The 5 Stages Of The Bogpill

[Anonymous No.8246357]

what stage are you at /biz/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRx4JkkoaY

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes
Prickly sensation on skin

No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound

Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend

May be able to hear colors

Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)
Extreme pain

No movement

90% will drop out of this phase

May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes

In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grishka

High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase
Bogface

Ability to see anything

other universes

talk to aliens

addiction the bogposting

can last up to 6 weeks

must abandon your freinds and family

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; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̗̖̳̹̙̐̌͌͑ͧl͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍

will see aliens that will test mental capacity

a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̔ͫ̕asked

able to citrus-dick without pain

flying

Theorized 6th bogstage
never been reached

immortality is granted

replace Igor

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[Anonymous No.8246375]

good thread

[Anonymous No.8246424]

>>8246357
Nice one OP

[Anonymous No.8246453]

Fuck this bullshit bogdanoff posting. It is utter and outmost bullshit and folklore nothing more than that. These are like the the Kardashians of France, just vapid old men who are in entertainment. They have NOTHING to do with crypto stop making this dumb fuckery up

[Anonymous No.8246469]

>>8246357
Stage 0

The bogs can eat my logs

[Anonymous No.8246472]

>>8246453
>old
age as a concept doesn't apply to them
you don't understand
they have left humanity behind

[Anonymous No.8246490]

>>8246453
>nothing to do with crypto

Centralization bows to Bogcoin

There is no Bitcoin, only Bogcoin

In contact with quantum computers

Possess memetic-like abilities never before seen in a "meme coin"

Controls all of your Cryptocurrency wallets with an iron but fair fist

Own mining centers & GPU manufacturers globally

Was created by a direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

The 1% premine of Bogcoin will help bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

Bogcoin will also be be the first cryptocurrency to bypass the moon and go directly to Mars.

Own 99% of cryptocurrency programming facilities on Earth

First designer cyrptocurrency will in all likelihood be Bogcoin

Bogcoin is said to attract investors and data miners with 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

You likely have Bogdabots inside you're computer ready to mine crypto and make you some fucking money right now.

Bogcoin is in regular communication with the greek God Chronos, forwarding the word of technology to the people through time travel and timeline manipulation. Who do you think told Alan Greenspan that economy is about to crash in 2006, leading to him leaving his position at the Federal Reserve to pursue the development of Bitcoin under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto?

The lead developers learned fluent Computer Science, Memetic Marketing and Cryptography in under a week

Nation states entrust their crypto currency reserves with Bogcoin. There will be no Bitcoin backing the Bitcoin ETF, it will be in the Bogcoin Crypto Vault.

Crypto currencies are about 1 decade old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

[Anonymous No.8246588]

>>8246453
The bogs won't be pleased with you, Young trader