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8382515 No.8382515 [Reply] [Original]

Boys... Strap in. It's happening tonight...

>> No.8382532

>says the increasingly nervous stinky linkie for the 127th time this year

>> No.8382536

Link is a shit coin

>> No.8382631

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.8382638

>>8382631
YOU ARE A MANIAC!

>> No.8382644

STOPPPPP
Every day you keep doing this
Really, its getting old now
Get a fucking life
Every time I see this I cringe
You are a sad cunt

No one likes LINK
And its tiring seeing this thread 5 times a day
Zzzzzzzz
Actually go neck yourself OP
Really sick of your shit
OMG is a better coin the this shit
Vladamir Putin is responsible for this Russian scam!

So please stop?
Unless you're a faggot
Cunt
Kill your
Self

>> No.8382646

>>8382631
Y

>> No.8382674

Eth exploded because of smart contracts and their potential. Chainlink will explode because it will unlock that potential

>> No.8382686
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>>8382644
u mad bro

>> No.8382700
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>>8382644
Tonight... It's happening tonight. Strap in boys...

>> No.8382714

>>8382700
STOPPPPP
Every day you keep doing this
Really, its getting old now
Get a fucking life
Every time I see this I cringe
You are a sad cunt

No one likes LINK
And its tiring seeing this thread 5 times a day
Zzzzzzzz
Actually go neck yourself OP
Really sick of your shit
OMG is a better coin the this shit
Vladamir Putin is responsible for this Russian scam!

So please stop?
Unless you're a faggot
Cunt
Kill your
Self

>> No.8382737

please never stop doing this until the day it actually moon

>> No.8382745
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>>8382714
Boys... It's happening boys. Strap in tonight...

>> No.8382746
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8382746

>>8382714
It's happening tonight, boys... Strap in tonight...

>> No.8382764

>>8382746
>>8382745

STOPPPPP
Every day you keep doing this
Really, its getting old now
Get a fucking life
Every time I see this I cringe
You are a sad cunt

No one likes LINK
And its tiring seeing this thread 5 times a day
Zzzzzzzz
Actually go neck yourself OP
Really sick of your shit
OMG is a better coin than this shit
Vladamir Putin is responsible for this Russian scam!

So please stop?
Unless you're a faggot
Cunt
Kill your
Self

>> No.8382779

I sexually Identify as a stinky linky. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering tamper-free smart contracts for individuals and institutions alike . People say to me that a person being a smart contract is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 6 flat sides, a big mac and a permanent plaid shirt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Linky” and respect my right to provide middleman free agreements and immediate resolution. If you can’t accept me you’re a linkophobe and need to check your blockchain privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

>> No.8382785

>Ari Paul hints at project he loves before sxsw
>Panel at sxsw obviously in love with Chainlink
>Nick Szabo starts following Sergey
>Fud on reddit getting rekt by the team
It's going to happen sooner or later frends

>> No.8382795

>>8382764
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.8382796
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>>8382764
Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

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>>8382644
>its getting old now
Boys... Strap in. It's happening tonight...

>> No.8382849

>>8382631
you are a MANIAC

>> No.8382867
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>>8382779
liek pottery

>> No.8382873

>>8382796
>>8382746
>>8382795
>>8382849
>>8382799

STOPPPPP
Every day you keep doing this
Really, its getting old now
Get a fucking life
Every time I see this I cringe
You are a sad cunt

No one likes LINK
And its tiring seeing this thread 5 times a day
Zzzzzzzz
Actually go neck yourself OP
Really sick of your shit
OMG is a better coin than this shit
Vladamir Putin is responsible for this Russian scam!

So please stop?
Unless you're a faggot
Cunt
Kill your
Self

>> No.8382925

>>8382873
you are a MANIAC

>> No.8383196

>>8382873
>didnt get the joke
kys

>> No.8383278

>>8382638
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>> No.8383282

>>8382631
Can we get some meme power 1000$ EOY Link

>> No.8383327
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>>8382515
This shit is starting to grow on me, goddammit.

>> No.8384097

>>8382644
>le first letter meme
kys

>> No.8384200

>>8383278
holy shit. i was so confused by this. I thought this was the same thread popping up every day because i kept seeing my comment. no, this guy makes the same thread every day, and someone pastes my response to the"MANIAC" comment every day.

fellas...this is the THIRD.. yes my THIRD COPY PASTA that gets posted every day.
>finally made it
I also gave 100 linkies to the lad that found sergeys shirt
I also was the first person to call oracle a long sock wearing faggot (where is that faggot btw, can somoene hit him up and tell him to make a thread)

>> No.8384236

>>8383327
you have to admire the sheer determination of the link marines. they may actually meme this shit into existence. i dont fuck around when it comes to meme magic, and I hold 5000 LINK as a security measure.

>> No.8384290

>>8384236
You do realize I'll buy link even if it crashes and burns right? You realize I'll run a node even if it is unprofitable and I'll just write it off as a tax deduction. You realize I'll devote all my time and energy to seeing this project succeed right? it doesn't matter at this point what FUD comes my way I'm to deep to care anymore. It's make it or break it. I'll start up a non-profit and run nodes for free. Whatever it takes.

>> No.8384309

I like bbc

>> No.8384362

>>8384290
NODE GANG

>> No.8384589

STOPPPPP
Every day you keep doing this
Really, its getting old now
Get a fucking life
Every time I see this I cringe
You are a sad cunt

No one likes LINK
And its tiring seeing this thread 5 times a day
Zzzzzzzz
Actually go neck yourself OP
Really sick of your shit
OMG is a better coin than this shit
Vladamir Putin is responsible for this Russian scam!

So please stop?
Unless you're a faggot
Cunt
Kill your
Self

>> No.8384632

>>8384200
no one cares

>> No.8384643

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

>> No.8384646 [DELETED] 

>>8384290
Nice! I'll join you. How many Linkies do you have?

>> No.8384655

>>8382515
what is?

>> No.8385294

LINKMARINES
THE FEW, THE PROUD

>> No.8386069

>>8384290
ur a goddamn hero anon

>> No.8386080

>>8384632
you cared enough to reply to my comment. thanks bruh, i appreciate you too

>> No.8386109

>>8384290
i'm at this point too
the only thing i do is buy more LINK
every spare dollar goes to LINK
i don't care how low it goes or what happens
at this point it's a compulsion
i will literally never sell a single LINK until we either reach ETH level moon
if we don't reach it,
then i still buy more.
fuck it.

>> No.8386133

>>8382785
>Nick Szabo starts following Sergey
Source?

>> No.8386152

>>8386133
Nick Szabos twitter
Go fucking google it and check his followers and they are the most recent ones.

Fat lazy cunt

>> No.8386157

>>8386133
https://twitter.com/NickSzabo4/following
he started following smartcontract.com, Sergey and Steve Ellis

>> No.8386168

>>8386133
its true, it was posted a lot earlier

>> No.8386285

>>8382536
Lol youre a liar.

>> No.8386311

>>8386157
>(RT/Fav/Follow does not imply endorsement).

CLOSE THREAD

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>>8386311
>he followed three accounts for a project that he thinks is shit
ok
these "not an endorsement" disclaimers are literally everywhere because nobody wants to get a shit storm for following some autist who three years later decides to post pol memes

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8386523

Is it happening ?
Am I to late to get in ?
How to I buy 100K ?
Help me Anons

>> No.8386917

Guys you TOLD me we were going to hit planet 30
Now we're hitting 46
FORTY SIX

>> No.8386967

>>8386917
LINK is stable at 5000 sats. Whatever USD value that is depends on BTC.

>> No.8387382

>>8382515

>>8387244

>> No.8387431

>>8386109
Don't even sell your stack. Just run a node and accumulate links until it hits 1000. As soon as it hits that, just start selling half the link your node gets paid and keep stacking the other half.

>> No.8387476

>>8382644
>No one likes LINK

I do.

>>8382644
>Vladamir Putin is responsible for this Russian scam!

Tell me more. Does this mean he likes link? Does that not conflict with your statement above that no one likes it (me aside obviously).

A more confusing thought. AM I VLADAMIR PUTIN. I mean I don't look like him and I'm not the corrupt autocrat that governs Russia and muh apocalypse man but its the only logical conclusion.

>> No.8387722

>>8387476
how much aspergers and autism did you eat today?

>> No.8387743

Tron > Link

>> No.8387955
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>>8386917

>> No.8388129

>>8387743
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.8388240

>>8386109
So here it is folks. The delusion of linkys finally comes out. They don't really buy loads because it is a brilliant project. They buy it and spam it because it is a hopeless addiction and compulsion. Enjoy the bags to whoever went all in. Thank God I sold for a profit