/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8425030]

>be me
>the complete loser and black sheep of the family
>my uncle's family comes to visit us
>cousin is a turbochad with a nice car, stable job and girlfriend
>sitting at dinner
>chad cousin is constantly bragging about his new car and bonus paycheck he received
>he then asks me with a smug face what I have been doing, even though the whole family knows that I am complete loser and NEET
>me:"Oh, I have been investing in several cryptocurrencies and ICO rounds"
>cousin:"Oh, so like beanie babies??!?!?"
>*whole family starts laughing at me*
>me:"hehe, yea similar"
>then I open a 30-year-old Hibiki whisky and start unboxing a brand new IWC-Schaffhausen watch
>everyone freezes and looks at me
>dad asks where I have the money to buy such expensive things
>"Yea, my investments were VERY profitable"
>whole family ignores chad cousin
>dad, uncle and aunt are asking me how they also can invest
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8425120]

>>8425030
How did you feel when you woke up?

[Anonymous No.8425128]

>>8425030
Proud of you, anon.

But don't be your cousin and spite him, offer him help and maybe he can return the favour!

[Anonymous No.8425194]

>>8425030
>"Yea, my investments were VERY profitable"
>whole family ignores chad cousin
>dad, uncle and aunt are asking me how they also can invest

>i reveal that i lost all my money investing in link
>i used all my money to buy these lavish items to impress my family
>i reveal a gun i also bought and was hiding under the table
>shoot myself in the head with BTC written on the only bullet i could afford

[Anonymous No.8425200]

>>8425030
Your cousin is a faggot. It's possible to be arrogant and in love with yourself without making others feel bad. Especially your own family, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.8425341]

>>8425030
>IWC-Schaffhausen watch
You deserve to be laughed at. Those things look like they might as well sell for $30 a piece. Get some taste or save your money. Geez.

[Anonymous No.8425900]

>>8425030
fuck outta here you pussy frogfag

ur cousin still smashes more pusspuss than u

[Anonymous No.8425943]

niggers respond to this what the fuck
in december sure but now? how is anyone new left?

[Anonymous No.8425996]

>>8425030
Seen this like 3 months ago bro. 1/10 for effort

[Anonymous No.8426000]

>>8425128
Nope spite the way forward
Eye for an eye
If a cunt wants to be a douche he will not be shown da wae

[Anonymous No.8426048]

>>8425996

same 1/10 try harder

[Anonymous No.8426224]

>>8426000
checked, if he does not know the way he is not welcome

[Anonymous No.8426300]

Haha yes me too anon me too

[Anonymous No.8426463]

>>8425900
>doing coke alone on 4chan
hell yea bro show em whats up

[Anonymous No.8426793]

>>8425900
>Son have you seen the powdered sugar?

MOM KNOCK BEFKRE YOU CUM IN MY ROOM REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8426855]

>>8425341
>Watches

Way to buy into a fucking useless meme there

[Anonymous No.8426985]

>>8425900
>being this degenerate

[Anonymous No.8427089]

>very profitable investments
>still lives with parents
ok

[Anonymous No.8427104]

>>8426793
laughed

[Anonymous No.8427124]

>>8425030

[Anonymous No.8427228]

>>8426855
Lol I bet you are one of those frugal faggots who think he can take his money to heaven.
Swiss watches are pieces of art and while they aren't a good ROI like paintings, they can still retain their value and you don't end up losing any money

[Anonymous No.8427268]

>>8427228
This, I have bought a certified pre-owned PP Nautilus and the price has actually appreciated.

[Anonymous No.8427395]

>>8427228
>i buy bullshit because i want people to be jelly

take out your phone like everyone else faggot no one cares except for gold digging faggots if that's the attention you want go for it.

[Anonymous No.8427418]

Stop it /biz/ you better den this

[Anonymous No.8427545]

>>8425030
I personally wouldn't have told them anything, just move out and forget about them. I too am a black sheep and honestly I don't really want to have anything to do with my family anymore after all the shit they pulled on me.

[Anonymous No.8427669]

>not whistling for your stable of first-string whores to make their enterence
>not winking at the whores, the unspoken command to commence whoring
>slow, deliberate debauchery unfurls at the dining table, wives and girlfriends sitting in stunned silence as their spouses submit to sin
>your second-string whores wheel around back to make sure no square debbie interferes with the task at hand

yeah buy a watch, that'll show em

[Anonymous No.8427726]

>>8425200

[Anonymous No.8427862]

>>8425120


Once more.

FIRST POST BEST POST

[Anonymous No.8427950]

>>8425996
I remember that, nice pasta tho

[Anonymous No.8428035]

>>8425030
>>8425030
I wouldn't even bother flaunting your wealth in front of your arrogant Chad cousin. He might actually report you to the tax authorities in your country out of spite. Don't trust normies.

I avoid normie interactions whenever possible. I don't have to flaunt my wealth in their face to feel better about myself. My reward is isolation and not having to subject myself to wage cuck slavery. I literally only leave my house to buy groceries, takeout, go to the bank, run errands, etc. My victory is a quiet one.

[Anonymous No.8428067]

>>8425900
this guy knows he had to do it to em

[Anonymous No.8428096]

>>8425900
coke. fucking normie GTFO

[Anonymous No.8428175]

>>8425030
>be you
>loser and black sheep of the family
>your cousin is successful in life and this makes you jealous
>create an elaborate but fictional account of how you wish your life was, even though the story never happened
>publish your story on 4chan so that other people can comment on it and give you social validation and feel good about yourself
>do nothing to solve your problems and make your life better
>probably do the same thing tomorrow

[Anonymous No.8428348]

>>8428175
The first two and last three lines are recyclable for all the rest of the faggot larps that get posted here every hour. Get those imaginations going you sad fucks

[Anonymous No.8429173]

Lmao OP if your own larps that you created in your head make you seem like such a fag, I can't even imagine how insufferable you actually are in real life

[Anonymous No.8429231]

>I unironically like fictional posts like this
It's fun to imagine yourself in those shoes...I imagine that's why people post these.

[Anonymous No.8429328]

>>8425900
I'll rack some lines with you, anon

[Anonymous No.8429523]

stop responding to a copypasta

[Anonymous No.8429573]

>>8425900
i bet that is stepped on garbage

[Anonymous No.8429602]

>>8425194
hearty kek

[Anonymous No.8429635]

>>8429573
Yea okay bud

[Anonymous No.8429662]

>>8425996
This

[Anonymous No.8429703]

>>8429635
>bragging about not-so-slowly killing yourself

I give you 10 months before you look like a dilapidated schizo waving your arms all over the place with eyes wide open shouting nonsense.

Get help.

[Anonymous No.8429739]

Wow you must feel on top of the world. Invested in some scam erc20 token, without really know what youre doing and then selling it off to the next loser.

gj anon, you sure showed them!

[Anonymous No.8429749]

kek

[Anonymous No.8429775]

>be making money
>OP having a fantasy about making money

[Anonymous No.8429795]

>>8429703
No u

[Anonymous No.8429830]

>>8426000
woo says hi

[Anonymous No.8429909]

>>8429635
What in the fuck, how much is there?

[Anonymous No.8429995]

>>8429909
>4oz
>900/zip

ezpz $$$

[Anonymous No.8430087]

>>8429995
>tfw literally "based"

[Anonymous No.8430122]

>>8426463
Lol this

[Anonymous No.8430147]

>>8429995
Hnghh fuck me. Jelly as shit.

[Anonymous No.8430225]

>>8425900
>replying to pasta at all let alone in a way as insecure as this
holy shit you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.8430305]

>>8430225
no u

[Anonymous No.8430420]

>>8425900
Anon! those white lines aren't going to snort themselves

[Anonymous No.8430565]

>>8425030
Its hilarious but a similar thing happened to me except I was the chad cousin and I wasn't arrogant.
NEET cousin is bragging about how he's making bank in crypto and decides to shit on me. I just laughed and told it was good for him. I later asked for blockfolio check and he was flabbergasted how bigger my blockfolio was lol. Well, tbf he had I think 8 or 9 coins mostly stinkers, while I only had 3. Fucking LINK is draggijg me down but BTC and ETH are fine

[Anonymous No.8430607]

>>8425030
>>whole family ignores chad cousin
>>dad, uncle and aunt are asking me how they also can invest
your family must be really sad

[Anonymous No.8430637]

>>8425120

B T F O

How will OP ever recover?

[acid !!L8t332Waibq No.8430669]

kek please bless me with cocaina

[Anonymous No.8430810]

>>8425900
>coke
>still uses a shitty Walmart laptop
Kys

[Anonymous No.8430817]

>>8430669
I got u senpai

[Anonymous No.8430849]

>>8425120
We're done here, folks. Thread should've ended here.

[Anonymous No.8430891]

>>8425030
Things that didn't happen for 200

[Anonymous No.8431153]

i laughed, thanks OP