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My friend said link will hit 1k by EOY so i bough 20 coins. Pls make my wish come true and pump it to 1k

>> No.8311340

>>8311119
only people that talk about link is 4chan...we are not your friends

>> No.8311355

>>8311119
your friend lied...what a shock!

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>>8311340
OP don't listen to this fag, us klink marines are all hodl buddies.

OP is my fran

>> No.8311493

>>8311119
Link will be 1k EOY, not $ but sats though.

>> No.8311512

It won't be 1k eoy. I'd say $5-10 atm.

>> No.8311543

>>8311119


if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

>> No.8311635

>>8311512
This but that value will only come from btc going 30k and beyond. Down in satoshi but up in fiat meme