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Look how far apart Sergey and that girl sit from each other and how close he sits to Moyle. He's leaning away from her. Is he afraid of attractive woman?

>> No.8369135

who is Ms. Boring?

>> No.8369140

>>8369115
Holy fuck he's a virgin
Just dumped 100k

>> No.8369142
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8369142

>female speakers name is literally boring

>> No.8369148

Nigga he literally rents out his room/dick to young russian thots

They're probably overcompensating to hide the fact they fucked in Sergey's hotel room the day before

>> No.8369160

They're trying to hide the fact that she's jerking him off under the desk

>> No.8369170

>>8369115
Sergey is only interested in whales, not sticks. He picks up all the beefy roasties he can find at McDonalds.

>> No.8369175

>>8369115
you obviously never had to act professional while sharing a stage with a person you just slept with.

>> No.8369181

>>8369115
He looks sad. I would suck his dick under the table and make daddy Sergey feel all better.

>> No.8369180

>>8369160
with what, alien orangutang arms?

>> No.8369184

>>8369140
Thanks. Just bought 100k

Also sage

>> No.8369210

>>8369180
probably some sort of dicklink

>> No.8369211

>>8369115
i don't think he has any problem with women
but i do think he should change his shirt once in a while. jesus christ it probably smells as bad as rory's wife after a date with tyrone

>> No.8369234

>>8369115
virgin and gay

>> No.8369236

>>8369142
lmao.

>> No.8369239

She also called him "SerJAY". JAY. lmao. Everybody knows it's pronounced gay but she still said it wrong, looks like she was self conscious and didn't wanna allude to the fact that he is a virgin by unintentionally colluding his name with being gay. It's known that girls can smells virginity so that's what I think happened.

>> No.8369265

I hope he is. He's waiting to find a good girl to start a family with once his career is set. I love this man and I would gladly let him fuck me in the ass if he needs to let off some steam even though I'm 100% straight.

>> No.8369281

Sergey is just a beta nice guy. He probably has had sex before but he's probably on that autism level where he is incapable to talk about things like sex and fucking like normies do. It also doesn't help that he is Slavic.

>> No.8369311
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He acts very uncomfortable. He seats stiff and barely moves. Why does he drink the water so early on? he barely said anything, it's not even 10 minutes into the session. Why is he so nervous ? Obviously he isn't nervous talking about smart contracts as he did so many times before.
Can't believe I didn't notice it before. He is a virgin.

>> No.8369348

>>8369239
She wanted him to correct her. Women love testing their man. If he steps up and puts her in her place, she respects him. If he slinks away, she knows he's weak and will not protect her well.

>> No.8369357

>>8369311
watching it now
he talks more than anyone else and has finally mentioned chainlink by name 3x so far
he'll get pussy after he revolutionizes smart contracts and solves the oracle problem.
pussy can wait.

>> No.8369384

>>8369180
>Not taking into account money belly's 2.5 ft thundercock

>> No.8369491

I think you're right. But that's a good thing for LINK.

>> No.8369542

>>8369115
Good. He's not married so if he was not a virgin he would just be a degenerate whoremonger.

>> No.8369735
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8369735

How old is Sergey?

>> No.8369755

>>8369542
I hope so

>> No.8369794

>>8369735
from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society?

>> No.8370211

>>8369348
>"serJAY and his linkchains over here haha xD"
>"i-its s-sergey haha lol"
>"whats that serge i couldn't hear you"
>"n-nothing nvm"

>> No.8370254

nice job scaring away investors you autists. you guys singlehandedly tanked a shitcoin I am impressed

>> No.8370332

>>8370254
The really fucked up part is that they didn't even mean to; they're just that unable to control themselves emotionally that they let their chaotic 4chan meme den cross over that line into real real life, where there are honest-to-goodness consequences.

Way to adult, retards.

>> No.8370352

>>8370332
like when /tv/ found a tom hardy ama.
the 4yous made him cringe.

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>>8369735
He's on record for saying that he trancends time and as such, he has no age. he only "is".

>> No.8370892

>>8369542
This desu

>> No.8371097

From his LinkedIn:

-- My Perspective on Daily Life --
>We must stand upright ourselves, not be setup. ~ Marcus Aurelius

>Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration. ~ Thomas Edison

>If one does not know to what port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. ~ Seneca

>Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end. ~Seneca

>This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Based Sergey the Stoic