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I have a job interview tomorrow /biz/.
They are going to ask what I have been doing between my last job and now.
How do I explain crypto trading to them?

>> No.8321149

>>8321128
If I were you, I wouldn't talk about any of this in a job interview.

>> No.8321178
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8321178

>>8321128
>tfw jobs chase me and not the other way around
It's a mixed kind of feel, i really want to take a break for a few months but i also want more spare money to spend on crypto

>> No.8321199

>>8321128
just say day trading stockmarket

>> No.8321278

>>8321178
Good goy , keep investing . Adore your pixelated coins on screen. Keep wage cucking to support your addiction to buying the pixels on screen. What's that? You want to cash out? You can't when the market is crashing and exchanges are over loaded.

This is sadly the fate for all of us....
Op you do not fucking mention crypto. Make up some bs, this is considered gambling for Autists

>> No.8321332

>>8321278
Oh schmucks you got me pal

>> No.8321334
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8321334

>oh? you played with virtual internet coins all day?
>yes....mhm...that'll be all
>thank you for your time we'll call give you a call back

>> No.8321475

>>8321278
>hates jews
>believes the can't cash out meme
literally braindead

>> No.8321490

I understand not mentioning crypto

They WILL want to know what is up with the gap in my resume.
If I say daytrading it could lead to stock questions.
I own a tiny amount of stock and don't know much about it.

>> No.8321534

>>8321490
just say you've been applying to jobs, for fucks sake how hard are you making this

>> No.8321670

>>8321475
Sorry goy you were too stupid to pick up my point. Basically no one cashes out. They need more and more. One of the times ppl try to cash out is when the market is so rekt they panic and try to transfer out to cash. The exchanges get so flooded that they can't

>> No.8321727

The hell is wrong with saying you were trading crypto?

>> No.8321796
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8321796

>>8321128
how do I make a resume and fill this gap... hmm...

>> No.8321817

>>8321128
Don't explain anything just take your dick out and piss on the managers desk then shove it in his mouth. It will show you're a real go getter.

>> No.8321825

>>8321334
it's funny when you're pulling in a fatter salary from that

>>8321490
just lie and say whatever is convenient or whatever appeals to their delusional world view

no one will care, and if they do happen to audit you like an autist then find another interview

>> No.8321850

>>8321128
Say family commitments came up and you had to be out of state

>> No.8321875

>>8321128

hint that you're trans/genderfluid and will sue if they don't give you the job

>> No.8321881

Just tell them you got bored with trading crypto and want to work.

>> No.8321908

>>8321128
say were an independtent contractor you dumb fuck

wagies don't hire neets. if you were unemplyed for more than 2 months, you won't get hired again. normies don't want crypto kids unless you're interviewing at a blockchain project.

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8322111

>>8321334

>> No.8322194

>>8322111
ahhhhhhaaaaaaaahaha i laugh at you crypto scum

>> No.8322290

"Digital Assets Management"
"Cryptographic Technology"
"Freelance Purchasing Agent"
"self-motivated"
"values innovation"
"attention to detail"
"quick learner"
"active online community member"
"team player"
These buzzwords/phrases should be enough OP, godspeed

>> No.8322359

Isn't the problem with saying you did trading of any kind during a gap of employment show that you were a shit trader since you are looking for a job?

>> No.8322381

>>8321128
tell them you worked freelance as a painter