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What's your go to response when people ask "what do you do?"*

*Wagies need not reply.

>> No.8369350

'professional breath taker'

>> No.8369378
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8369378

>>8369339
i got a newspaper delivery job after the crash

>> No.8369404

>>8369339
If I'm looking for a short term fling i'll make up some bollocks like I'm working in fitness or something.

If it's for a long term thing I'm honest and say I don't need to work at the moment and I'm pretty well off because of good investments (got into ethereum early 2016) but I'll probably get a job in the future.

>> No.8370022

professional brap poster
'oh whats that'
BBRBRBRBRBBAAAAAAAAPPAPAPAPPPP

>> No.8370082

Securities analyst. :^)

>> No.8370147

>>8369339
As little as possible.

>> No.8370177
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>>8369339
I log

>> No.8370199

I'm a writer. No, I'm not going to tell you my pen name.

>> No.8370349

>>8369339
Abide.

>> No.8370371

>>8369339
Fresh air inspector

>> No.8370379

Just tell them you're a worthless NEET. Because you damn sure aren't making enough to make a living without a job in this market.

>> No.8370412

>>8369339
I usually say I do web dev or am self-employed. People usually just think that means Im broke. I have a couple houses and do well but even if I mention that people still just assume Im lying.
tfw you dont look the part

>> No.8370436

>>8370412
Did you buy tenanted houses, buy empty homes or what? Interested for future

>> No.8370461

>>8370379
Don't give up anon.

>> No.8370479

>>8370436
Condos that Im currently renting out. If I did it all differently Id probably do the multi-unit meme and live in it for lowered property tax. All the money sunk into everything would have been better put into crypto but oh well.

>> No.8370533

>>8369339
It's not what, but who, and it's your mother.

>> No.8370544

"I drive"
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.
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"It's only part time"

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>>8369339
I wage for myself. How's your crypto thing doing?

>> No.8370579

>>8370544
>"so anon, what do you do, tee hee"
i drive.
>"oooh, how cool, you mean, like for movies?"
...f-for lyft...sometimes uber.

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>>8370551
s-stay poor

>> No.8370697

>>8370551
what's your net?

>> No.8370775

>>8370697
45% margins avg. Not to brag, but i'm doing okay. willing to give advice to anyone interested in selling on amazon

>> No.8370815

>>8370775
nice job. nah, i'm doing alright in my own gig, it's just nice to see someone here not complaining about the job market and instead doing their own thing.

>> No.8370845

I plant trees for 46/hr its actually pretty relaxing.

>> No.8370874

>>8370845
what's this called? Thats something I could stomach

>> No.8370900

>>8369339
systems admin, web engineer/developer, online retailer. Also investor and web project manager.

I work one a month

>> No.8370914

>>8370845
where?

>> No.8370918

>Blockchain Assets Manager
It's not hard

>> No.8370943

>>8370412
>larping on an anonymous image board
Whats it like living with your parents at age 30?

>> No.8370951

>>8369339

i live with my parents

hey we're you going? don't walk away from me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8370978

>>8370845
Sounds nice

>> No.8371020

>>8370943
Not that anon but I'm 32 and still live above my dads garage. I have 980,000 saved up now. I'm in the process of moving out this month, but I can't say I regret saving all that money. It for sure does stunt your social life though.