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Will this type of rope be strong enough?

>> No.8306857

depends on your weight

>> No.8306878

>>8306845

For what? If you are thinking of suicide, you should invest in a helium tank and exit mask. Fast, painless, easy cleanup and not quite as humiliating as dangling from a rafter with shit dripping down your pantleg.

>> No.8306902

>>8306878
Helium tank? Will you pass out and die?

>> No.8306937
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8306937

>>8306878
Tfw the last bag we hold is the exit bag

>> No.8306961
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>>8306902

pic related
enjoy the sweet release of death

>> No.8307042

>>8306961
doesn't work anymore

>> No.8307050

Should be, but it's a bit thin so make sure you don't have any pressure points which could stop blood circulation.

Your sub will probably prefer a smooth silk rope instead of that scratchy stuff as well, but it can get expensive.

>> No.8307093

>>8307050

Thanks. This looks like a better alternative.I can't take it anymore.

>> No.8307094

>>8306961
Gun to the head is better

>> No.8307105

>>8307093
Make sure you use a safeword anon

>> No.8307109

>>8307094
Selfish fag leaving cleanup for others

>> No.8307122

>>8307094

No, it's not you stupid fuck. Not only is it unreliable unless you shove a shotgun barrel against the roof of your mouth, but it also requires you to acquire a gun and ammunition, and creates a terrible mess for some poor asshole to clean up.

>> No.8307162

http://www.rope.rip

^ click it

>> No.8307168
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8307168

>>8306845
Go to REI or some other sports retailer that sell climbing equipment. Buy a length of static rope that's used for abseiling(rappelling). Its strong enough for static loads to hang a car off of it so even a 500lb ameriburger like you can use it. Remember though if you kill yourself you will burn in hell for all eternity. I don't recommend it.

>> No.8307264

>>8306845
On the off chance you're not trolling, please don't. The situation is never really as bad as it seems in that moment. Please talk to someone

>> No.8307294

>>8307168
Climbing rope is terrible for bondage though.

>> No.8307345

>>8307294
Its not climbing rope. Its static and doesn't stretch. Its ideal for necking yourself.

>> No.8307450

>>8307042
did they fix the bug where you die from asphyxiation ?

>> No.8307487

>>8307042

what the fuck do you mean it "doesn't work anymore"?

how the possible fuck could dying from asphyxiation not work anymore?

>> No.8307494
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>>8307450
Yeah, in the last patch. Do you not read the change logs?

>> No.8307495

>>8307450
>>8307487
Because it's not pure helium

>> No.8307517

>>8307450
yeah they fixed it. it only works now if you find old version where this exploit still works.

>> No.8307542

WOW MORE FUCKING NERFS, FUCK THESE FAGGOT DEVS

>> No.8307592

Stop making these kinds of posts. Some of us lost actual big money in the crash

>> No.8307680

>>8307592
Some of us never had it. WE lost all hope.

>> No.8307699

>>8306961
>>8307042
>>8307495
Buy an n2o tank instead. Works the same but you'll be high as fuck in the way out and it isn't nerfed like helium is.

>> No.8307703

>>8306845
Recreate the wojak meme and shoot yourself in the head while the noose is on your head. If the bullet doesn't work you'll die instead of just becoming a vegetable.

>> No.8307862

Come on op, please get some help. Unless you live in america, no help there unfortunately.

>> No.8307887

>>8307592
I lost 80.000 Euro's. I have the right to kill myself.

>> No.8308127
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8308127

>>8306845
get a motorbike, hit the open roads with the intention of stuffing it into a wall at 180mph. Then realise how much you like cruising the open roads on two wheels and forget about all this fucking crypto money bullshit.

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>>8307042
>anymore

>> No.8308248

>>8307450
Asphyxiation was bullshit anyways. WoW weren't able to breathe for 5 minutes? Oh youre dead. So fucking stupid, do you know how hard it is to continuously breathe day and night for 75 years without even a 5 minute break? Fix couldn't come soon enough

>> No.8308738

>>8307592
DO IT