ring ring mother fuckers

[Anonymous No.8341035]

*Ring Ring*
>H-Hello?

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
I TAKE A LOOK AT MY BAGS AND REALIZE THERES NONE LEFT
CAUSE I'VE BEEN FUDDING AND SHITPOSTING SO LONG THAT
EVEN MY MOMMA THINKS MY INITIAL INVESTMENTS GONE

BUT I AINT NEVER DUMPED A COIN THAT DIDNT DESERVE IT
ME CAUGHT BAGHOLDING?
MAN YOU KNOW THATS UNHEARD OF

YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR FOMO, AND WATCH THE ORDER LOG
OUR YOUR BIGGEST BAG IS NEXT TO GET:
>BOGGED

I REALLY LOVE TO PUMP BUT NOW I GOTTA DUMP
THEN I OPEN MY BLOCKFOLIO ITS SICKER THAN POLIO
IM THE KIND OF WHALE THAT LITTLE NOCOINERS WANNA BE, NO DOUBT
BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS PINK WOJACKS AND I CANT CASH OUT

SHIT POSTED ONCE OR TWICE
LIVING IN A FUDDERS PARADISE
WOAHHHH WOAHHHH WOAHHHH
SHIT POSTED ONCE OR TWICE
LIVING IN A FUDDERS PARADISE

TELL ME WHY ARE WEEEE
SO BLIND TO SEEEEE
THAT THE ONES WE DUMP ON
ARE YOU AND ME

[Anonymous No.8341226]

>>8341035
Based fudder's paradise poster

[Anonymous No.8341300]

NICE

[Anonymous No.8341362]

for those that don't know the song op is referring too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

[Anonymous No.8341416]

>>8341362
Thats a parody of the song he is referring to which is REALLLY Gangsters Paradise by Coolio

[Anonymous No.8341431]

>>8341416
i know

[Anonymous No.8341432]

Last verse got me.

[Anonymous No.8341464]

>>8341035
10/10

[Anonymous No.8341471]

>>8341362
Please tell me you unironicaly posted that.

[Anonymous No.8341487]

>>8341035
Travis scott pepe with coolio verse. Nice try cracker boy.

[Anonymous No.8341505]

>>8341035
Well done OP

[Anonymous No.8341518]

>>8341035

Include me in the screencap for best /biz/ post of all time

[Anonymous No.8341522]

>>8341471
I JUST SAID I DID IM FUCKING 30

[Anonymous No.8341533]

>>8341035
i like this asap rocky song

[Anonymous No.8341546]

>>8341035
BEEN SPENDIN MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN IN A GANGSTAS PARADISE

[Anonymous No.8341554]

>>8341035
Best Metallica song evr

[Anonymous No.8341575]

>>8341416

Which was sampled from Stevie Wonder. The rabbit hole is deep

[Anonymous No.8341582]

>>8341522
Dont sperg out bro damn

[Anonymous No.8342277]

>>8341035

bump

[Anonymous No.8342419]

Buy my bags tonight,
I don’t want them anymore and want my losses to die
Browsing through /biz/
Pajeets just won’t leave me alone
But I don’t have any fiat for their scamcoins
Anymore

Buy my bags tonight
Because all my money’s gone and the shilling won’t die
Staring at Binance
Another shitcoin just launched
But I just can’t buy any and the price of my bags
Drops, and drops

And if all of that oldfag FUD
Turns the price of my bags to dust
To crash by your side
Will just give me FOMO and urge to buy
And if another StinkLink scam
Turns my gainz to jam
To crash by your side
Why won’t the FOMO just let me die?

Buy my bags tonight
I just missed another pump, again
again, again
The chinks have just woke up
I thought Oh God, my weights will go at last
(But they just dumped on everyone and
Amerimutts are mad)

Buy my bags tonight,
My skin is getting pink,
Pink, pink
More (((news anchor))) FUD,
The /g/ays and /v/irgins just laugh
And the support lines on my holds
Just continue to fall

And if all of that oldfag FUD
Turns the price of my bags to dust
To crash by your side
Will just give me FOMO and urge to buy
And if another StinkLink scam
Turns my gainz to jam
To crash by your side
Why won’t the FOMO just let me die?

Oh, these are my bags and they never get bought
These are my bags and they never get bought...

[Anonymous No.8343295]

>>8341362
if not memeing kys

[Anonymous No.8344117]

>>8342419
what song?

[Anonymous No.8344159]

>it's another 'people loosing their shit for a pitiful dip when they should be thinking in the long run' episode
I hope most of the people spamming shit are memeing