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My mom caught me stealing her panties. She's threatening to kick me out of the house. I'm at a loss here guys, any tips? Ive always had an incest fetish and love her dirty unwashed panties.

>> No.8434831
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my man

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>>8434817

>> No.8434853

Yeah you need to get the fuck out.
If you were my kid stealing your mothers underwear, I'd whoop your ass so fucking hard, then take you to a strip club and get you beyond loaded.

Buy you a round of lap dances and dip out while your busy. Hopefully you'd be drunk enough to either get picked up by the cops or get the piss beat out of your by the bouncers.

You NEET fuck. Your OWN mothers underwear what the faaaaccccckkkk is wrong with you mate. So fucking desperate you have incestuous thoughts Jesus Christ get out man

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>>8434817

>> No.8434920

>>8434817
Tell her you were taking them to wear for yourself because you were too embarrassed to buy your own and then call her a homophobe. If she kicks you out then make sure you get text evidence of her kicking you out and then start a gofundme and cry on social media about being homeless because you're not straight. You should get some donations and even a few offers of a place to crash from leftists who want to virtue signal.

>> No.8434923

>>8434817
the only way to fix this is to become a tranny and say you were borrowing her panties.

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just eat a snicker's bar my friend

>> No.8434932

>>8434920
you fucking nigger taking my idea then typing it before me. fuck you

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>>8434817

>> No.8434950

>>8434831
what an epic gif

>> No.8434961

>>8434920
brilliant mate

>> No.8434967

>>8434817
/biz/ - Business and Finance
>the absolute state of this board

>> No.8434973

>>8434920
imagine all the BTC you could buy and then lose the next week!

>> No.8434994

>>8434817
Whatever happens anon, always remember you belong here. You are the true spirit of 4chan.

>> No.8435052

>>8434817
But honestly you should tell her that some bullies were threatening to beat you up if you didn’t steal them. Or it’s part of some dare / prank. She’s your mother. She’ll believe almost anything you tell her (or at least choose to lie to herself so she doesn’t have to exist with the truth that she has raised a sick freak).

>> No.8435075

>>8434932
Business is all about timing, git gud.