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>wife comes to you and says you need to sell your crypto right now or she's going to divorce you

What do?

>> No.8292698

>>8292668

sell crypto, divorce your wife

>> No.8292700
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8292700

Gotcha covered senpai

>> No.8292708

Cya?

>> No.8292722

All in Monero and divorced like fuck

>> No.8292737

>>8292668
>>8292668
Murder her and fuck her corpse

>> No.8292810

>>8292668
I'd divorce her and then sell it anyways because crypto is dead as would my marriage be.

>> No.8292870

I would ask her why she feels that it’s necesssry and find out what her thoughts are, maybe she has a good reason to think that (probably not though). Then once she is finished, I’d tell her how I feel about her request. If she could not come to understand how important it is to me that I maintain this portfolio, than she doesn’t love me in a constructive way and we would have to part ways.

>> No.8292905

Marriage laws are so stupid

Im investing my money, not our money

>> No.8292916

>>8292722
Do like 80% monero. She knows there is some money so getting none will be red flag to lawyers. Just toss her a bit to think she outsmarted you.

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8292934

>>8292668
>having wife in 21st century

>> No.8292941
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8292941

>get married
>His money becomes "Our" money
>Her money stays her money

>> No.8292962

>>8292916
100% and dont ever speak to the bitch again, move countries preferably

>> No.8292969
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8292969

>>8292934
>current century

>> No.8293002

Can crypto used to hide all assets during a divorce? Serious question

>> No.8293088

>>8293002
Forensic accountants would go to town on you.

>> No.8293305

>>8293002
You can try, but getting found out is going to get you held in contempt, which is an additional "please rape me in the ass" flag and that's in ADDITION over the norm in divorce courts.

I'm not a lawyer, this is not legal advice, but if you decide to try it (I wouldn't), you should REALLY DYOR.

>> No.8293435

>>8292698
This. Sell because it's the smart thing to do. Divorce wife for having the audacity to use an ultimatum like that.