154

The stock market is crashing my gains...

>> No.8438181

Memes to buy during this dip?

>> No.8438212

>>8437780
Probably this.

https://www.streetinsider.com/FDA/VistaGen+Therapeutics+%28VTGN%29+Reports+Notice+of+Allowance+for+U.S.+Patent+Covering+Oral+Formulations+of+AV-101/13958576.html?si_client=intbro

>> No.8438239

>>8437920
the difference is huge. bond yields generally dont fluctuate, so you have a guarantee whereas dividends can get fucked with in all numbers of ways for any fucking reason and all they have to do is pass it by their execs and POOF div is kill. especially in times of economic tightening.

besides, this argument over yields is more or less irrelevant, as im shorting bonds not holding em

>> No.8438252

Shitposting with money... that's oddly accurate, especially on speculative small cap stuff.

Anyway. Green day for weed sector. Namaste up 13% on the ACMPR license get news. Price went spastic since Friday; regular trading at around 2.06, spike to 2.17, halt pending news, bid/ask go to 2.40 during halt, opens at 2.55 this morning, hits 2.57, drops to 2.38, now at 2.45 and climbing. It's funny to see this kind of thing lately. The bulls want to run so bad but overall sector is not quite ready to go crazy just yet.

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>>8438181
Buy Facebook

>> No.8438263

>>8437574
Its not the end users, its when investors realize the whole company is build on a house of cards. Their revenue metrcs are completely based on "clicks" when you get down to it. All of these clicks are via botfarms. A lot of people using something doesnt mean its abviable businesses model, same applies to twitter and snap. People ignore online ads.

>> No.8438285

>>8437362

Chart patterns and TA can be self fulfilling. It is so because enough traders believe it will be so and trade accordingly.

>> No.8438292

>>8438239
Yes I know that and I explained why people wouldnt drop equities for bonds, thus no market sell off for such a reason
Also equities arent bearish, also this has happened before in the 80s and markets still went up

>> No.8438300

>>8438012
>REITs
speaking of which, i was researching things to hedge against inflation. fucking land.
got my eye on SCHH LAND and PCL. all have really low expense ratios and YUUUUGE divs.

also, since im anticipating inflation, i might go long on some general commodities/natural resources based ETFs like DBC and GNR respectively

but first i gotta get some of my cash back from AMRS after this first swing is done. im like 70% in that alone right now

>> No.8438301

>>8436542
My option orders never fill. There is such low volume right now, i guess because its still rolling out?

>> No.8438314

>tfw riding the SQQQ train right now

>> No.8438322

market neutral entry into netflix ALL IN AGAIN

>> No.8438325

>>8438252
>Green day for weed sector
heh

>> No.8438344

>>8438325

Dude.

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Good idea to hold novidya long term?

They seem to have the biggest grasp in emerging AI tech, but at the same time, AMD is starting to make gains in the consumer GPU section again with their mobile chips integrated with Intel CPUs (both dies in one big chip). Something that has never been done before, performs really well and it's easier to cool.

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>Sunrun is still in the green

>> No.8438378

>>8438301
RH uses more or less the same data as other brokerages, try increasing your limit since the spread is usually bigger for options.

>> No.8438385

>>8438325
RSII bro

>> No.8438395

>>8438354
i dont know honestly anon. it looks like the whole tech industry is getting the speculation shook out of it right now.

my play im looking to get in on though is to catch this semis rollover. i called it last week, and im waiting for SOXX to go below 188.60 for my entry trigger. ill accumulate SOXS during the bear trap, and then hold for like a week or a month as the recent run on semis has been more or less speculative in my opinion. if anyones interested in the plan ill post my specifics

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>>8437956
AMRS! Get hype! It is going up, up, up!.
Going to call today to ask how their mission is going.

>> No.8438441

Doubled my money on that UVXY position. Options rule.

>> No.8438459

>lost $3000 on my way to work
Great way to start the week

>> No.8438465

boeng holding stable

>> No.8438494
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What happened to goyimbook?

>> No.8438515

Should I buy UVXY right now?

>> No.8438529

>>8438263
Botting isnt the current concern though right? Its about end-user data privacy.

All of these sites have so much traffic, even if one user in a 1000 goes through an ad, thats a lot of clicks.

>> No.8438542

>>8438515
buy SPY

>> No.8438543

>>8438515
Buy High Sell low

>> No.8438546

>>8438494
caught with their lips around another company's dick

>> No.8438559

>>8438441
had no idea that there was so much options trading on the VIX instruments. i dont know why the fuck i bother with actually holding the ETN. thats a way fucking better idea. been calling all of these sell offs the past couple weeks, and trading them, but i always lose out a little from what i couldve gotten because i suck at trading and it moves like a buzzsaw in both directions.

the way youre doing it is da wey for sure

>>8438494
normies finally realized that zuck has been selling their data to whoever fucking offers up money and the US govt. im gonna take up some long puts with a couple months at 170 because i hate that fucking cunt

>>8438515
its running hot right now. if you must, wait for a rally in the major indices THEN go long VIX

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These threads are worse than stocktwits

All of you please kill yourselves.

>> No.8438589

>>8438574
Welcome to /biz/. Where the blind lead the blind and we always buy the peak.

>> No.8438600

>>8438559
>im gonna take up some long puts with a couple months at 170 because i hate that fucking cunt
don't do it man. normies are stupid as fuck they'll prop up tesla for years and FB is no different

>> No.8438605

>>8438589
I Short every ticker /biz/ spouts.

>> No.8438606

>>8438494
Damn kike book is getting slaughtered.

>> No.8438619

>>8438494
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/edward-snowden-facebook-is-a-surveillance-company-rebranded-as-social-media

Maybe it has to do with Snowden calling them out on their recent politically-motivated bullshit, but then again normies think he's some evil terrorist

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>>8438574
go be a nigger elsewhere. the plays here have been alright as of late

>>8438395
also, here is my plan for shorting semis if anyone cares to join me. ill be using the SOXX as my indicator, and buying up SOXS when SOXX rallies either today or tomorrow.

>> No.8438671

Increasing my citigroup stack with a big order, dont be surprised if this moves the market

>> No.8438686
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8438686

Guys invest in AKER! Got in 10k. Fast money!

Thank me later!

>> No.8438695

>>8438574
buy NAK and DRYS

>> No.8438720

>>8438686
oh shit, my buddy has 24k shares of them. he must be doing fucking jumping jacks as of right now

>> No.8438743

>>8438686
they're up already 10% why should I chase?

>> No.8438762

>>8438619
Did you miss the Facebook news over the weekend?

Cambridge Analytica is a data science political advertising company. They're credited with giving Trump a huge advantage in the social media space, and for putting out a ton of pro-Brexit ads. It was run for a time by Bannon and financed by the people who support Breitbart.

Their platform relied on using user data from Facebook to generate psychological profiles of people to send them political ads targeted on an individual level. The public story until a few days ago was that Cambridge Analytica got their data through user submitted surveys.

We found out over the weekend that Cambridge Analytica, back in 2014/2015, actually used a loophole of sorts to pull data on friends and friends of friends of the people who filled out the surveys, all in all taking in 30-50 million user profiles without consent from the users.

It also turns out that Facebook knew about this in 2015, and demanded they delete the data. However, Facebook did this through a "click yes if you deleted the data" kind of mechanism, and didn't verify the data was gone or disclose to users their data had been illegally collected.

So now the whole shit fit is around Facebook's ability to secure data and how they deal with data breaches when they happen. Facebook's stock is falling and it's taking a number of other tech companies with it right now.

>> No.8438783

>>8438762
facebook drops like this on news all the fucking time it always comes back

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God fucking damn it.

>> No.8438799

>>8438743
its some biopharm from what i remember, so 10% really is nothing. im going to take up a small position in case it doubles.

>>8438762
>dumb niggers who willingly submit to not only total privacy intrusion, but happily fill out further datamining surveys are upset that their priacy was compromised
good. looks like jim carey made the right call. in spite of his obvious mental erosion

>> No.8438802

CRMD as a few of you memed the last two weeks is looking sexy right now

>> No.8438814
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>>8438799
Good, Facebook is actually awful.

>> No.8438855

>>8438783
Not saying it won't. But for now, it's shaking up everything tech related. FB news has turned into momentum for other shit. Even biotech is taking a slide.

>>8438802
Got my lmao100 share position ready to roll the dice on earnings tonight.

>> No.8438856

>>8438798
I have 50 shares of Micron and 50 shares of Intel, and 40 shares of MSFT. All bombing like fuck. GG. I'm not worried though.

>> No.8438857

>>8438814
>that pic
well i gotta hand it to em. the NSA knows what the fuck they are doing in terms of creepshots.

>> No.8438860

>>8438529
Yes privacy concerns have always been on the table, but normies dont seem to care that they are posting pics of themselves with identifiers anyway. The clickthrough rate is probably more like 1 in 10,000 of it being an actual human. How many of those actual humans turn and end up buying what they click? Probably only a few percent. All of that data may seem to be valuable at face value to the ad company but there is no market basis for the underling datapoint. Users on facebook arent really there to shop.

Contast this to buying an ad on google or amazon, the mindset of the user is a much higher value business datapoint. I think the market will figure this out eventually that facebook was really no more valuable than myspace at the end of the day.

Facebook is deperately trying to find viable long term revenue streams, but have so far made shit aquisitions at overpriced costs (lol occulus). Their best hope is to quitely drift into the shadows like AOL

>> No.8438888

>>8438860
thats it. im taking up those 170 puts for fucking sure. if the faith wavers in goybook even a little, it has quite a bit to fall

>> No.8438889
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8438889

KO not even budging

>> No.8438893

>>8438856
IRON FUCKING HANDS BABY
I ditched my semi bags last week, but I think they're good long term holds.

>> No.8438898

>>8438888
also, solid entry on TMV which is 3x short bonds if anyone is interested

>> No.8438900

>>8438855
lmao118 as well gambling on earnings

>> No.8438907

>>8438783
>It always comes back
GE would like to have a word with you.

>> No.8438932

fuck it Im throwing some money on FB right now at 171
this fud cant last

>> No.8438948

>>8438932
Yeah, people have short memory. It's tempting.

>> No.8438955

>>8438948
solid analysis

>> No.8438959

>>8438907
its rare for something like that to happen, not to mention Facebook actually has the cash flow

>> No.8439038

>>8436291
It looks the pattern is verified again : whenever you have bad news on a very hyped stock, algos and ETFs send the whole market crashing indiscriminately.

>> No.8439064

>be me
>holding ge since December
Dogonbarstoolonfire.jpeg

>> No.8439082

>>8438860
Yeah, that's probably why the spent so much money on Oculus Rift. They're desperately trying to establish a physical revenue stream. Too bad VR is still a meme. I really think all of the ER were a front now. Good riddance. I always felt that Facebook was scummy company.

>> No.8439100

based C but hOOOOLY shit netflix is fucking 309 holy shit

BUYING FUCK IT

>> No.8439104

>>8436234
how does a poor crypto lad like myself buy TVIX or VIX?

>> No.8439126

any one buy some puts on FB? made some nice gains today

>> No.8439137

>>8438959
Remember Kodak? Yeah, neither does anyone.

>> No.8439154

>>8439104
You need a broker. Robinhood in the OP is free for Amerifats.

>> No.8439221

>>8439104
I think by the time your money settles and you can start trading, you're going to have missed the VIX rocket and will probably want to go short vix. The decay on TVIX is real, but when you know how to use that meme, your best days on the market are going to be when everybody else is losing their ass.

>> No.8439226
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8439226

It's that special Anon's favorite time of the day... Lunchtime checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having a pork fritter sandwich and waffle fries but I'm taking the bun off, little too much for me. And today I'm doing great, I'm up 3% thanks to Bagholder and UVXY positions. I learn something new every week, which is nice. BGFV and AMRS are also doing decent for the day, NBEV is just a bag at this point and I'm close to dumping my AMD.

>> No.8439242

>>8439226
Im drinking a nice CocaCola product, the worlds favorite beverage

>> No.8439247

>>8439226
quesadilla, chorizo taco with hashbrowns, fries

dump your AMD... please

>> No.8439253

i made 2500 bucks today

>> No.8439254

What do you guys think, hodl sqqq and uvxy until tomorrow? or use 2 round trips at close of day to lock in 15 % gains

>> No.8439272

>>8439242
>Im drinking a nice CocaCola product, the worlds favorite beverage
i told my girlfriend that just now.. she said agreed, best beverage in the world. She drinks like 6 cans of coke a day and is super skinny, her whole family drinks coke all day and is super skinny, it's so weird

>> No.8439281

>>8439247
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.8439284

>>8439272
hands dont usually gain much weight

>> No.8439285

>-2.88% so far
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

>> No.8439289
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8439289

are FAANG good buys on this sale? Bearish or bullish for the rest of this week?

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>>8439154
>>8439221
Thanks man i appreciate it

>> No.8439315

>>8439302
You do realize you can't directly buy vix right?

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>>8439247
I've been averaging down for months

Sooner or later I'll make a few shekels (I hope)

>> No.8439325

>>8439315
nope

>> No.8439326

I just put a call on Facebook at 172.5 how fucked am I?

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>>8439272
Never stop buying

>> No.8439340

Oh sheeet, oled took another dump today, glad i dumped those bags last month. Could have been much worse for me.

>> No.8439342

ATVI is trading below its 50d MA... should I scoop some ?

>> No.8439344

>>8439254
lock in gains, dont be greedy

>> No.8439348

>>8439242
>>8439272
God I love coke, haven't had some in months or any soda really

>> No.8439357

Who /UVXY/ here? This is my first time trading this. Picked it up Friday afternoon at the suggestion of a couple of you faggots and I'm up 16% on it so thank you!

>> No.8439367

>>8439289
No, FANG is essentially a speculation vehicle used by Hedgefunds and traders. None of them pay dividends. There's no insurance for the share holders if shit starts to head south (like it's doing at this moment). Trade them as much as you want, but IMO the time to invest in those companies was 10 years ago.

>> No.8439369

>>8439226
damn that looks good

>> No.8439374

>>8439357
I am, I kinda wanna sell but I agree with Bagholder that the real time might be Wednesday, going to see red for a bit

>> No.8439389

>>8439342
buy a little each day this week

>> No.8439393

>>8439226
I had Thai food last night and I'm taking a spicy shit. It's only 9:20 here though.

>> No.8439404

>>8439389
That was thought too
I am bullish long term on this company

>> No.8439409

>>8439374
What happens Wednesday? Bagholder was one of the fags I listened to when I grabbed this so what do you and he know that I don't?

>> No.8439422

>>8439367
just looking for something to buy and swing from on this dip. currently holding all cash with profits from TVIX.

>> No.8439428

>>8439348

I love coke too. Haven't had any in a long time, but tons of good memories from that stuff.

>> No.8439432

>>8439409
Fed shitpost day

>> No.8439447

>>8439409
Fed feels like Shitposting again, we'll see another pump and a sea of red

>> No.8439460

>>8439226
Made some bacon, cooked the eggs in the grease. Ate that and then had some tea and a Pabst. Am I an up-and-coming college alcoholic?

Other than that I’m 100% red today, except for AMRS and NVCN, which is having a sideways day. Even VOO went down, so at least I know everyone’s having a shitty time.

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>>8439428
>I love coke too. Haven't had any in a long time, but tons of good memories from that stuff.
yeah man, me too

>> No.8439469

>>8439409
I'm anticipating this week to continue to sell off until we hear the feds press conference. I mean, I honestly think there's still quite a bit of room for this to run, but I might get scared and cut my gains short.

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>>8439428
>oh you

>> No.8439477

>>8439422
If you were in TVIX this morning you should take the rest of the day, fuck that, week off. I know I would. Especially in this shitty market. I'd stay away from FANG and technology in general no matter what for the time being.

>> No.8439483

>>8439348
Coke would be more popular if they sold it in restaurants like a non braindead company.

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>>8439483
cant if Pepsi gets there first

>> No.8439504 [DELETED] 

>>8439064
Ruff my face when holding micron I bought at 44ish at the peak last November.

>> No.8439511

>>8439483
Same with sporting events, it's all Pepsi and Snapple

>> No.8439518

Don't get greedy and chase gains on TVIX, UVXY. The decay is real and very sharp.

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>>8438051

>> No.8439532

>>8439469
Do me a favor and keep us updated. I know shit like this is pretty different from normal stocks so I appreciate the guidance.

>> No.8439537

>>8439477
good advice anon. i FOMO way too hard

>> No.8439539
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8439539

>Is house buying cool in smg?

I just plunked down 700K in the seattle housing market. Please somebody tell me im not fucking retarded. Im holding until 1 million btw.

>> No.8439540

>>8439518
I'll probably jump off today then, my position is up over 20% and I do like money

>> No.8439556

>>8439539
thats what my parents did in 2006 and the house lost 50% or 1 million in value

>> No.8439566

>>8439539
You should have bought AMRS instead, idiot

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>>8439539
you gotta pay to live, but you should really start another thread about it.

Pic related: how i plan to live if my gf and i ever broke up

>> No.8439571

>>8439539
>putting 70% of your portfolio into one sector, in one city
yeah, pretty retarded

>> No.8439573

>>8439540
Realize those gains.

>> No.8439579

>>8439539
Some anon think the housing market it over valued right now so who knows. I for one have no fucking clue.

>> No.8439592

>>8439539
Don't fall for the "you gotta own the roof over your head for your old days" meme
Money and passive income will make you free

>> No.8439609

>>8439540
get out and enjoy your tendies bud.

>> No.8439630

>>8439579
I think the housing market got over valued because of the low interest rates allowed for a run up in the price since it was so cheap to borrow money. Those days are coming to an end soon, and when interest rates go up and it becomes difficult to borrow money, you may see a reflection in a lack of home buyers, which in turn could lead to a decrease in prices. I mean this is purely speculation, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if we see home prices come down in the coming years. Then again it all depends on the location and many other factors.

>> No.8439632

>>8439569
LANCASTER DESERT RAVE

>> No.8439672

>>8439579
>>8439566
>>8439556
>>8439592
Im expecting that as long as there are apartments being built bringing in people (that want houses) and the chinese buying. The amount of people that need a house will remain constant for a couple years increasing the price.

>> No.8439684

>>8439569
I always imagine how it would feel to sleep inside one of these during a very rainy night,
must be maximum comfy

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I think today is a "not gonna open up Robinhood" day

>> No.8439716
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Anybody else use Ustocktrade? How is it? I'm moving half of my portfolio from Robinhood to this so I can escape the PDT laws.

>> No.8439732

>>8439630
This

Plus, the housing market depends on many uncontrollable factors such as the evolution of the demographics, the local land laws, the state of the economy etc

The main attractive factor of physical real estate is the leverage.

Real estate is super lucrative when we are in the beginning of the credit cycle or have the cash to buy prime location after a catastrophe/conflict

>>8439672
See above

House is the ultimate bagholding asset with many factors you have no control whatsoever. Plus the recurrent expenses and taxes.

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mother fucking JUST

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Few more points and we'll be at the February lows.

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>>8439732
Im in an extremely nice neighborhood with a award winning elementary school and highschool. Its rich liberal heaven as far as i can see with marxist bookclub meets (yeah im not joking). Here hoping trump sends the stock market to the fucking moon.

>> No.8439830

>>8439684
i want to get one so bad, that or a vanagon

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double toparu

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>Tfw /smg/ fund is beating SPY by over 15x

>> No.8439851

>>8439839
We're going to meme our way to the top

>> No.8439858

>>8439839
A hivemind is one powerful drug

>> No.8439867

>>8439839
To be fair, just holding cash since the funds inception would be kicking the S&Ps ass right now.

>> No.8439874

>>8439851
>>8439858
Remember the OP
We are the best at shitposting and memeing

There is no reason why we can't do it with money and be good at it

>> No.8439877

Is it time?
Is tech bursting?

>> No.8439899

>>8439539
Fellow Seattlefag here. What did you get and where? I've been told the housing market might take a shit soon.

>> No.8439905

>>8439877
Feels like it. Too early to tell.

>> No.8439906

That SPXS position I opened Friday is up almost 90% lol. Making this market my bitch.

>> No.8439923

>>8439839
What is the smg fund?

>> No.8439925

>>8439825
I guarantee they’re going to build affordable housing and row apartments near the strip malls for the darker races and absolutely destroy your town. Find where the whites will flee the scourge next and invest.

>> No.8439932
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8439932

Uh...s-should I be worried? I mean...this chart...i-it looks so familiar.

>> No.8439937

>>8439835
friendly reminder we havent had a true blow off top since 1929, so I think we will still go up...

>> No.8439953

>>8439932
The bubble graph is never wrong. As surprising as that is.

>> No.8439958

Did comfy sell his calls?

>> No.8439961
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8439961

>>8439932
R-really familiar.

>> No.8439982

>>8439925
This is one of the uncontrollable factors that can make you baghold forever your home

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>>8439877
Q predicted this

>> No.8440001
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>>8439961
Never wrong. It's never fucking wrong.

>> No.8440015

>>8439953
Respect the meme graph

If meme graph is right again, and why wouldn't it be, we may be close to the end of the cycle. Tons of other things point to that too. For some reason a big crash right now doesn't feel right to me though

>> No.8440032

>>8440015
Maybe because it's been so long? And every time it looks like a crash we just go higher?

>> No.8440034

tfw I scooped KTOS at 8.99 this morning

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>>8440015
>For some reason a big crash right now doesn't feel right to me though
That is why a crash is incoming

>> No.8440053

Bong here, is there any downside to using Degiro?

I have about $3k to invest.

>> No.8440058

>>8440032
It's probably that, it never actually crashes so I'm not really expecting anything big anymore

>> No.8440064

>>8440053
it is haram brother

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>> No.8440070

>>8440015
>>8440047
>>8440001
>>8439998
>>8439932
>>8439961

alright anons, how can we get rich during the fear, capitulation, and despair phases?

>> No.8440077

>>8439961
the really spooky thing is that right before the crash people were unironically arguing it was a new paradigm in /smg/

>> No.8440078

>>8440015
>>8440032
Could be because this chart >>8439932
Is over 5 years. That pattern doesn’t show up within the last 3. Maybe the rise has to happen faster. Maybe we will only have a correction like 2015.

>> No.8440080

Bought UVXY at 14.14 sold at 17, not bad. Could held on a bit longer but I'm happy to realize the gain

>> No.8440085

>>8440070
Shorting the DOW

>> No.8440090

>>8439958
Holding till Thursday!

>> No.8440093

Infintychan raid has arrived
God bless the red days

>> No.8440096

so uh it's finally happening?

>> No.8440108

>>8440070
Learn2short

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Lauriston_Livermore

>> No.8440114
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>You winning dad?

>> No.8440113
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RISE AND SHINE MR. BEAR

>> No.8440115

>>8440070
Buy Gold/Silver/Bonds and short the market.
>Inb4 some brainlet calls Gold a bad "investment"

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I WANT TO THE MARKET TO BURN SO BAD

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.8440122

>>8440093
I always see people complain about cripplechan here. What board are you referencing? I checked /biz/ there and it's dead as fuck

>> No.8440123

Who else here is comfy and being greedy as fuck while everybody else is scared to shit?

>> No.8440127

>>8440096
yes the market will fall to zero and bloomf will be impeached
hillary will take her rightful place on the throne

>> No.8440129

>>8440047
Welp

>>8440078
Could be

>> No.8440141

>>8440122
its leftypol, you can tell by their hatred of economic growth

>> No.8440142
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8440142

AHHHHHHH WHY DID I SELL TVIX AND BUY SQQQ?????

SOME ONE LEND ME A KEKTEC

>> No.8440144

>>8440127
>bloomf will be impeached
>hillary
literally who?

>> No.8440155

>>8440077
I remember this. Back when we were still /rgt/. Those eternal bulls sure got quite.

>> No.8440162

>>8440115
I got a little JNUG but I think I should drop it. Raising treasury bond yields should increase the value of the dollar which should be shown in a decreased price of gold.

>> No.8440163

>>8440141
>leftypol
What a blast from the past. Thanks anon, I'm less confused thanks to you

>> No.8440168

who here /bonds/ after wednesday?

>> No.8440175

>>8440129
If you look at the charts on the three year scale we would only be at the first sell off. That’s only if you consider 2015 as a true crash.

>> No.8440179

>>8437558
Wednesday is the next earnings date. I think its' going to be a few more months before blast off but you never know with pharma companies

>> No.8440178

Is now a decent time for UVXY puts?

>> No.8440181
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>mfw they don't have any calls in the mid teens

>> No.8440190

>>8440141
the economy can grow regardless of stock prices thankfully.

>> No.8440205

>>8440190
dont talk to me

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>get in the stock market for the first time ever
>everything's crashing

>> No.8440213

>>8438252
Thoughts on OGI?

>> No.8440216

>>8440162
>>8440115
Judging from the gold price chart, I think gold is not a protection against equity crash but hyperinflation

>> No.8440217

>>8440205
hi

>> No.8440232

>>8440141
Leftypol hates anything capitalistic, whether it be the economy, the stock market, or somebody with a fruit stand. All this while mobile posting from their iPhones while they drink coffee at Starbucks.

>> No.8440246

>>8440178
Yes, we are at/near the bottom of the dip.

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>>8440209
>got into crypto beginning of january

>> No.8440256

>>8440209
https://youtu.be/rVpg2IrGwsk?t=35s

>> No.8440272

>>8440181
the 7.5 calls are probably pretty safe, would rather buy the commons now and sell some calls though..

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>>8440216
....what?

>> No.8440277

>>8440232
at least their website is a honeypot so the government can prevent them from going full red army

>> No.8440286

>>8440246
oh really?

>> No.8440315

>>8439716
>I'm moving half of my portfolio from Robinhood to this so I can escape the PDT laws.
If you aren't using leverage, you could just convert to a cash account by going to "Account -> Day Trade Settings -> Turn Off Instant Settlement"

>> No.8440325

>>8440277
Checked but I’m convinced every chan is a honeypot at this point.

>> No.8440334

>>8440273
Where do you see the invert correlation with stock market chart ?
If anything, gold gets stronger when USD is weakening.
I am not denying gold will rise, but not much to do with crash in equities.

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new thread soon,at the optimal hour too

>> No.8440340

>>8440115
gold has negative beta with the VIX its not a safe haven anymore

>> No.8440353

>>8440334
Ive talked to that guy before, he is a literal retard, dont waste your time

>> No.8440362

>>8440142
My regret is not buying more than 20 shares.

>> No.8440395

>>8440353
lol thx
anyway, I am glad I am holding some of my cash in JPY

>> No.8440397

>>8436234
new bread >>8440391

>> No.8440714

>>8436234
>Gantz
What a shitshow

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>>8440142
nasdaq is going to bleed all week. its been the one that was picking up the slack in spite of the other indexes crashing. ie: it still needs to correct. leave it and youll make a lot of money later this week. just average down on QQQ rallying

>>8440141
leftypol is such a bunch of nitwits. they are all so certain that everything will collapse, they even have a thread about it, but they are too fucking retarded to profit off of it. you would think that they would LOVE taking all the boomers retirements.

>>8440168
short treasuries now. might go long treasuries wednesday. still going to short junk bonds though because they will get fucked (SJB) might even actually buy individual bonds if i see anything juicy. also hedging against inflation with commodities (DBC GNR) and also with land and real estate (SCHH LAND PCL).