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8314500 No.8314500 [Reply] [Original]

Bitcoin will be worth $10mil in 5 years.

Ethereum will be worth $500k.

Neo = $5mil

OmiseGo = $250k

Ambrosus = $20k

Abandoned: LINK

Litecoin will be the first crypto to ever get "hacked" which will create the most insane FUD flashcrash ever seen in a market. Bitcoin will plummet to $500 a coin as all the exchanges go down and DEX and OTC are the only way to buy and sell. A large cache of tainted MtGox coins will be sold for just $250 per on a darknet market called 2trunk, which will be one of many "darkcontracts" that effectively render Tor obsolete.

The Litecoin hacks turn out to be Charlie Lee's fault as a result of a Lightning Network esque experiment to implement extremely fast tx's.

In a surprising twist of fate, at around $650 per coin, Satoshi comes out of hiding to give us one last gift: a 50 page manifesto that explains the story behind Bitcoin and the philosophy behind it. I have been instructed not to say much more beyond this.

The reason I know this is because I am sending this from the year 2023. Physicists have been using 4chan to send information back in time for about six months now. Don't ask me why I know this or am involved; it is most certainly illegal but noone will know because information can only go back one way. As soon as I post this thread, it will 404 on me, and I won't be able to see it or find it because it doesn't exist here.

There's a chance I myself could be reading this right now in 2018 and calling myself a LARPer.

I can assure you that what is going to happen in crypto and computing is beyond anything ever seen in human history. If you hold $100 in crypto right now, you will make it. Just don't give in to the Litecoin FUD.

Oh, also when I say Bitcoin I technically mean what you call Bitbean.

Well, I'm guessing this hits the text limit. Good luck /biz/

>> No.8314687

>>8314500
Okay I’ll bite. What other coins will do well in the future. How about ICX, ELA, PPT, VERi

>> No.8314886

Nice LARPing 3/10

>> No.8315019

>>8314500
>Bitcoin will be worth $10mil in 5 years.
>Ethereum will be worth $500k.
Your numbers are probably close enough, assuming you're referring to market cap, not price per coin.

>> No.8315083

>>8314500
>Oh, also when I say Bitcoin I technically mean what you call Bitbean.
Dubs confirm

>> No.8315428

Imagine how mental time travel/foresight would be though lads.
I wonder just how much someone could profit going back a decade, even if they were completely unprepared. What would you go for besides crypto?

>> No.8315452

>Bitbean
kek

>> No.8316478

>>8315428
Bet on every major sporting event I can remember, which is exactly 0 sporting events.

>> No.8316581

Absolutely got me

>> No.8316664
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8316664

>>8315428
What a world that would be.

>> No.8317004

>>8315428
bet on leicester city winning the premier league- odds were 5000/1 at one point

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>>8314500
>Oh, also when I say Bitcoin I technically mean what you call Bitbean.

>> No.8317257

>>8314500
I fucking love all of this.

>> No.8317355

>>8317004
I don't want to be killed by angry bookies though

>> No.8317430

Why is everyone so bullish on AMB?

>> No.8317490

>>8314500
nigga sergey Is satoshi, weak fud. 2/10

get better kike

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8317593

>>8314500
Nice essay TGfag

>> No.8317719

>>8316478
You can always bet on trump winning or brexit happening.

>> No.8317769

AMBJEETS GET IN HERE! CHAD CEO TO THE LAMBO MOON FUCK ETH FUCK OMG THOSE ARE SHITCOINS COMPARED TO AMB

>> No.8317918

Based on what?

Bye.

>> No.8317987

>>8317918
this dude has a one line attention span