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8430851 No.8430851 [Reply] [Original]

pure luck. is my life going to change? I'm just a middle class schmuck. will I make big bucks, marry an heiress?

>> No.8430936

You'll never be royal.

>> No.8430962

>>8430851
Prepare for disappointment.

You'll be better off than the rest but not by much.

>> No.8430969

>>8430851
Enjoy your debt :)

>> No.8431000

>>8430969
he's a crypto gonzillionaire, he can afford a sckhool

>> No.8431191

It's not where you study, it's how much you study and what you do with it. The name of the college might help you get a job interview but unless you work hard you'll just waste your time and money and become a bigger faggot than you are now

>> No.8431211

>>8430851

Good shit anon, Princeton is great place. Go to Hoagie Haven and never look back.

>> No.8431223

>>8431211
this place was super overrated holy crap why do people rave about it

>> No.8431690

>>8430851
i was lower middle class and got into one of the "top 3" ivys and yes your life probably will change, or it should given the opportunity. going to an ivy league school will 100% make it easier to advance in your life. when you come from a school with a name like harvard, yale, princeton then not only do you get a shitton more attention and wide eyed looks from normies, but it makes getting into med/grad/law school easier. if you're going into finance then there will be great connections as well, but the best ones you can make in that field is through sports teams, frats. or connections from rich friends of yours.

but you will never marry an heiress. you'll see what old money is, and how openly spiteful they can be to new money, so they'll smell you a mile away. it is only a matter of time before you say or do something that gives you away as a middie. shibboleth of the poor is there, somewhere. but have fun.

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8432036

>>8430851
Is Penn sponsored by Domino's?

>> No.8432056

>>8430851
nice safety school. hope you have a family business to work for

>> No.8432075

>>8431223
agreed

>> No.8432106

>>8430851
Congrats op, you are being groomed to be the elite of society. Enjoy it man because you must've really done some good in your past life to deserve it now.

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8432426

enjoy your masonic indoctrination

>> No.8432612

A Schmuck is the discarded skin from a circumsision

>> No.8432631

>>8430851

Not really. My father geaduated magna cum laude from Harvard and he still has to work 9 to 5 in a cubicle and basically makes 20% above average for his position.

>> No.8432726

My aunt went to Yale and she's just like a normal middle class lesbian

>> No.8433063

>>8432726
nice.

Post pictures of your middle class lesbian aunt ?

>> No.8433121

>>8430851
>marry an heiress?
you got it the other way around; the whole point for women to attend overpriced humanities programs there and in elite women's colleges is to lock down a future doctor, investment banker or other business professional or failing that, a lawyer. well idk anymore, but i read that's what it was like before

>> No.8433188

>>8430851
Right now an Ivy League education isn't worth much because the society we live in values worthless bullshit like diversity more than merit. That's all going to change real quick though. When everything goes to shit and businesses start scrambling to find competent people you'll be able to ask for however much money you want.

>> No.8433228

By the time you graduation the economy will probably have collapsed and you'll be jobless and in debt.

>> No.8433743

Do you have scholarships to cover that expensive tution? it's 40k a year plus another 20k for living expenses. Also depends on what you're majoring in. if you're doing CS, you'll likely have connections and networks to top companies, easily be offered internships, then full time offers $150k+ compensation, 300k after 5-10 years if you negotiate hard and job hunt. idk about other fields.

>> No.8433849

How did u get in op ?

>> No.8433908

>>8430851
Don't go.
Did the man who invented college go to college?

>> No.8433912

I wish success for you OP, I go to a decent tier state school for free and applied to transfer to Princeton, hopefully I get in at May. As for anyone discounting the value of it, they are actual pseudo-intellectuals who believe that a company would rather lose billions of dollars on diversity than hiring well trained (could be a minority) individuals. The state school I am in is pretty diverse racially and socioeconomically, and recruiters absolutely dodge our school and most other state schools for brand name schools (such as Ivys).

>> No.8433933

>>8433908
nice meme

>> No.8434227

>>8430851
i live down the street from princeton. it is an overpriced sjw paradise. You'd be better off at community college, then getting into a masters program somewhere with noteriety.

>> No.8434638

Princeton is a meme tier school these days not sure it’s even top 5 any more

>> No.8434709

>>8432631
He must be an idiot then.

>> No.8435349

>not going to Yale

Goyim.

>> No.8436421

>>8430969
Princeton doesnt let its students graduate with debt. They pay for what you cant.

Once you get in youre pretty much set.

>> No.8436446

>>8433121
Yep. Ever heard of a Mrs. Degree OP ?

>> No.8437113

>>8436446
>>8433121
Pretty sure that by 'heiress' OP didn't mean the usual Mrs Degree.

>> No.8437405

>>8430851
Can you believe the Cornell is the only one without some shitty Latin meme text?

>> No.8437487

>>8430851
Yes, you will waste a ton of money and marry a flat chested feminist with a shaved head. But you'll have a pretty piece of paper with a degree so it will be worth it.