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We need an /sg/ Sminem General /

Post your rarest sminems, post stories or theories on our overlord sminem.

Is sminem full human? Is he a rogue early-attempt bogdanoff designer baby forever exiled to spend his days in Siberia? How has he become the chosen one? Has anyone donated crypto to sminem and his family irl?

>> No.8239617
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comrade sminem

>> No.8239698
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>>8239603
ALL HAIL

>> No.8239723
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Sminem is love.

>> No.8239781
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Lord Sminem protects us from boomer faggots.

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>>8239781
Kek, that's gold

>> No.8239896

>>8239603
sminem is beauty and alien.

>> No.8240079
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8240079

>he panic sold
>Dump it
>he managed to 2x his stack
>Pump it
>hes not selling
>pump it more
>he took profits to BTC at Ath
>put him to sleep, call Bitfinex, print 1 billion tethers
>hes awake and his portfolio is 3x
>make him think a crash is imminent , drop off the volume
>he sold everything to USD
>Activate a 50% crypto market crash
>he bought back at the absolute bottom and put a long on Btc at 100x leverage
>pump it again
>he wants to buy the Confido dip
>pull a DDoS attack on all the exchanges
>print 2 billion more tethers when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
>load a dip
>he bought the dip
>huge green dildos till sleep, get Mr Satoshi on the line
>Mr Satoshi is on
>Make Satoshi lock his coins forever and make a public statement as soon as he wakes up
>he already made it
>Activate new paradigm protocol
>he feels Alone now that he has all the gains but nogf
>Deploy the AI robot waifus with artificial womb upgrade
>he thinks its real
>it is
>he never believed he could be so happy
> let him reflect on his life
>he is in bliss
>Guide him to enlightment
>he is becoming one of us Master Sminem
>Good, activate quantum immortality , bring him to Valhalla and then find me another anon

>> No.8240245

>>8240079
This is jokes, has anyone managed to contact him in real life? I saw a thread a while back where we tried to message a relative on social media that we mean no harm and want to donate to sminem. I forgot his real name but I'm serious if this kid set up an eth address and posted with timestamp on here he'd make stacks. Like do you think irl he's aware he's a meme?

>> No.8240325

>>8240245
I would send him like .30 ETH just for funs. Probably goes a long way in Russia.

>> No.8240818

what if sminem is actually really an asshole and bully in real life

>> No.8240942

Anybody have Sminem on the beach photo?