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My ex just said hi to me after 3 years with 0 contact. She's a John Oliver avid viewer.
>>8284977Fuck her then block her.
>>8284977BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8284977Since this is on biz, I am assuming she knows about your crypto?
You assume correctly
>>8285201Just ask her if she feels like chilling and catching up at your place. Also ask her to bring something to drink.
>>8285220This. Also put some chocolate on the table. It will do her good.
>>8285201can i put my linkie in your stinkie
>>8285201I made a poopy in my linky
>>8285201Tell her about the oracle problem
>>8285201Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it
>>8285259kek this one would be good, rolling for it myself
>>8284977You summoned her? That's cool.
>>8285259This.
>>8285259reroll
>>8285201>Oh hey, yeah I remember that trip. A bit of a coincidence since I randomly thought about you the other day too. I'm doing great actually, when I thought of you the other day it created an intense craving to feel my dick slide into your ass once more. So yeah, kind of weird but you do have a pretty nice ass...TRIPS GET
>>8285201I tried to reverse image search that image, even filled out the edges with pixels, but I couldn't find out who your gf is.Anyone else have an idea how to find out using this pic?
>>8285259333 get
>>8285201>>8285259333 get last try
>>8284977Did you finally figure it out how much I'm worth after watching that British faggot? You dumb fucking roastie.
Here's what you do:Tell her you're doing good. Really good actually. You got very lucky and got into Bitcoin right before it went up and sold right before it went down. Tell her you did pretty well but don't really know what to do with yourself now. No real motivation to work because you've got almost a million in BTC. You think you'll just sell all your shit, pack a bag and go travel for a while.Then ignore all future texts from her
>>8285201Ravioli ravioli, if you want in on my bitcoin, you're gonna have to gimme your assholi.
>>8285259This
>>8285259
>>8285259>>8285259333 get ffs so close
>>8285201I've been getting rimmed by hookers nightly you broke bitch! I'm balls deep in one right now as I'm typing this, unironically. You see, I made a few...investments... and now I'm rich enough to buy custom buttplugs for all my hoes. Send a nude, suck me off, or don't message me again, babe.
>>8285259this
>>8285201I've been getting footjobs from instagram models and having hoes rim my asshole. I'm great.Wbu ugly?
>>8285201ask her how shes doin
>>8285201HELP ME! I'M BROKE. I INVESTED ALL OF MY MONEY INTO CRYPTO PONZI SCHEMES AND NOW IM LIVING IN MY CAR AND BARELY SURVIVING. PLEASE START A GOFUNDME FOR ME OR I MIGHT DIE I WOULD SAY MEET ME BUT I HAVE A HOBO BEARD AND DIRT ALL OVER MY FACE FROM SLEEPING IN THE MUD WHEN MY CAR IS TOO HOTTHANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN I STILL MASTURBATE TO YOU
"Fuck off"
>>8285259rolling for desu
Make it dubs you larping faggot
>>8285201So... You kept the last message you sent to her for 3 years?Damn.
>>8284977My wife now watches Colbert everyday. She voted for Hillary. I can't take it anymore.
>>8285427Bitch didn't even update me on her brother, might be dead for all I know.
>>8285201Do not reply to her
Sorry babe, I like cocks now.
eat a dick you whore
>>8285427>So... You kept the last message you sent to her for 3 years?it's called fb messenger you brainlet>>8285259>Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of itre-roll
>>8285432At least it's not Oliver, friend. At least it's not Oliver.
>>8285445DAMN IT missed >>8285444 by 1
>>8285438Just ask how her brother is doing and ignore everything she said.
>>8285449>it's called fb messenger you brainletI'm pretty sure even they let you delete stuff you don't want to keep.
>>8285259>Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of itdesu
>>8285259do not do it unless you want everyone to know about how rich you are
>>8285259re roll
>>8284977Fuck her like the whore she is then give her 0.01 eth and never talk to her again
>>8285438That's a whore move to do.
>>8285318enhance it
>>8285201i bought ze dip
>>8285426Did we even get dubs so far?You guys are fucking awful at gets
555 incoming
>>8285259555 GET
>>8285337kek reroll
>>8285259555
Sneed
Fuck off cocksucker, I already had a taste of that pussy. NEXT!
>"Hey I'm doing really great. Just wondering - would you be down to fuck a black guy while I watch?"
>>8285201ignore
>>8285201I'm tripping balls right now, who the fuck is this? Are you one of them?
>>>>8285555
>>8285259RE-ROLLING
>>8285201>havent talked to her in 3 years>messeged her this morningFake news.>>8285427Nah I checked my FB messeges from 2017 or older say the year. It should say 2015 if that was true
>>8285533Wew checked.
>>8285201No one's going to get fucking trips in this thread you fucking autist, you should've picked dubs like a non moron.How do you know she knows about your money, exes speak to me all the time because they want me back even if they have no idea about my financial situation. She probably just had a breakup or something and is feeling single and lonely.
>>8285318>>8285514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk
>>8285566>doesn't know how facebook messages work
OP, just do this >>8285201 and get it over with so we can all move on.
>>8285201"my linky stays super stinky"
>>8285259gummon
>>8285201Fuck off
>>8285201
>>8285259>Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of itprease desu
>>8285201If you're 555, then I'm 666. What's it like to be a heretic?
Template:>MY GF/EX/WIFE/FAMILY/FRIEND TALKED/CONTACTED ME BECAUSE SHE/THEY HEARD/FOUND OUT I TRADE CRYPTO, WAT DO?get better material you unfunny frogfaggot crossboarder.
>>8285666FINALLY
>>8285666>thisgogogo
>>8285666You. Fucking. Wasted. It. REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8285666Nice
>>8285666winrar
>>8285201I made some money, plz leave me alone, I'm happy now
Alright let's do it smooth
>>8284977>biz>post about exup to you lol
>>8285666the devil wills it op you must comply
>>8285666good job anon
>>8285728>>8285712this does not please kek
>>8285666>>8285699YESSSSSSS
>>8285712
>>8285728WTF, now I see why you guys break
>>8285259rolling
>>8285736What was 8285712?
>>8285712>>8285728not gonna help ppl are using scriptsjust keep going alb- anon
>>8285712mind reposting this with higher resolution? I am unable to make out the text here. Thanks.
>>8285712It's too late, we saw it.
>>8285728Show her the blockfolio OP! You aren’t a daggot are you?
>>8285760I didn't see it anon, what was it?
>>8285201Do it
>>8285754>>8285770Something that is going to get Albert v&.
>>8285728Are you retarded? thats so autistic
>>8285770he forgot to blur out name & locationno big deal
>>8285728Hahahahahaha God damn that's embarrassing
>>8285796hahahahaha, this thread just went from shit to great. is he in the states or europe?
>>8285754it was a duplicate of the other image post here>>8285728but we need to see what kek wills
>>8285728>ex-girlfriend craves some dick>messages you out of the blue to obtain said dick>YOU FUCK IT UP WITH AUTISMYou missed your chance, Chad probably texted her back by now.
>>8285814states
its overshe will not respondShe spotted he still has autism
>>8285814
>>8285823both names or just Albert?time to fire up the ol' whitepages.com lol
>>8285728WTF is this shit, Albert from Florida?You clearly said in >>8285201 that trips decide your reply.Then you give us this soyboy cuck nonsense when >>8285666 clearly states to send her your blockfolio?
good work you autists are gonna scare off OP
>>8285841will make another thread let this one die
>>8285834just albert and florida, nothing to get him v&>>8285841he said hes gonna do it smooth >>8285699
>>8285850>i'll just censore it, surely they'll forget and not dox
>>8285849he should kill himself for renegging on his promise
>>8285850Just keep going, there are probably hundreds if not thousands of Alberts from Florida.
>>8285871at least hes trying to deliver oc
>>8285860oh right, I see it now. oh well.ggs albert, should probably just count your blessings and turn off your computer. go to bed.
>>8285881he literally asked for trips decides and then ignored trips and typed his own super autistic thing. OC doesn't mean good C. This whole thread is a trainwreck.
Tell her you still love her
>>8285882Thinking on doing this, apparently you cannot make a mistake here, people are more interested in doxxing than in continuing the topic
I found Albert from Florida's facebook Pic related
>>8285820Pathetic projecting thirstyPeople like you are why women think their pussy is so valuable
>>8285897its 4chan after allkeep going no way someone can doxx
>>8285896This,
>>8285897the topic was mediocre though, telling this girl that some autist is slandering her on a ukranian yak skiing forum would be a lot funnier than anything you could do.
>>8285835why would you even say this. it is not ironic or funny. post blockfolio.
>>8285835>Albert Wew
>>8285926alright then have fun
I want to see her response to the blockfolio though! I don’t care about doxx I want the story to continue.
>>8285936don't start a thread if you're not going to deliver you faggot
>>8285220Yes and turn up the AC to 100°
>>8285850no faggot this thread lives on
A L B E R TF L O R I D A
cmon op deliverits you that made the mistakenow get over it and deliver
>>8285897NO ONE wants to see your "small talk" about John Oliver.When you say you'll post whatever /biz/ says, JUST DO IT, especially if you asked for something as hard as TRIPS.
OP, grow a dick and BUY LINK
All of you impatient cucks yelling at OP when he was tryna play it smoothThis thread is exactly why biz will never make itCould have had plenty of keks. Stay poor pajeets.
>>8285936Say, "I've been busy investing and getting my life together. I'll become rich someday and laugh about how dumb I was in the past."
My linkies stay super stinky $1000 EOY
lets just pretend we didnt see it so op can stop shitting his pants and actually deliver what he requested trips for
OP, as the one who suggested the blockfolio idea I am deeply disappointed in you!
>>8285201I love you babe ;( why did you leave me! I've obssessed over you every single day
>>8285947Oh apparently I delivered just fine...fucking basement dweller doxxers
>>8286004Fuck playing it smooth.NO ONE wants to hear them talk about John Oliver or reminisce about old times.The BEST threads on /biz/ are ones where dubs/trips get is something like "I wanna take a dump on your chest" and the girl still continues responding.
>>8286067lmao that canned response, you caught her red handed
>>8286067What were you doing posting this on this board anyway?
>>8286067HUGEtell her you'll send her 0.001 btc for her panties
>>8286067dang send blockfolio anyway
>>8286067Someone did you a favor, the she-devil would have probably seduced you and got all your stinky linkies
>>8286067HAHAHAHAServes you right faggot
>>8286067and now you do like you said you would and post blockfolio
>>8286067> asks /biz/ to decide what to reply> thinks it's all gonna turn out okay
>>8286067This wouldnt off happened if you posted your blockfolio and asked her to rate it. Don't fight the trips.
Albert pls
>>8286067what were you thinking Albert from Florida
can you please post the girl at leastthanks for ruining the thread, op -> pic
>>8286145Kek show me hers account the fun just started
>>8286067How did someone get his exgfs ac
>>8286067Show her your blockfolio and tell her shes not getting any
absolute state of biz
You ruined the genuine response but just so you don't say OP doesn't deliver...
>>8286067Who does she know, that would of told her about this conversation?There's no women on here.Also good for you OP for not putting up with her garbage. Women are actual trash.
>>8286282If this is real good job.
>>8286282I hope this is real.Keep her hanging. Hopefully you can get some degrading anal sex from her.
test
Epic Bread
>>8286282tfw OP deliveredhow does it feel?
>>8284977all of this smells like a big fat larp
>>8286282If not larp, good job OP.How many % are you up from your initial investment? When did you get in to crypto and how did you make it?
>>8285201tell her to put all of her money in LINK, tell her it is guaranteed to go to 1k by the end of the year
>>8286378Fuck off newfag
Hey ops ex I know you're reading this post tits or gtfo
sweet LARP faggot
>>8285201Say, I'm doing alright. How about you?
>>8286422so new yet so late
>>8286282congrats on this, seriouslybtw. you ruined it yourself by not cropping out her pic i guess
>>8286282Good goy
op offer her 1 BTC for>degrading anal sexpost response
>>8286387> doesnt even know how much I own
>>8284977OP is now fucking his ex?
wow, crypto really has gone to the shitter.
oh well, Im done, good thread everyone, she wasn't after my money.
>>8286661Looool
>>8286661Nice LARP
>>8286661Kek btfo
>>8286661Why didn't she say that at the start, also this is a larp
>>8286661roastie BTFO
>>8286067this is what you get for not pleasing kek you FAGGOT
>>8286661lmao ofc she wasbitch is salty now, your chance op
>>8286575First of all, you're a cunt. Let's get that out of the way. Second of all any blockfolio app or whatever you want to call it can be manipulated. That might not be OPs actual investment, he might just be pissing off his ex.Third of all in a thread like this don't ask to see someones portfolio you massive fucking idiot.Lurk more you insufferable faggot. For at least 1 month just take your hands off the keyboard and see how everybody's posting before you even think about contributing anything you worthless sack of shit.
>>8286661good job shes just pissed hahaha
>>8286661Wew never seen such a salty response. Speaks more for herself than who OP is.
>>8286661You're a a filthy gold digging whore and you know it Susan
Kek love seeing more chads on biz, good to know the virgin autist who doxxed him wouldn't have a chance with this chick
>>8286742> calls me a cunt> called me a "newfag" for asking about how OP achieved his portfolio> calls me a worthless sack of shit and a faggotYou're the fucking cunt you autist.No wonder everyone here is a fucking incel, people like you think this is how to interact normally with people, fucking retard.Just don't fucking reply to me if you have nothing useful to say. Go kill yourself.
Money Grabbing attempt DENIED
>>8286763Requesting more info on this roastie
offer her some buttcoin op, make it really genuine like as an apology and tell her to fuck off after
>>8286781>why aren't they nice like on rebbitGo le upboat some man having sex with a dog at a tranny wedding
>>8286661garuntee she will blow up OPs phone now, her tone gradually changing from salty to hysterically begging him to take her back. Women are the ultimate meme.
>>8286821We need to refer to women as a "depreciating asset" more often around here
>>8285331This man knows how to punish women
>>8285201How you holding up? Like you're supposed to not be doing good or some shit? Fuck that. You're doing excellent bro, even if you aren't. Fuck her.
>>8285728>talking to her like she’s a friend/equal to youPhysically disgusted.
>>8286661Say, "pull up nigga adalee"
Op still here?
Based OP
>>8286905Yes, she tried calling me twice but I hung up, and I think she's afraid of replying in fb now
>>8284977SAME
>>8286928What are you planning to say to her if she calls?
>>8286928What happened between you and her anyway?
>>8286941Bachelor party of a friend, and well, you can imagine the rest.
>>8285201I went all in on LINK and now I'm broke. Im glad you messaged me actually, I'm hoping I can borrow $20. I'll pay it back ASAP.
>>8286940Not planning to get nagged once again by this bitch. She's nothing to me now.
I hope this is real, she was after your money.Of course it was about her brother! of course it was, that's why she mentioned it in her first post...
>>8286973Re roll
>>8285666Checked
>>8286976Then try and get some tail from her? Really shouldn't be hard if she believes you're a millionaire.
>>8285201prostitution is the world oldest profession even monkeys does it, if you want my internet money you will work for it.
>>8287009Get laid and you'll understand women are trouble. It's not about poon 24/7 muh nigger>>8286953Did it end badly?
>>8286953No I can't. What happened?
>>8287031Meh, she couldn't forgive me and I thought there was an underlying reason for what I did, so I didn't insist. I helped her with her bro's situation for a while after we broke up but one day she just stopped talking to me so I did the same.
>>8287036Got my dick sucked and an orbiter told her all about it. He didn't get any and his friends stopped hanging out with him, kek.
>>8287031Women are as much trouble as you make them.
>>8287054Pay for her bros medical expenses
>>8287085He did the right thing. People should know what they're dealing with in relationships.
>>8287092this
>>8287105Don't want to sound like an asshole but that would be like burning money.
>>8287124This.Gold digging thot, fuck her degenerate brother.
>>8287124What's up with her brother anyway?
>>8287164My guess is drug addiction or mental illness.
>>8287054That's it? You got your dick sucked? LmaoI've seen married women suck cock at hens nights when I used to serve the tables at a club in the city. Frequently too lolEveryone gets into such a tiff these days over little one offs with strippers that mean fuck all when you're high on booze
>>8287173wasn't a stripper tho, just a thot at the club, I think I could have fixed it if it was the stripper, heat of the moment and all that.
>>8287124idk man, if you have been with her for 7 years shes something to you, even if you think shes nothing to you.Id talk to her, maybe she contacted you not because of greediness but desperation. fix her shit, then tell her to fuck off.
Somehow you managed to turn this in a way that makes you look like a pathetic faggot. Congrats on this seriously
>>8287197t.
>>8287193You're still scum for cheating on her. I hope your portfolio is entirely stinky linky
>>8287197Are you fucked in the head?Did she lead the conversation with "hi my brother is this and that...."No. She changed it up when she was exposed.
>>8286813fuck off /pol/tard
>>8287164fuck that cunt and her dumbass druggie brotherfucking roasties
>>8286661
10/10 LARP thread, nice job OP
>>8287220you dont have a lot of xp with 3D women, right?
>>8285820She wasn't messaging him to get dick, she was messaging him to get his money.All bitches ain't shit.
>>8287103oh fuck off. I fucking hate white knights, fucking kys.